'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Voland]

I'm only 26. But enough of that. I don't want to be all mopey like Rühl.

thats a whole new level. You'll never top that.

[mex83]

sounds like you're making very good progress...you aren't going to need surgery with the amount of will power you have.

You might need your skin tightened up in some places so put some money aside for that, possibly abdominoplasty. Being young your skin is pretty elastic, but that will probably end up being the last phase of your transformation.

yeah I know that I will eventually need some type of surgery at the end.. I think that I am going to need the gyno and the tummy tuck to finish.

I am hoping that my gyno i can get right of it by doing what most of the guys do in here. I have read some of it but not all of it.

[mex83]

why calling it easy way when you can call it the smart way?

the smart way would be to do it with will power and natrually.

The easy way to loose the weight is to get the procedure done. but I will not go into details about my point of view on by pass and lap band procedures.

[peachfuzz]

whats crackin boys?

[Voland]

the smart way would be to do it with will power and natrually.

The easy way to loose the weight is to get the procedure done. but I will not go into details about my point of view on by pass and lap band procedures.

my way is the weirdo way. So gyno surgery will be the most intelligent thing i've ever do.
I had really bad acne when youger. in chest, face, arms, back (still got in back).
Now i only have the marks, except for the back that keeps bringing spot regularly. So i decided tu cover the acne marks with tattoos (don't get me worng i like them, but thats a win win situation lol). My idea is to have all my chest, arms and back tatd. Bye bye marks. Of course i can't tattoo my chest until my gyno is done. Cos that will deform the tattoo.
I'm that weirdo. lol.

[Voland]

hey peach

[Ernst]

[Voland]

is that a dude or a chick? LOL

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

Hey!!! Where did you get that pic of me!?!?!?!?!

[swol_je]

that girls hot

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

what is brown and rhymes with snoop?

[Reed]

Fvckin Emo kids

[DCI]

Story peach.

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

dr. dre

hehehe

[Voland]

[peachfuzz]

fvckin windy as all hell outside!

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

fvckin windy as all hell outside!

god farted

[AnimalGear]

dukki, you there?/

[AnimalGear]

that emo kid is a dude...facial hair

hahahahaha

[Ernst]

What happened to Goth? I barely meet any of them now. That was emo with homicidal rage fvcking in graveyards.

[Voland]

oh yessssss

Born from the blood that was carried through time
Encircling the true essence of the wolf
To reap the weak as a cursed shadow in the night
And let their death ornament the snow

When the fullmoon shines, the werewolf strikes
The human fear sings my song
When carelian forests echoe with your death
The power is regained by the strong

Singing ---- ---- - psalms to scourge ------ god
To make his children rot and hurt
Burning the chapels so their prayers cannot be heard
To leave them as kill for our knives

When the fullmoon shines, the werewolf strikes
The human fear sings my song
When carelian forests echoe with your death
The spirit is regained by the aware

To see their altars turned to dust - Is a dream becoming reality
To see their cross crumbling to rust - Forgotten to void for eternity

The rite of white man reborn - From false light into darkness
That holds the true light in scorn - The Carelian Satanist Madness

When their children crawl in broken glass
The human torment carries my name
When the embers breed a new black order
The darkness reveals the true light

When the fullmoon shines, the werewolf strikes
The human fear sings my song
When carelian forests echoe with your death
The world is regained by the Satan

The rite of white man reborn - From false light into darkness
That holds the true light in scorn - The Carelian Satanist Madness...

[AnimalGear]

so I get to finally get laid tonight, after not doing so for months, and for some reason i'm paranoid i won't last long...? weird, i know...but still...i hate this nervous anxiety...any words for me??

[Kratos]

lets not copy and paste song lyrics, ruhl does that, nobody reads them

[Kratos]

so I get to finally get laid tonight, after not doing so for months, and for some reason i'm paranoid i won't last long...? weird, i know...but still...i hate this nervous anxiety...any words for me??

huh, last week you were taking about being jealous of your gf talking to other dudes...isn't the definition of a girl-friend = a girl who is a friend, who also waxes your nob?

[Reed]

[AnimalGear]

yes, good point, both kratos and reed...no that was a weird thing blow out of proportion...it wasn't really a big deal

i guess i'm gonna just pound that vag with all i've got , right?

[AnimalGear]

i meant last long as in blowing my load after 5 minnutes....not the relationship lasting long

[Voland]

huh, last week you were taking about being jealous of your gf talking to other dudes...isn't the definition of a girl-friend = a girl who is a friend, who also waxes your nob?

i quote my how my girl defines herself to her girl friends "I'm his gf, his friend and his bitch".

[mex83]

Morning reed.... yo FYI: -5 lbs bro.

[Ernst]

i quote my how my girl defines herself to her girl friends "I'm his gf, his friend and his bitch".

How romantic. Does she have a sister? Preferably a younger, hotter, sister?

[Voland]

i meant last long as in blowing my load after 5 minnutes....not the relationship lasting long

I'll glady exchenge for you. I'd rather blow in 5 mins that the hours taht it takes me. Makes me hate sex.

[AnimalGear]

i quote my how my girl defines herself to her girl friends "I'm his gf, his friend and his bitch".

wow that would be fantastic if kelly would actually define herself that way

[Reed]

Actually Animal Gear I was just posting that for the hell of it

[Ernst]

i meant last long as in blowing my load after 5 minnutes....not the relationship lasting long

That event could be one and the same.

[Reed]

Morning reed.... yo FYI: -5 lbs bro.

So a total of 16?? How is the workout regiment going

[AnimalGear]

MEX way to go, hoe!!!!


and good timing, reed! i thought it was cool anyways


and voland, i'll keep that in mind

[Voland]

How romantic. Does she have a sister? Preferably a younger, hotter, sister?

very romantic. She has no sisters, she is 19 lol, and she is more beutiful than hot kinda girl. I'm not into hot girls.

[Kratos]

yes, good point, both kratos and reed...no that was a weird thing blow out of proportion...it wasn't really a big deal

i guess i'm gonna just pound that vag with all i've got , right?

so you haven't had sex with her yet?

[Ernst]

very romantic. She has no sisters, she is 19 lol, and she is more beutiful than hot kinda girl. I'm not into hot girls.

We have a saying here in America...

"Put a flag over her face and do it for Old Glory."

Old Glory being the American flag in case you didn't get that.

[Voland]

wow that would be fantastic if kelly would actually define herself that way

that is your job too. They don't just define that way out of he blue...
You have to teach her each situation requires an attitude.