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  1. 12-09-2008, 06:10 AM #1
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    Sex..and the gym...Nice Combo!!

    Last night the wife and I had a bit of a tiff about sex...not getting into the specifics...but we went to bed...angry and without doing IT!!! lol...So this morning its my turn to open the gym at 6AM...at around 7 ish Am..she calls me to see if I'm gonna pick up my Son from school at 2PM...I told her probably not..cause I don't know what time my partner is showing up....Anyway...I call her back and ask her where she's at...she was a few blocks away..heading in to work..which is only a few blocks away anyway! lol...I told her to come over to the gym so we can DO IT!!..hahaha...so she came over...I put a sign on the door saying "Be back in 15 minutes."....I locked the door...then we went to the back room...and did it in a couple of machines! lol..It was pretty intense sex!!..A little on the angry side too! lol..so now I'm all sweaty... a little lightheaded too...but in a good way! hahaha...turns out I kinda like "gym sex"!!!hahahaha...I didn't wipe down the machines either! hahaha
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  2. 12-09-2008, 07:29 AM #2
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    Screw it..I went back and wiped the machines....I hate the person I've turned into...all considerate and shitlol
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    I was gonna say "I hope you wiped down the machines afterwards." I would hate to know my head was resting on the same spot that there was bare man-ass a few minutes earlier.
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    on a side note, some of the best sex I've had was in the steam room and sauna at the gym
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    Quote Originally Posted by inky-e View Post
    Last night the wife and I had a bit of a tiff about sex...not getting into the specifics...but we went to bed...angry and without doing IT!!! lol...So this morning its my turn to open the gym at 6AM...at around 7 ish Am..she calls me to see if I'm gonna pick up my Son from school at 2PM...I told her probably not..cause I don't know what time my partner is showing up....Anyway...I call her back and ask her where she's at...she was a few blocks away..heading in to work..which is only a few blocks away anyway! lol...I told her to come over to the gym so we can DO IT!!..hahaha...so she came over...I put a sign on the door saying "Be back in 15 minutes."....I locked the door...then we went to the back room...and did it in a couple of machines! lol..It was pretty intense sex!!..A little on the angry side too! lol..so now I'm all sweaty... a little lightheaded too...but in a good way! hahaha...turns out I kinda like "gym sex"!!!hahahaha...I didn't wipe down the machines either! hahaha
    Your story is full of holes, inky. We all know the sign was the back in 5 minutes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VeraDeMilo View Post
    I was gonna say "I hope you wiped down the machines afterwards." I would hate to know my head was resting on the same spot that there was bare man-ass a few minutes earlier.
    That would be the least of your worries!!hahaha........more like DNA..lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by StoneGRMI View Post
    Your story is full of hoes, inky. We all know the sign was the back in 5 minutes.
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    To tell you teh truth i would have wiped down the machines before sex.
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    Remind me not to work out in your gym. Also u were done in 5 minutes...man u r getting old.
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  10. 12-09-2008, 08:16 AM #10
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    The best sex I probably ever had was in my friends parents living room.

    I did not want to do it so I told the girl, HIs parents are right in the next room sleeping.

    She wispered into my ear "that makes it more exciting....**** me"

    I can tell you feel better now Ink-e! Nothing worse than sexual fustration!!!!
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    You going to get a fungus on your ass and wifes snapper.
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    Quote Originally Posted by G-1000 View Post
    To tell you teh truth i would have wiped down the machines before sex.
    I sanitize all the machines when I get in in the morning..thank you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    Remind me not to work out in your gym. Also u were done in 5 minutes...man u r getting old.
    I get more done in 5 minutes than you in 2 hours! lol
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    Lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by inky-e View Post
    I get more done in 5 minutes than you in 2 hours! lol
    u keep wishing
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    u keep wishing
    Yup....but you're still here!!! lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by inky-e View Post
    Yup....but you're still here!!! lol
    I am just waiting for you to leave your house so I can sneak in and satisfy ur wife that you couldnt do in 5 minutes
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    I am just waiting for you to leave your house so I can sneak in and satisfy ur wife that you couldnt do in 5 minutes
    Well..actually I showed her your pic...and she said she's sooner turn lesbo than do a guy like you...but don't feel bad...I'll still do ya....just put a bag over your head! lol
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    Just thought I would let you know, reading through this post has caused me to now masterbate for the 2nd time today.

    It's just past noon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by J-Dogg View Post
    Just thought I would let you know, reading through this post has caused me to now masterbate for the 2nd time today.

    It's just past noon.
    See J-Dogg! if you have nailed that chick you wont be masterbating. LOL

    Be like Inky you dont have to be in bed to have sex you can do it at Gym too. Thats HIGH INTENSITY CARDIO, burning fat and having fun same time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xavier_888888 View Post
    See J-Dogg! if you have nailed that chick you wont be masterbating. LOL

    Be like Inky you dont have to be in bed to have sex you can do it at Gym too. Thats HIGH INTENSITY CARDIO, burning fat and having fun same time.
    I still plan on trying to bone her....I've been thinking about it for the last 96 hours =[
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    Quote Originally Posted by xavier_888888 View Post
    See J-Dogg! if you have nailed that chick you wont be masterbating. LOL

    Be like Inky you dont have to be in bed to have sex you can do it at Gym too. Thats HIGH INTENSITY CARDIO, burning fat and having fun same time.
    I think we're gonna turn it into a twice weekly thing...each time on a different machine...or on the MMA mat....I think we'll leave the door to the gym unlocked for the added rush...I'm not too sure about the last one but it sounds exciting!!....
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    Quote Originally Posted by inky-e View Post
    I think we're gonna turn it into a twice weekly thing...each time on a different machine...or on the MMA mat....I think we'll leave the door to the gym unlocked for the added rush...I'm not too sure about the last one but it sounds exciting!!....
    So i take it you never been to a sex club.
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    you should have wiped down the machines before
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    Quote Originally Posted by G-1000 View Post
    So i take it you never been to a sex club.
    Nope...not my thing...if its yours..thats cool.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OH REALLY View Post
    you should have wiped down the machines before
    Read the previous posts.....I sanitize them every day!!
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    If I were you inky I'd keep banging her too in the gym. Maybe add something different everytime. Next time try to add 1 more minute so make it 6.
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    just make it a part of your workout inky, ok 4 sets of squats ,now to the wife for 10, ok now to leg curls...
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    Quote Originally Posted by inky-e View Post
    Read the previous posts.....I sanitize them every day!!
    You have to check one out. They have all kinds of cool things there. Not just workout machines.
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    So whats next?? doing it while the gyms open?.....lmao
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    Quote Originally Posted by inky-e View Post
    Read the previous posts.....I sanitize them every day!!
    peeing on them dosnt count as been sanitized
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    peeing on them dosnt count as been sanitized
    Come on now...I don't piss directly on them...I filter my urine through a watman filter then into a spray bottle....I'm kinda insulted that you think I'm so primitive!! lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by inky-e View Post
    Come on now...I don't piss directly on them...I filter my urine through a watman filter then into a spray bottle....I'm kinda insulted that you think I'm so primitive!! lol
    NOw that you put it that way it makes it right...
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    You basically lived out my fantasy Inky
    I'll get mine in that setting someday
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    You nasty motherfvcker !!!













    Way to go kid ... lol
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    WE're gonna do it again tomorrow!!! hahahaha....I open up on Tues and Thurs....lol
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    You have a good wife that would please her man in the gym. Does she have a sister?
    ***No source checks!!!***
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    Do me a favor ! can you do it on the LYING LEG CURL machine. Always fantizes when girls uses that machine that i would just go on top of them. LOL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xavier_888888 View Post
    Do me a favor ! can you do it on the LYING LEG CURL machine. Always fantizes when girls uses that machine that i would just go on top of them. LOL.
    You mean the hamstring machine?....HMMM...that would be great for anal!...Great..now I feel something stirring in my pants!! hahaha....I gotta go workout now.....when I get home I'm gonna use this visual to nail the hell out of the ol lady!..Thanks for the inspiration..X! lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by muriloninja View Post
    You have a good wife that would please her man in the gym. Does she have a sister?
    Actually she does...but I don't think she'd be your type...........she's been dead for 18years.....but she was HOT!!!!!!!lol...I'm not kidding!
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