'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Phate]

every winter i question why exactly i live in the north. when im done school i am moving somewhere warm

lake havasu city arizona, can't be it, gets over 100 in the summer, but it's a dry heat and there is a beautiful lake, mid 80s in the winter

also one of the hottest spring break hotspots in the world

[Amorphic]

that is such a retarded loophole, "okay, we found this half used bottle of steroids in your cabinet, do you claim possession?
YOU, "yes i do",
THEM, "have you been using steroids",
YOU, "no sir"
THEM "oh fvck, okay boys, nothing we can do, it was a 50/50 shot anyway, nice day to you sir, btw, looking good"

haha, the true north strong and free. its even better than that though, you can get pulled over here with aas in your car and the cops cant even take them away. as long as you dont have a shitload of gear that they could label as distributing, you're fine

[Amorphic]

lake havasu city arizona, can't be it, gets over 100 in the summer, but it's a dry heat and there is a beautiful lake, mid 80s in the winter

also one of the hottest spring break hotspots in the world

its funny because most likely im going to sweden on international exchange next september so its going to be cold as hell up there too. ah wellll

[Phate]

its funny because most likely im going to sweden on international exchange next september so its going to be cold as hell up there too. ah wellll

LMAO, good luck bro

[Ernst]

Because I can.

[Deltasaurus]

sup Sluts How goes it, het ernst where u live in CALI???

[Ernst]

Not too far from you. Napa is probably the nearest city people usually know...

[Deltasaurus]

wow u are close, about hour and a half. wher are u exactly in in Colfax on i-80 about hour from sac or tahoe.

[Ernst]

I live in a really small town. Population about 1,000.

[Deltasaurus]

mines is about that LOL

[Ernst]

On the bright side it's very quiet, and I have deer in the front yard instead of tweakers trying to jack my car stereo. I am not one for city living. The weird part is that people know you. Going to the bar is like a High School reunion.

[Deltasaurus]

lol yeah and i cant stand it LOL my town is full of tweekers but im used to it i get in scraps quite often actually, i highly dislike Most Tweekers, and as for the Bar yeah its like HS and that aint kool LOL

[Ernst]

Not too many scraps here. You have to see each other all the time, so whatever it is you just have to deal with it. People have to leave town if they burn bridges, because it's no longer a good place for them to be...

[Ernst]

The forums be dead.

[peachfuzz]

The forums be dead.

shut up! fooool!

[Ernst]

Tomorrow my reign of terror begins anew.

[Ernst]

Sup peaches? Var treating you any better?

[Chode Logan]

W...h....o....r...e...s

[Chode Logan]

I miss my whoring ways! So I will chat my own dick off.

[Ernst]

Drive by!!

[Chode Logan]

Ernst how goes it?

[Chode Logan]

[Ernst]

I'm about to go to bed... long day. Finals are over. My vacation begins tomorrow. Now nothing will stand in my way!! Except Christmas cookies...

[Ernst]

[Chode Logan]

Farewell!

[Nicotine]

i think the prescription test is ****ing up my sleep patterns...

[Older lifter]

What are you guys still doing up????..........

[Dukkit]

spank my monkey,
yea you monkey lova,
you like that, you monkey lova?

[sizerp]

Got to have Kaya now. Goddamn puppy woke me up this morning. ****tard.

[sizerp]

dukki in the hizouse.

[Dukkit]

holla at sizerp!!

[sizerp]

YO I need your advice Dukki.

This chick just sent me this e-mail. She's whack though. Thought she was much cooler than this. We've been hooking up for the past month or two.

To be honest you're starting to make me feel more disconnected from u. Or maybe more undesirable. I just got out of a 2 yr relationship because he was asking more than I could give him... not because I didn't love him anymore. This is a hard transitional phase that I've found myself in. I understand if you're not looking for the middle or half way relationship but that's all i have the time and energy for at this point :/ please just try to enjoy your free time at this point in your life! Good luck! drop me a line in your spare time ;-D

What do I say back?

[sizerp]

I give her attention, and never really ask anything from her, except how her day is etc. I am a genuinely good guy to her, and make her panties melt with my lovely wooing on the guitar, and skills in bed.

[sizerp]

This a sign that perhaps she is a whore, and just wants to HU every now and then? Psh... or am I really the one to blame here. Whatev. She gets the boot.

[Dukkit]

YO I need your advice Dukki.

This chick just sent me this e-mail. She's whack though. Thought she was much cooler than this. We've been hooking up for the past month or two.



What do I say back?

well what are your intentions? just sex? or do you wanna get serious? cuz it sounds like she doesnt wanna get serious. so that means you can just chill with her. get your dick wet and keep her as a fukk buddy

but i dont know what you want from her

[sizerp]

I feel like responding to her like this --

"You whack, ho! Peace!"

[Dukkit]

I give her attention, and never really ask anything from her, except how her day is etc. I am a genuinely good guy to her, and make her panties melt with my lovely wooing on the guitar, and skills in bed.

so youve already been with her sexually? then yeah.. shes pushin you away.

get rid of her.

[sizerp]

so youve already been with her sexually? then yeah.. shes pushin you away.

get rid of her.

Yeah, she's pushin me away... lame. I know I satisfy her that's the funny thing. I kinda wanted to be exclusive with the bitch. Oh well... Rack em.

[Dukkit]

Yeah, she's pushin me away... lame. I know I satisfy her that's the funny thing. I kinda wanted to be exclusive with the bitch. Oh well... Rack em.

exaclty. shes messed up. if you take care of her sexually and in other ways. and shes still tryin to get rid of you then shes either still damaged from her ex. or shes just messed up period

[calgarian]

exaclty. shes messed up. if you take care of her sexually and in other ways. and shes still tryin to get rid of you then shes either still damaged from her ex. or shes just messed up period

or She missed her periods