'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Ernst]

at least V is not like:

"i was trapped under her body and couldn't reach my fly to undo it..."

I must have missed that part.

[Kratos]

Rühl gets a female and now Voland is here to take his place..

I don't think ruhl has touched her innapropriately yet or even gotten a kiss. he will most likely fail. watching him date is like...well, you ever take someone golfing for the first time and they wind up to hit a big juicy drive and they swing right over the ball?

[Dukkit]

whats the muscle the runs down the outside front of your shin. right below your knee down to 3/4 of the shin pretty much

[Kratos]

I'm doing legs today too, we're all so alike: group hug

[Dukkit]

I don't think ruhl has touched her innapropriately yet or even gotten a kiss. he will most likely fail. watching him date is like...well, you ever take someone golfing for the first time and they wind up to hit a big juicy drive and they swing right over the ball?

he texted me last night that he got a kiss and almost fainted cuz of it


hahahah fukkin guy. i swear

[Kratos]

whats the muscle the runs down the outside front of your shin. right below your knee down to 3/4 of the shin pretty much

tibialis anterior

[Voland]

just pay, you can't win

backrupcy. Some months in jail and a fresh start. my friends have done that. the a new life with money awaits you.

[Dukkit]

:

I'm doing legs today too, we're all so alike: group hug

[calgarian]

I'm doing legs today too, we're all so alike: group hug

Homos....no offence to my homo friends

[Dukkit]

tibialis anterior

nick name for it... the tib?

lol

[Dukkit]

backrupcy. Some months in jail and a fresh start. my friends have done that. the a new life with money awaits you.

ive actually talked to a lawyer about that

but id still owe the restitution cuz id still be on probation

[Voland]

sell your car, anything beats being in the slammer. You can't make any money in there. 90 days out is more profitable than saving 1 thousand and spending 90 days in. think braveheart "freedom!!!"

in spain yes. each years you spend in jail counts as a year you've worked and thus you get unemployement money when you get out. life's good here for scumbags.

[Ernst]

in spain yes. each years you spend in jail counts as a year you've worked and thus you get unemployement money when you get out. life's good here for scumbags.

Wow. Remind me to go to Spain for my next crime spree.

[Voland]

are you a girl posing as a boy?

i dunno what is happening with me. I dont want sex. i just wanna talk and shit.
Get to know her better.

[calgarian]

he texted me last night that he got a kiss and almost fainted cuz of it


hahahah fukkin guy. i swear

did he tell u whee he got kissed???? I bet he would be kissing her arse

[scibble]

i dunno what is happening with me. I dont want sex. i just wanna talk and shit.
Get to know her better.

they call it "depression"

[calgarian]

i dunno what is happening with me. I dont want sex. i just wanna talk and shit. Get to know her better.

Check ur estrogen level.

[calgarian]

they call is "depression"

or being in Spain.

[Voland]

Wow. Remind me to go to Spain for my next crime spree.

thats what everyone does anyway so...

[Kratos]

in spain yes. each years you spend in jail counts as a year you've worked and thus you get unemployement money when you get out. life's good here for scumbags.

here what they do is throw you in jail where you can't work. Bleed every penny out of you they can. They even take the money in your pockets when you show up to jail and do the strip search and if you want it back you need to write a letter to the prisioners fund. Then when you get out, have no job or money or car, nobody will hire you. It's a great system.

[Voland]

they call is "depression"

i dont feel bad about it. actually not wanting sex desperately is good, makes me feel less anxious.

[Voland]

here what they do is throw you in jail where you can't work. Bleed every penny out of you they can. They even take the money in your pockets when you show up to jail and do the strip search and if you want it back you need to write a letter to the prisioners fund. Then when you get out, have no job or money or car, nobody will hire you. It's a great system.

they why are criminals so idiot? that sucks big time. well you know its called punishment. in spain people almost celebrate when they hear "guilty".

[Dukkit]

i keep gettin random boners throughout the day

i feel like im going through puberty again

[calgarian]

i keep gettin random boners throughout the day

i feel like im going through puberty again

i think u r cutting back on sex

[Dukkit]

my girls daughter just told her mom that shes gonna put the moves on me while we watch a scary movie tonight. hahaha

shes 5.

[Voland]

i keep gettin random boners throughout the day

i feel like im going through puberty again

whats a boner?

[Dukkit]

i think u r cutting back on sex

i am. but last night was alot of sex. im sore from it

[AnimalGear]

i'm eating a cheddar brat

[calgarian]

i am. but last night was alot of sex. im sore from it

reflexes???

I go through rndom boner all day.....so i know how u feel.

[AnimalGear]

yea me too, just do the uptuck and don't look down

[Dukkit]

yea me too, just do the uptuck and don't look down

fukk the tuck. i wear that boner proudly

i walk around at full attention. i even hang my beanie from it when im inside

[Voland]

i seriously considering a tattoo on my neck. As i know i wont ever work in office job (i hate it) i dont think it minds too much. A bigass celtic cross with nice knotwork and a wolf on top of it as if the cross was the mood.

[calgarian]

fukk the tuck. i wear that boner proudly

i walk around at full attention. i even hang my beanie from it when im inside

damn...just damn

[Dukkit]

where do bad folks go when they die, they dont go to heaven where the angels fly. they go to a lake of fire and fry. ya dont see em again till the fourth of july

[AnimalGear]

i'd like to see a drawing of that

[Dukkit]

i seriously considering a tattoo on my neck. As i know i wont ever work in office job (i hate it) i dont think it minds too much. A bigass celtic cross with nice knotwork and a wolf on top of it as if the cross was the mood.

eh

not a fan of neck tats. anything above the clavicle is ridiculous i think

[AnimalGear]

dukki what's it like in philadelphia? that's where you are right? I hate this small town, so bad. I feel like i'm trapped almost

[Kratos]

i seriously considering a tattoo on my neck. As i know i wont ever work in office job (i hate it) i dont think it minds too much. A bigass celtic cross with nice knotwork and a wolf on top of it as if the cross was the mood.

sounds hidious and income limiting

[Ernst]

dukki what's it like in philadelphia? that's where you are right? I hate this small town, so bad. I feel like i'm trapped almost

How long til you graduate?

[Kratos]

btw voland, unless you work in a motorcycle shop neck tattoo's make it harder to find even blue collar work.