It is illegal to be a prostitute in Siena, Italy, if your name is Mary.
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It is illegal to be a prostitute in Siena, Italy, if your name is Mary.
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All major league baseball umpires must wear black underwear while on the job!
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they all must have an antenna or the signal couldn't get into the phone...in a lot of cases it's internal.Originally Posted by JDMSilviaSpecR
I have a friend who lives in the sticks and has to put a little antenna out on his roof and plug the phone into that to get signal.
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An egg will float if placed in water in which sugar has been added.
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a can of coke floats, diet coke does not
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More Americans have died in car accidents than have died in all the wars ever fought by the United States.
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In the morning i was traing. First day. Delt day.
Then i took a nap cos i was exhauseted.
Then i cooked my food.
Then went to car school. The dude was chilled after my warning/threat.
Then I went to buy oats and donuts.
Then blacky came to my place and i had a duty, and as you know it take me hours. So bascally that was my day.
Thak gods now am chilling, had dinner and can enjoy some RAC music.
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why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
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thats odd i dont know anyone with that name personally
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that is true for me. also i lost the pineeal gland in my brian and the performed an experiment ina dark room...long story i can see in darkness when people stop to see i cant still see in as it it was twilight.
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sounds like a lazy spanish style day
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It snows more in the Grand Canyon than it does in Minneapolis, Minnesota.
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what you talkin bout
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do my blue colored contacts help?
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It's because India is overpopulated.
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doin' alright. bored bored bored
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The rain in spain falls mainly in the plain
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If placebo counts
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sounds like jealousy to me. btw yersteday i went dinner with my crowd and i ebded bangig this punkabilly chick on a park. i was fukking cold i may have caught a cold but not i took lot of vit c and im ok.
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Approximately 70 percent of the earth is covered by water. Only 1 percent of this water is drinkable.
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my girl came to my house horny and i had to give her sex.
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Each year, approximately 250,000 American husbands are physically attacked and beaten by their wives.
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i use to have colored contacts that were kick ass but i never took them out and kept getting infections so now i have the ones you can leave in and havnt had them out in about 6 months
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pijin and gay...thanks for outing, takes balls.
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In its ancient form, the carrot was purple, not orange
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keeping it in the fridge these days?
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Whoa, what are they called? I'm rocking the 30 day and night contacts. Maybe it's time for an upgrade.
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glasses are the best. i hate contacts.
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then he pushes her back and goes to jail
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i was kinda with my libido down the floor and not in the mood for sex. in 3 weeks i jerked succesfully 2 times, just to make sure my sex drive worked more than because i needed.keeping it in the fridge these days?
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I wouldn't leave contacts in for 6 months, that would make me very nervous. I take em out every night.
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Not if you live in Texas and permanently take care of the deed.
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purple carrots still exist.
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is it illegal to use glasses in US or what? glasses are conormatble. you can take them in a fraction of a second. You con make them match you cloth. make you look more intelligent.
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yeah think mine are 30 day also, acuvue 2 or something, i dont know i might just remember that name from tv lol
yeah im waiting on them to get perm stuck to my eyes so then i wont have to get lasic
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i need to go get a prescription for contacts again. but its been 5 years and well i'm used to not seeing perfectly lol
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LOL
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I hate wearing glasses, and they make me look like a nerd. They fall off my face when I'm doing stuff. Sports with them on are horrible. Swimming is impossible. Pressure points on ears and nose. They fog up when wearing a mask in the OR. Contacts I don't even feel once I put them in, I just see perfect, works for me.
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What he said
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yeah, you get like one free murder in texas, that's the way it should be
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