'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Dukkit]

wrist is startin to hurt. i knew i shouldnt of done the clean and press last night

[Dukkit]

damn. my obliques feel sexy

im standing here with a hand on my side and just leaning to one side to flex the oblique.

lol

[Dukkit]

do you have the time, to listen to me whine

[Dukkit]

my ex is tryin to make me jealous by talking about sex with another dude

lol

if only she knew

[Chode Logan]

my ex is tryin to make me jealous by talking about sex with another dude

lol

if only she knew

Tell her you banged the same guy.

[Dukkit]

Tell her you banged the same guy.

lol

nah. he was a chunky slob. i dont even care.

ive done everything to her sexually

ive gotten my use out of her

[Chode Logan]

lol

nah. he was a chunky slob. i dont even care.

ive done everything to her sexually

ive gotten my use out of her

Yah, no use worrying about expired poon.

[Kratos]

my ex is tryin to make me jealous by talking about sex with another dude

lol

if only she knew

that's common behavior for girls I find

[Dukkit]

Yah, no use worrying about expired poon.

exactly. i have way to much poon on my hands right now to worry about.

[Chode Logan]

Speaking of poon I got sleazy Friday night.

[Chode Logan]

I never knew they made chicken breast in a can....convienient, but gross.

[Dukkit]

that's common behavior for girls I find

well i took her virginity when she was 17. so i guess i can see why she still tries to get back and plays those games

[Dukkit]

I never knew they made chicken breast in a can....convienient, but gross.

ew i know. ive ate it. its slimy

with some seasoning it doesnt taste bad. but its funky

[Kratos]

Speaking of poon I got sleazy Friday night.

good news

[Chode Logan]

ew i know. ive ate it. its slimy

with some seasoning it doesnt taste bad. but its funky

Yeah, kinda weirds me out a bit, but cheap and protein-ey.

[Dukkit]

math chick just rented me a car for sat. so i can go see Abbot.

she loves me. she really loves me

[Kratos]

well i took her virginity when she was 17. so i guess i can see why she still tries to get back and plays those games

girls have done it to me when they dumped me in the first place. I think sometimes it's to make you want them back or whatever, but sometimes maybe just to make you feel crapy? idk. 19 year old girl does it to me now. Tells me when her and jar head get busy. He must be leaving soon, I'm sick of hearing about her going back to his place.

[Chode Logan]

good news

Yeah it was at a friends house, she had a party for her birthday. Some girl was there with her boyfriend, and she kept looking at me. I had a couple drinks with her (and her boyfriend) and somehow we ended up in the back room, having a drink. She shifted her posture to be all sleazy and gave me the "penetrate me" look. She shut the door behind me and asked if she could kiss me, I said yes. It got a bit intense.

Her boyfriend was in the next room.

It wasn't really my fault though she was coming onto me..



I'm a dirt ball and don't care.

[Dukkit]

girls have done it to me when they dumped me in the first place. I think sometimes it's to make you want them back or whatever, but sometimes maybe just to make you feel crapy? idk. 19 year old girl does it to me now. Tells me when her and jar head get busy. He must be leaving soon, I'm sick of hearing about her going back to his place.

yea i can see that getting old fast

you need to stick it in her butt with no lube. make her understand who you are

lol

[Chode Logan]

girls have done it to me when they dumped me in the first place. I think sometimes it's to make you want them back or whatever, but sometimes maybe just to make you feel crapy? idk. 19 year old girl does it to me now. Tells me when her and jar head get busy. He must be leaving soon, I'm sick of hearing about her going back to his place.

Yeah they're scandalous like that.

[Chode Logan]

yea i can see that getting old fast

you need to stick it in her butt with no lube. make her understand who you are

lol

Agreed, smashing her pooper with a hard grainy rod will do her some good.

[Kratos]

Yeah they're scandalous like that.

Somehow she works it into the conversation all the time. I don't react or say anything, just think to myself grrrrrrr. What I want a say is good for you slut, too bad he's kicking you to the curb in two weeks when he leaves for 4 years.

But other girls have done similar to me. Post pics on their myspace hanging all over some dude like a week after you break up, stuff like that.

[Dukkit]

Agreed, smashing her pooper with a hard grainy rod will do her some good.

this one chick told me as she was crying... "it burns, take it out!!"

i didnt.

she never called me again?? i dunno why?

[Dukkit]

Somehow she works it into the conversation all the time. I don't react or say anything, just think to myself grrrrrrr. What I want a say is good for you slut, too bad he's kicking you to the curb in two weeks when he leaves for 4 years.

But other girls have done similar to me. Post pics on their myspace hanging all over some dude like a week after you break up, stuff like that.

her dudes gonna turn gay in the desert anyway

[Chode Logan]

Somehow she works it into the conversation all the time. I don't react or say anything, just think to myself grrrrrrr. What I want a say is good for you slut, too bad he's kicking you to the curb in two weeks when he leaves for 4 years.

But other girls have done similar to me. Post pics on their myspace hanging all over some dude like a week after you break up, stuff like that.

Yeah, that's the worst. I used to delete ex's off my networking sites so I didn't have to see that shit. Now I just don't care haha.

[Chode Logan]

this one chick told me as she was crying... "it burns, take it out!!"

i didnt.

she never called me again?? i dunno why?

Is that because you're still inside of her as we speak?

[Reed]

You crazy butt pluggers

[Chode Logan]

her dudes gonna turn gay in the desert anyway

Sand makes everyone queer.

[Chode Logan]

You crazy butt pluggers

Reedzilla what's poppin

[Reed]

About to shower and then start cookin. What up Logan

[Dukkit]

Is that because you're still inside of her as we speak?

nah.its cuz i hated her but she was super hot. so i stuck it in her butt. cummed. then left.

never picked up when she called.

[Dukkit]

im coming for 11,000 here by tomorrow

nice

[Kratos]

her dudes gonna turn gay in the desert anyway

I wanted to stay friends and be nice to her and see good things happen for her. I'm starting to think she just isn't a very nice person. I might just forget her if she keeps the bullcrap up.

[Kratos]

this one chick told me as she was crying... "it burns, take it out!!"

i didnt.

she never called me again?? i dunno why?

haha, a friend of mine told me a similar story...his gf of like 6 months was showering with him. He dropped the soap, asked her to pick it up, and slammed her in the butt. She cried, left and never came back...end relationship.

[Dukkit]

I wanted to stay friends and be nice to her and see good things happen for her. I'm starting to think she just isn't a very nice person. I might just forget her if she keeps the bullcrap up.

thats probably what you should do.

obviously her head isnt on straight.

[Chode Logan]

About to shower and then start cookin. What up Logan

At work, slowly pushing my way through the savage amount of food I packed today haha.

My shoulders suck dude, the joints are holding me back from accomplishing much during my shoulder workout, the muscles pretty big but I just can't progress.

[Chode Logan]

haha, a friend of mine told me a similar story...his gf of like 6 months was showering with him. He dropped the soap, asked her to pick it up, and slammed her in the butt. She cried, left and never came back...end relationship.

HA! That was it? That's the most amazing story I've ever heard.

[Dukkit]

haha, a friend of mine told me a similar story...his gf of like 6 months was showering with him. He dropped the soap, asked her to pick it up, and slammed her in the butt. She cried, left and never came back...end relationship.

pretty much what happened with me and her
but we were never in a relationship

[Kratos]

HA! That was it? That's the most amazing story I've ever heard.

he thought he was just being a prankster

[Dukkit]

girls crying... turns me on.

i like to lick their tears

am i wrong for that guys??