'Official Postwhore Thread'

[scibble]

what, cause he does n't eat them?

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lol
and over 200 pounds

and outspoken

and tan

and pretty

and tattoos

and sexy

and lean

and confident

and funny

and.....

hahahaahh

and modest...LOL

[Kratos]

I hope this girl comes over to touch my weiner tonight

[Voland]

lol
and over 200 pounds

and outspoken
and tan
and pretty
and tattoos
and sexy
and lean
and confident
and funny
and.....

hahahaahh

by some weird reason they also dig the far opposite (me)
antisocial
pale
scary
heavily tattoed
chubby
confident (in an elitistic, arrogant way)
sharp, bold, aburpt.
deep
mysterious

[Dukkit]

and modest...LOL

oh yea. forgot that one!
and humble

I hope this girl comes over to touch my weiner tonight

hope so too. im rooting for you bro!!

[Dukkit]

by some weird reason they also dig the far opposite (me)
antisocial
pale
scary
heavily tattoed
chubby
confident (in an elitistic, arrogant way)
sharp, bold, aburpt.
deep
mysterious

we arent sayin what girls dig

we are sayin that if you walked into a room. and i walked into a room

more ppl would listen to me and pay attention to me. hahah

they would just look at you in disgust and stare. or run away scared

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or if we were in wal-mart and i was in front of here in line at the check out and dukkit were behind her in line,

she would turn and smile brightly at dukkit, after scolding me for having thirteen items in the 12-item express lane.

[Voland]

we arent sayin what girls dig

we are sayin that if you walked into a room. and i walked into a room

more ppl would listen to me and pay attention to me. hahah

they would just look at you in disgust and stare. or run away scared

the few times i've walked into a club, people stare at me. in a "please dont do anything to me" and girls wanna talk to me but are afraid of my reaction (none).

[Dukkit]

or if we were in wal-mart and i was in front of here in line at the check out and dukkit were behind her in line,

she would turn and smile brightly at dukkit, after scolding me for having thirteen items in the 12-item express lane.

hahaha

always going against the grain, arent ya scibbles

put that 13th item back on the shelf!

[scibble]

then the girl turns to notice the thirteenth item

is a box of over-sized rubbers...and smiles brightly at scibble

[Dukkit]

god im tired

i have alot to do tonight.

gym. pick up asian chick. head to my source and pick up some test. then to the hyaundai dealer to pay 20 bucks for a bolt

[Dukkit]

then the girl turns to notice the thirteenth item

is a box of over-sized rubbers...and smiles brightly at scibble

ahh there ya go son!

keep that item. put the gatorade back!

[scibble]

god im tired

i have alot to do tonight.

gym. pick up asian chick. head to my source and pick up some test. then to the hyaundai dealer to pay 20 bucks for a bolt

not to be confused with "asian chick" from couple months ago of course. ya gotta give more unique names.

like wal-mart check out chick

or gas station restroom key chick, so i can keep em straight !

LOL <---

[Dukkit]

not to be confused with "asian chick" from couple months ago of course. ya gotta give more unique names.

like wal-mart check out chick

or gas station restroom key chick, so i can keep em straight !

LOL <---

no! it is asian chick from a few months ago! she texted me last night.

so we chillin tonight

the new asian chick has school and work all week. so ill see her this weekend

[Dukkit]

asian chick #1

asian chick #2

haha

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hey that's cool. some asian relashun

[Dukkit]

hahah

she wants to have my baby

[Dukkit]

im heading to giant on break

brb

[scibble]

hahah

she wants to have my baby

yeah, i remember that from last time you were out with her.

[scibble]

what or who is "giant?" (beSIDES my tool)

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You hear that Monday a set of Octuplets was born and all doing great?

That is INSANE!!!!

just make sure if she has your baby, she mean BABY!

[Kratos]

bahaha, I just got another job offer over the phone. WTF, is wrong with the world.

[Kratos]

planning a little asian invasion duk?

[Kratos]

bahaha, I just got another job offer over the phone. WTF, is wrong with the world.

hmm, I kinda want to call them back to see how much they want to pay me

[Dukkit]

planning a little asian invasion duk?

im planning an invasion of every kind of woman out there
as long as they are hot

hmm, I kinda want to call them back to see how much they want to pay me

do it. for shits and giggles

[Dukkit]

sugar free jello is your friend dukkit

no more cookies

[Dukkit]

i think im gonna skip the gym today

im to wiped out

[Dukkit]

unless i get a second wind before 4

[scibble]

dont skip. next thing you know you'll be the fat kid

[Dukkit]

dont skip. next thing you know you'll be the fat kid

no such thing. if i skip then ill have more energy for more sex tonight

which will stave off the fattness

[Kratos]

i think im gonna skip the gym today

im to wiped out

just do some sexercise

[scibble]

hmm....OK. you have my blessing LOL

[Dukkit]

330 is the telling point

thats when i pop the caffeine and get the preworkout meal in

so thats when i have to do a diagnostics check and see where im at

[scibble]

I'm gonna go to the gym tonight

and then go drink some beer and listen to some drunk people attempt to sing Kareoke

[Dukkit]

just do some sexercise

thats the plan big man

hmm....OK. you have my blessing LOL

holla

[Dukkit]

I'm gonna go to the gym tonight

and then go drink some beer and listen to some drunk people attempt to sing Kareoke

nice. i wanna come. i miss beer.

not really

i miss whiskey

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i miss whiskey...but try to save that for the weekend.

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this weekend i will be sure to try this new drink which I have called the "Damien"

LOL - cuz damien told me

[Dukkit]

i need to get drunk

its been years since ive been stumbling, retarded drunk

[scibble]

i need to get drunk

its been years since ive been stumbling, retarded drunk

is that an automatic violation of your probation or something?