'Official Postwhore Thread'

[AnimalGear]

drive by whoring gotta go lift shut up and lift and if you're lucky i'll say hiiiii when i'm done (you'll be lucky)

[Ernst]

I'm always lucky. Except when it comes to traffic tickets.

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

Yeah, it's still insanely cold here in Southern Cali! It's starting to piss me off

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

Weatherman said it was supposed to warm up a few days ago, those guys are worthless

[Dukkit]

Good Morning whores and whorettes! Let me know and show me how much you've missed me!

oh my goodness!!

where have you been mister!!

ive been worried sick

you never write, you never call... im tellin your mother!!

[Dukkit]

hahahahahahahaahahahahah

[Ernst]

From the sounds of it you are his mother.

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

oh my goodness!!

Where have you been mister!!

Ive been worried sick

you never write, you never call... Im tellin your mother!!

she already knows whats up now?

[Kratos]

I got a second date with a girl on Saturday. Date number two is usually when the penis makes an appearance.

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

Dude I need to make a decision if I want to be single or taken..........

[Kratos]

it's not so much a date, just an agreement that we'll do something together. So, I'll try to have he come over for a movie.

I'll try to take her clothes off, she'll pretend to try to stop me. Good time had by all.

[Dukkit]

it's not so much a date, just an agreement that we'll do something together. So, I'll try to have he come over for a movie.

I'll try to take her clothes off, she'll pretend to try to stop me. Good time had by all.

thats the way of the world

[Ernst]

I'm considering having a large anarchy symbol tattooed on my chest.

[Dukkit]

shouldnt of done that b12 injection in my chest the day after i did chest

now my one pec hurts triple what the other one does

[Kratos]

Dude I need to make a decision if I want to be single or taken..........

I'm 29 and still single, and it's been more fun then any person I know who's in a relationship. I mean, I go over my friend's house down the street, he never goes out to drink anymore. Pretty much I only see him once or twice a month. He's chillin there with his gf and they're playing yatzee. Not horrible until you realize it was New Years eve, wtf.

Now I'm starting to be more selective and looking for someone, only cause I feel like I'm starting to get old. I don't want to be the last of my friend's who's single.

[Kratos]

shouldnt of done that b12 injection in my chest the day after i did chest

now my one pec hurts triple what the other one does

just don't do b-12 injects...no real reason to

[Dukkit]

I'm considering having a large anarchy symbol tattooed on my chest.

i wouldnt

you have enough discrimination against you already

[Dukkit]

just don't do b-12 injects...no real reason to

ive def noticed i sleep better

and my hunger is up

when i stop... im not nearly as hungry as when im on

so whatev

[Ernst]

i wouldnt

you have enough discrimination against you already

Fcuk 'em. I'm leaving here anyway.

[Dukkit]

and maybe im using b12 to experiment with new injection spots

like i did chest and lats this month.

ive never shot them before. tomorrow i may do traps

[Ernst]

Shooting lats sounds uncomfortable.

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

I'm 29 and still single, and it's been more fun then any person I know who's in a relationship. I mean, I go over my friend's house down the street, he never goes out to drink anymore. Pretty much I only see him once or twice a month. He's chillin there with his gf and they're playing yatzee. Not horrible until you realize it was New Years eve, wtf.

Now I'm starting to be more selective and looking for someone, only cause I feel like I'm starting to get old. I don't want to be the last of my friend's who's single.

I'm definitely ultra picky with the chicks I choose to date. I almost set myself too high of standards. But that's how I like to roll my dice.

But there are a couple chicks, more notably one specific chick who I can't seem to go through the day without communicating once with, whether it's a txt message or phone call. So it's decision time.

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

I'll stick with my quads, delts, and glutes for my injection spots.

[Ernst]

I'm definitely ultra picky with the chicks I choose to date. I almost set myself too high of standards. But that's how I like to roll my dice.

But there are a couple chicks, more notably one specific chick who I can't seem to go through the day without communicating once with, whether it's a txt message or phone call. So it's decision time.

Sounds to me like it's already been made.

[Kratos]

I'm definitely ultra picky with the chicks I choose to date. I almost set myself too high of standards. But that's how I like to roll my dice.

But there are a couple chicks, more notably one specific chick who I can't seem to go through the day without communicating once with, whether it's a txt message or phone call. So it's decision time.

idk, there are various stages of relationship, it sounds like you are not talking about much commitment at all. Just for her to have the right to be around you more than once a week. You can always dump her later.

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

Eh, you would be surprised how easily I can turn the switch on and off if I REALLY wanted to. I can be the nicest most thoughtful "sweet" guy, but I can also be the I don't give a f*ck, I do what I want and who I want asshole jerk in a heartbeat.

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

idk, there are various stages of relationship, it sounds like you are not talking about much commitment at all. Just for her to have the right to be around you more than once a week. You can always dump her later.

Kratos, this is why I love you bro. Great minds do think alike. SPOT ON.

[Ernst]

I only shoot quads. There are a few good spots there, and it's easy. No contortion necessary. I realize i'll have to expand my repertoire someday, but for now it works.

[Kratos]

so, I'm going to break down and call a plumber. I was trying concentrated sodium hydroxide on my main drain to my house. I thought it was working. the shower in my basement (that I would never use in a million years anyway) still had poop and pee water in it, but it looked like it was going down and not filling back up again. I thought things were getting better. Keep in mind I have tenants so it's not nessicarily my poop and pee and shower water that's ending up in my basement.

Went down there this morning and the toilet water had crested over the top of the shower and spilled out all over the basement floor. Maybe 5 gallons total of dirty poop and pee water. I'm going to call it, it's just getting gross.

[Kratos]

hold on, I'll upload a pic so you can see how nasty I'm talking

[Dukkit]

Shooting lats sounds uncomfortable.

peace of cake. but im tall and very flexable. i can still do a split from my rock climbing days

I'm definitely ultra picky with the chicks I choose to date. I almost set myself too high of standards. But that's how I like to roll my dice.

But there are a couple chicks, more notably one specific chick who I can't seem to go through the day without communicating once with, whether it's a txt message or phone call. So it's decision time.

marry the bitch

I'll stick with my quads, delts, and glutes for my injection spots.

ya big baby

Eh, you would be surprised how easily I can turn the switch on and off if I REALLY wanted to. I can be the nicest most thoughtful "sweet" guy, but I can also be the I don't give a f*ck, I do what I want and who I want asshole jerk in a heartbeat.

exactly how i am

I only shoot quads. There are a few good spots there, and it's easy. No contortion necessary. I realize i'll have to expand my repertoire someday, but for now it works.

on shoot quads? holy crap. you sound like a newbie

[Ernst]

so, I'm going to break down and call a plumber. I was trying concentrated sodium hydroxide on my main drain to my house. I thought it was working. the shower in my basement (that I would never use in a million years anyway) still had poop and pee water in it, but it looked like it was going down and not filling back up again. I thought things were getting better. Keep in mind I have tenants so it's not nessicarily my poop and pee and shower water that's ending up in my basement.

Went down there this morning and the toilet water had crested over the top of the shower and spilled out all over the basement floor. Maybe 5 gallons total of dirty poop and pee water. I'm going to call it, it's just getting gross.

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

Wait until you start the ED Injection cycles Ernst

[Ernst]

on shoot quads? holy crap. you sound like a newbie

Two cycles of long esters... I still qualify for some newb status.

[Kratos]

I don't know if you can make it out, but this is my basement shower with me shining a mag light in there.

[Ernst]

Wait until you start the ED Injection cycles Ernst

I really hate needles. I doubt I'll ever use anything that has to be shot often. It's not like I'm ever doing contests.

[Dukkit]

Two cycles of long esters... I still qualify for some newb status.

ahh

i see

young grasshoppa

you will learn the ways of injection sites my friend

I WANNA TRY THE VETROGLUTEAL SPOT SOON

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

Gym time, I'll be back!

[Ernst]

Later.

[Kratos]

alright I got my shower to upload