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  1. 01-08-2009, 09:03 AM #116681
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    i need a girlfriend

    im sick of whoring
    i never objected to anything u did in ur life...but i will KILL you if u stop whoring and got a GF.

    Listen to ur DAD dammit(even though I left u for a mexican ice cream girl)
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  2. 01-08-2009, 09:05 AM #116682
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    Quote Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx View Post
    How dare you say that.
    After all you taught me...
    i know my friend, tis a sad day

    but im gettin bored. i need a switch. from whoring to boring.

    haha
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  3. 01-08-2009, 09:07 AM #116683
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    im sorry POPs, but your gonna have to ground me or something
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    Quote Originally Posted by novastepp View Post
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujcHVyEokwc

    im obsessed with this song.
    hahaha I knew something was up with Kanye
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    dukkit why dont you up the sex frequency and just take a PWO carb replacement after each bang job? get your priorities straight!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    im sorry POPs, but your gonna have to ground me or something
    thats does it......I am coming over to kick ur ass.
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    This my song


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CW7a3IIwxk
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    Quote Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx View Post
    haha but Im scared of commitment
    Commitment??????? I cant find this word any where in Man-dictionary....Isnt it suppose to be over as soon as u cum on her????
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    Commitment??????? I cant find this word any where in Man-dictionary....Isnt it suppose to be over as soon as u cum on her????
    I was talking about a relationship, not just sex
    I wish it was that easy with this chick
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    Quote Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx View Post
    haha, cal, you are a wise one
    believe me I had one chick like this . Now she is married and has a daughter...I need to see the kid to make sure its not mine
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    Quote Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx View Post
    I was talking about a relationship, not just sex
    I wish it was that easy with this chick
    kid u need to learn alot.......

    cant u pretend u r in a relationship by changing ur "status" in facebook in a relationship...go out on a 4 date...hit her how many times u want and walk away.......jeez

    oh I hate facebook
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    haha ****ing facebook.


    Then I will have to pay for things, buy her things, etc.
    And I'm broke right now
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    Quote Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx View Post
    haha ****ing facebook.


    Then I will have to pay for things, buy her things, etc.
    And I'm broke right now
    cpl of dinners and cpl of movies till u get into her pants......u should be able to afford it......look at the prize u will be in her pants.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    dukkit why dont you up the sex frequency and just take a PWO carb replacement after each bang job? get your priorities straight!!!
    i already do.

    i treat every sex session like a workout. i take my caffeine, BCAA's and creatine before fukkin. then my waxy maize, whey and such after.

    hahahahaha
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    touche my friend, touche.



    well Im off to shower, then going to cause trouble in the world


    take it easy ladies
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    i think this shit is pretty amazing too...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSEZsfVwbHY
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    Quote Originally Posted by novastepp View Post
    i think this shit is pretty amazing too...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSEZsfVwbHY
    i am sick of my work comp not having a sound card

    i cant hear any of these links
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    gosh darn it!

    my chest injection is killin me, its gonna be rough doin shoulder presses today

    i can barely move my arm cuz it pulls on my chest muscles
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    gosh darn it!

    my chest injection is killin me, its gonna be rough doin shoulder presses today

    i can barely move my arm cuz it pulls on my chest muscles
    what r u on?
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    lol

    ernst!!

    hey CALGARIAN.. check your email... now!!
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    Lol. I just got summoned for jury duty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Lol. I just got summoned for jury duty.
    hahahahahahahhahahaha

    how ironic
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    Something tells me I won't be selected. This will be fun.
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    The only time I've ever sat in a box in a courtroom I was wearing cuffs and yellow pajamas.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    The only time I've ever sat in a box in a courtroom I was wearing cuffs and yellow pajamas.
    ditto

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    Dammit whores... I've only got a couple days left to shamelessly whore before school starts again. Hoping for hotties. Keep you fingers crossed for me.
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    maybe my caber shows up today....mmm.mmm...good!
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    Hypersexuality... one of the best sides ever.
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    I have some cialis that may be here today. I dropped the deca, upped the test, and went back to adex. Hopefully this works out well. My dick will be a lethal weapon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Hypersexuality... one of the best sides ever.
    no sh1t ! if i dont get lucky with a woman, there's a cute fire hydrant in front of my house. i'm sure it's been checking me out..
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    sorry i was on the phone with the doc and the dentist

    now im off for lunch
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    so, the x-ray tech in surgery had a stump of an arm past the elbow, everything before the elbow was normal. Her hand looked like a baby's foot. Now I'm trying to eat my lunch and I keep thinking about it. gross
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