'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Kratos]

I'm sorry animal but talk is not acceptable
you're the man
I gave you one of my best moves, use it before she opens her mouth to say the word sex

[Voland]

they were kinda impressed with my strength for not doing that type of lifting, it was pretty intense though, i was bleeding all over the bar and shit before the night was over lol good times



thanks, thinking business administration/personal financial planning

How old are you smokey?
Are you gonna quit job and focus on study or you're doing both?

[AnimalGear]

then i refer to my post 95720
DO that. Be a man! delicacy=no pvssy.

OK duly noted!!

[Kratos]

I couldn't finish my sandwich due to ADD meds and they put too much mayo on it

I'm down to 251

[KatsMeow]

hey kats

hey...

[Dukkit]

signed up for college today,

the power lifting gym kicked my ass last night lol everyone was really nice also

sweet

and sweet

[AnimalGear]

OK OK i'm gonna jump on that tonight...i promise you guys! no more talk

[smokeyd]

i was down to 254 now back up to 265 and getting bigger every day muahahahaha

[Kratos]

maybe I'll just cut down till I look like a gay model

[smokeyd]

maybe I'll just cut down till I look like a gay model

eh maybe no good

[AnimalGear]

i can get a dozen condoms for $1 at student health services. yeah, i know you're jealous


andddd i'm up to 135

[Kratos]

OK OK i'm gonna jump on that tonight...i promise you guys! no more talk

I mean, how's the talk gonna go down...you want to I want to....blah, what a horrible mood setter.

After you get her in her panties pull them over to the side and tease that pvssy with your tounge.

[KatsMeow]

maybe I'll just cut down till I look like a gay model

i don't know if that's the look for you

[KatsMeow]

i think i should come back at a later time

[Kratos]

i can get a dozen condoms for $1 at student health services. yeah, i know you're jealous


andddd i'm up to 135

I get em' for free
I'm good friends with this girl who is a pharma rep for birth control pills...she gets 500 a month to give out to her doctor's offices. She gives me all I want...haven't had to ask for more in a long time though.

[AnimalGear]

I mean, how's the talk gonna go down...you want to I want to....blah, what a horrible mood setter.

After you get her in her panties pull them over to the side and tease that pvssy with your tounge.

it won't be a real talk tak, she'll say she's ready, i'll say i'm ready and i'll start kising her and go from there

[Kratos]

i think i should come back at a later time

sry, I don't want some poor girl getting poked at like an alien is touching her. Just trying to help the young lad.

[AnimalGear]

kats stick around and chime in

[AnimalGear]

sry, I don't want some poor girl getting poked at like an alien is touching her. Just trying to help the young lad.

i think you grosly underestimate me

[Dukkit]

I get em' for free
I'm good friends with this girl who is a pharma rep for birth control pills...she gets 500 a month to give out to her doctor's offices. She gives me all I want...haven't had to ask for more in a long time though.

condoms... who uses those

ew

[Kratos]

it won't be a real talk tak, she'll say she's ready, i'll say i'm ready and i'll start kising her and go from there

lame, no talking

[KatsMeow]

kats stick around and chime in

are you a virgin?

[Kratos]

condoms... who uses those

ew

people who don't want a baby or std's
a lot of times I didn't with my ex-gf, she was on the pill and it was a serious relationship.

[Dukkit]

are you a virgin?

no hes not

[Kratos]

are you a virgin?

no guy who is gives a truthful answer to that

[Dukkit]

people who don't want a baby or std's
a lot of times I didn't with my ex-gf, she was on the pill and it was a serious relationship.

all my relationships are serious and they are on b-control

i think

[smokeyd]

so my boys bovines leg still hasnt rotted off and its been almost 24 hours since inject of sceince experament

[Kratos]

if I knocked that 19 year old girl up though, bad news.
I wasn't gonna risk it.

[Kratos]

so my boys bovines leg still hasnt rotted off and its been almost 24 hours since inject of sceince experament

should be fine, don't worry so much

[Dukkit]

so my boys bovines leg still hasnt rotted off and its been almost 24 hours since inject of sceince experament

maybe he'll turn into a cow!!

moooo...

[Dukkit]

travel chick is already texting me sayin she misses me

ive only hung with her for like 8 hours, half of that was fukkin

why do girls get so attached to me so fast

[KatsMeow]

he acts like it's the first time he's ever had sex

[Dukkit]

math chick says she loves me

my one jewish ex keeps texting me, she wants me to come over and sleep with her. cuz she loves me but she knows i will never get back with her. but we can enjoy the sex right?

its just never ending

[Dukkit]

but the one girl i love... i cant be with

stupid stupid stupid!!

[KatsMeow]

travel chick is already texting me sayin she misses me

ive only hung with her for like 8 hours, half of that was fukkin

why do girls get so attached to me so fast

simple. girls are looking for one thing....someone to spend their future with and some crazy fantasy of this guy who will love them unconditionally and help them make babies

[Dukkit]

alright... enough thinking

time to eat and itch my balls

[Dukkit]

simple. girls are looking for one thing....someone to spend their future with and some crazy fantasy of this guy who will love them unconditionally and help them make babies

yea. but why do they think im that.

crazy girls

[Voland]

he acts like it's the first time he's ever had sex

see, kats likes my style too lol.

[Voland]

yea. but why do they think im that.

crazy girls

i want them to this that of me but they think i'm fvckabilly material. and i'm not a toy boy. I'm a serious person who wants serious relationships. Not fvuckbuddy girls.

[Dukkit]

see, kats likes my style too lol.

whats up V-land!!