'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Kratos]

i feel bad

the 2 main girls im dating both told me that theyve only been with 3 guys sexually

then they asked me... i said i dont give out that info till im married

cause you derrrrrrrrtahhhhy

[calgarian]

just popped my pre workout caffeine

im gonna be FLY-ING in about 15 mins

going on holidays?

[XD40]

im still in bed...i need to go make some bfast....

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

So just wondering if she is the only girl left on planet earth?

No sir!!

[Kratos]

haha, yeah I'm hanging on.

Not too good. Turns out, its an old friend, they use to date back in 7th grade.
And she finds him simply amazing. That d bag....

ah 7th grade romance, where the relationships last 2 weeks and getting caught making out in the hallway makes you the cool kid.

[calgarian]

No sir!!

So why are u still waiting on her.....start banging other chicks...man whats wrong with u

[Dukkit]

cause you derrrrrrrrtahhhhy

oh hush!! im clean. well i get blood work today so ill find out exactly. its been a few months since ive been STD tested

going on holidays?

lol. no the caffeine will have me zooming

[Dukkit]

ah 7th grade romance, where the relationships last 2 weeks and getting caught making out in the hallway makes you the cool kid.

screw that. 7th grade i was more into blowing shit up then girls

[calgarian]

oh hush!! im clean. well i get blood work today so ill find out exactly. its been a few months since ive been STD tested


lol. no the caffeine will have me zooming

I would ask the doctor to make sure that if the dick is still attached properly.

[Dukkit]

I would ask the doctor to make sure that if the dick is still attached properly.

i should

like "doc, i feel like im missing something in my life, can you look down here. make sure its still there?"

[calgarian]

i should

like "doc, i feel like im missing something in my life, can you look down here. make sure its still there?"

I guess its the same hot doctor u want to bang for a long time?

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

ah 7th grade romance, where the relationships last 2 weeks and getting caught making out in the hallway makes you the cool kid.

hahaha, your so right. I was there. Man was I cool.

So why are u still waiting on her.....start banging other chicks...man whats wrong with u

Idk man. She is really cool. It just kinda hit me like a ton a bricks that she really likes this guy.

lol, geez, what is wrong with me!??! haha

[scibble]

i feel bad

the 2 main girls im dating both told me that theyve only been with 3 guys sexually

then they asked me... i said i dont give out that info till im married

hahahahah

they can't count that high. they would say "that's like...infinity!"

--- another patient just told me i remind her of House.

[calgarian]

hahaha, your so right. I was there. Man was I cool.



Idk man. She is really cool. It just kinda hit me like a ton a bricks that she really likes this guy.

lol, geez, what is wrong with me!??! haha

did u check ur estrogen levels....Jeez ....come close

[Dukkit]

I guess its the same hot doctor u want to bang for a long time?

yep

hahahahah

they can't count that high. they would say "that's like...infinity!"

--- another patient just told me i remind her of House.

haha. they would run away in disgust if i told them.

and house huh? a jewish house? haha

[calgarian]

hahahahah

they can't count that high. they would say "that's like...infinity!"

--- another patient just told me i remind her of House.

ha ha ha

So are you self centered annoying and have a limp...

[scibble]

nothing about me "looks" Jewish

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

did u check ur estrogen levels....Jeez ....come close

I know! Im sorry for failing you.
I'll get back out there....eventually
well, more like this weekend lol

[scibble]

ha ha ha

So are you self centered annoying and have a limp...

you can answer the first part yourself.

limp? only when i have a hard on LOL

[Kratos]

screw that. 7th grade i was more into blowing shit up then girls

I still am more intersted in blowing shit up

[Dukkit]

I still am more intersted in blowing shit up

i was actually gonna say that

i went out to visit my old roomates a few weekends ago and we were sitting around talking...

i go... soo.. who wants to blow shit up

and so we did

[calgarian]

you can answer the first part yourself.

limp? only when i have a hard on LOL

I never notice that u r self centered and annoying (not that i pay attention unless my estrogen levels are high)........

Damn thats why i always have a limp now i get it

[calgarian]

I know! Im sorry for failing you.
I'll get back out there....eventually
well, more like this weekend lol

I need pictures.......me and dukki and well scibble too. TO prove that u did them.

[scibble]

yeah, yeah,

pichers!

[Dukkit]

later boys

ill let ya know how the doctors goes

lol

[scibble]

bye dukkit

dukkit!

[XD40]

Peace Dukkit

[calgarian]

bye dukki

[Voland]

the street light are blinding me. I want old darkness back.

[warchild]

anyone know a cheap website for cialis...pm me me please

[Kratos]

I made eggs this morning on my new stove. Now I'm eating tuna sandwich-

[Kratos]

the street light are blinding me. I want old darkness back.

dirty cave dwelling depressed dark loving spanard

[calgarian]

dirty cave dwelling depressed dark loving spanard

You got PM kratos.

[scibble]

post whore thread slowed early due to dukkit leaving work to get his prostate reamed.

[Voland]

[Voland]

if i have some time tomorrow while at work i'm gonna ask the girl who works in the near bakery for a date.
The goal IS NOT sex. I want a date, i should try doing things normal people do. Even though i don't enjoy it very much perhaps if i have enough dates i'll end up liking them.

[scibble]

if i have some time tomorrow while at work i'm gonna ask the girl who works in the near bakery for a date.
The goal IS NOT sex. I want a date, i should try doing things normal people do. Even though i don't enjoy it very much perhaps if i have enough dates i'll end up liking them.

i think that's a very smart idea. sometimes you need to just go out and do things like that.

everytime i walked into a bakery near where you work i would see this drop dead gorgeous young bake lady

[Voland]

i think that's a very smart idea. sometimes you need to just go out and do things like that.

everytime i walked into a bakery near where you work i would see this drop dead gorgeous young bake lady

she is not hot as in playboy style, she is more of a nice sweet girl but today i've seen her crossing the street and never imagined she could be a phychobilly girl (i like it) cos i've always seen her in that bakery uniform which makes her look fat and ugly.

[RuhlFreak55]

i'm getting freaked about money now

[XD40]

You living off of student loans rite now too ruhl?