'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Reed]

no whores today??

[KatsMeow]

no whores today??

its kinda slow in here

[calgarian]

sure, what would you like?

stakes, lean ground beef, tuna thats abt it oh yeah protein powder too

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town, when the girl stopped the boy.

"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The boy reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.

After a cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.

"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25."

[Reed]

Apparently so. Luckily I'm at the girls house and she is showering so I'm in for a quick whoring sesh

[KatsMeow]

A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town, when the girl stopped the boy.

"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The boy reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.

After a cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.

"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25."

LOL, that was funny

[Reed]

A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town, when the girl stopped the boy.

"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The boy reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.

After a cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.

"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25."

Nice

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

whats up?


Today is the first day of the rest of my life

[calgarian]

A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town, when the girl stopped the boy.

"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The boy reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.

After a cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.

"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25."

hey...u promise private sessions with the chick in ur avy..........i am waiting

[Reed]

ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLRIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH HHTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYY then.

I gotta go later whores, bird wants to go to the gym with me today

[smokeyd]

whats up whores

[KatsMeow]

Nice

What are your plans for the weekend?

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

Later Reed

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

hey...u promise private sessions with the chick in ur avy..........i am waiting

dukki has her now. Then I believe your next. I'll have to check the waiting list.

[KatsMeow]

whats up whores

not a whole lot Moo

It's pretty dead in here today

What are you up to?

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

I think Im going to some haunted houses this weekend. There is a party tomorrow also.

[calgarian]

Kate

did u get the list honey

[calgarian]

I think Im going to some haunted houses this weekend. There is a party tomorrow also.

u kids and your parties

[KatsMeow]

I think Im going to some haunted houses this weekend. There is a party tomorrow also.

That's cool, I have a Halloween party to go to tomorrow night too. I don't think there are any haunted houses around where I live.

[calgarian]

dukki has her now. Then I believe your next. I'll have to check the waiting list.

i am getting tired of dukki. He is always there to cut me off if I ever get any chances

[KatsMeow]

Kate

did u get the list honey

sure did

[calgarian]

sure did

ok...could you also pick me up from the airport? tonight?

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

u kids and your parties

yay! Man, this time of the year, seems like there are parties every weekend.

bunch of crazy college kids tisk tisk tisk...

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

i am getting tired of dukki. He is always there to cut me off if I ever get any chances

ha, thats what he does best. That jackass

[calgarian]

yay! Man, this time of the year, seems like there are parties every weekend.

bunch of crazy college kids tisk tisk tisk...

then u say school work sucks...

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

That's cool, I have a Halloween party to go to tomorrow night too. I don't think there are any haunted houses around where I live.

Are you dressing up?

[calgarian]

ha, thats what he does best. That jackass

you better get me the girl or i will

[RuhlFreak55]

ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLRIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH HHTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYY then.

I gotta go later whores, bird wants to go to the gym with me today

u know big bird?

[RuhlFreak55]

yay! Man, this time of the year, seems like there are parties every weekend.

bunch of crazy college kids tisk tisk tisk...

*rolls eyes* stupid college kids.....why can't i fit in and **** a couple of those whores

[calgarian]

u know big bird?

i have it my pants...what u want with it

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

then u say school work sucks...

I live for the weekends during the school year.
In fact, it is the only reason I even go to school

[KatsMeow]

ok...could you also pick me up from the airport? tonight?

you're getting a little needy...

[Voland]

[calgarian]

*rolls eyes* stupid college kids.....why can't i fit in and **** a couple of those whores

wuss ...cry baby

[Voland]

[calgarian]

you're getting a little needy...

oh come on thats all i want....rest I can do myself

[KatsMeow]

Are you dressing up?

I'm not sure yet, it's a costume party but I'm not sure if I'm dressing up or not

[RuhlFreak55]

wuss ...cry baby

no, that is all

[calgarian]

wuss ...cry baby

exactly

[KatsMeow]

Hey Voland