'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Dukkit]

lol

Ernst got it down

except Ruhl thinks the chick is retarded and he doesnt want anything to do with her

[Ernst]

It's not a marriage proposal... just an opportunity knocking...

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

morning ev1.

time to begin another day

[Dukkit]

went to buy that part for my car last night

place closed at 5

freakin bums

ill redrum em all!!

[RuhlFreak55]

lol

Ernst got it down

except Ruhl thinks the chick is retarded and he doesnt want anything to do with her

drunken bimbos don't deserve my cock.

[Dukkit]

BIGSEXY!

get up!!

then get down on the flo, on the flo! like a pimp!

[Ernst]

[Dukkit]

drunken bimbos don't deserve my cock.

what you need to realize is that you wouldnt marry her. you would fukk her once (with your cock) and then never talk to her again

in that aspect. every decent looking girl... deserves your cock

[Dukkit]

that blonde chick looks like the girl who play in "the girl next door"

[Ernst]

that blonde chick looks like the girl who play in "the girl next door"

Yeah she does.

Elisha Cuthbert. Growl.

[Dukkit]

almost time for my morning dump

[RuhlFreak55]

what you need to realize is that you wouldnt marry her. you would fukk her once (with your cock) and then never talk to her again

in that aspect. every decent looking girl... deserves your cock

if anyone on here knows i'm not capable of such activity it's probably you.....I have to care about girls i have sex with.

[Dukkit]

Yeah she does.

Elisha Cuthbert. Growl.

yeah. her. hmmm. yummy

[RuhlFreak55]

Yeah she does.

Elisha Cuthbert. Growl.

now SHE can have my cock

[Dukkit]

if anyone on here knows i'm not capable of such activity it's probably you.....I have to care about girls i have sex with.

i know i know

but i have to keep tryin to corrupt your morals

lol

[scibble]

lol
oh i had a great time last night. but i woke up stressin over money and jail again. and my hair. LOL

stressin over money and jail is what will thin out your hair dude.

or as you say "you fukkin guy!" just wait til the b1tch gets back from vacation and dont worry about it til then.

reminds me of a funny story from yesterday.....this blonde bimboey sorority girl keeps randomly trying to start conversations with me after my acct class by saying extremely stupid things. Yesterday first she asked if my gigantic red cooler was a cooler....i was like yea, i need 3 meals throughout the day while i'm here.....then she said something like.....yea when i'm all hung over in the mornings (mon, wed class AND it's not til 11) i always see your water and want it......i was just like...wowww.....and i laughed and got out of there as quickly as i could.

Moral of the story: bring her some water next time. Ask her for her # in exchange.

my kinda girl! all that tells me is she is trying to make conversation, maybe a little awkwardly. i'd prolly sound stupid to a chick i'd try to start up convo with in class too.

[Dukkit]

you fukkin guy!!

[Ernst]

now SHE can have my cock

Gee, sorry Rühl, but she drinks alcohol... Guess I'll have to fcuk her for ya.

[RuhlFreak55]

stressin over money and jail is what will thin out your hair dude.

or as you say "you fukkin guy!" just wait til the b1tch gets back from vacation and dont worry about it til then.





my kinda girl! all that tells me is she is trying to make conversation, maybe a little awkwardly. i'd prolly sound stupid to a chick i'd try to start up convo with in class too.

hmmm...well with your theory scibble she could just be stupid instead of a dumb dumb and a drunk....could be kinda sweet....but she didn't save herself with the hungover comment with anything....like "oh...not that i drink all the time"

[scibble]

now SHE can have my cock

that's only cause you dont know the stuff she does in personal life that would make you deny her

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

BIGSEXY!

get up!!

then get down on the flo, on the flo! like a pimp!

damn....one on the right is looking beyond good

[RuhlFreak55]

Gee, sorry Rühl, but she drinks alcohol... Guess I'll have to fcuk her for ya.

damn.....are you sure?

[RuhlFreak55]

that's only cause you dont know the stuff she does in personal life that would make you deny her

i know

[RuhlFreak55]

off to class

[Ernst]

Bring extra water.

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

****ing idiots in class.

always looking for an outlet to plug in their laptop.

If they had any sense, like me, they would fully charge their shit overnight, and not cause these kiddish problems.


**** **** ****... shit

[Dukkit]

you smack em all BIGSEXY!

show em what a real man does

he charges that shit... fully!!

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

hahahaha

yr a character dukki.

well, class is starting. ill b off and on

[scibble]

well?

[Ernst]

well what?

[scibble]

that's what!!!!

[Ernst]

force feeding pasta

[scibble]

force feeding is miserable

[scibble]

unless it's you doing it to HER,

[evil snicker]

[Ernst]

I can get it down. Just gotta keep the dream alive. I'll never reach my goals eating like a normal person. 50grams of protein and a helluva lot of calories here.

[scibble]

dukkit is lying down on the job!

o...wait...that IS his job

LOL

[scibble]

seems like I gotta eat crazy if I want to just put on a few pounds. still putting down at least 250 grams protein per day.

[Ernst]

unless it's you going it to HER,

[evil snicker]

Nice. I think I'll go take some cialis again lol. She hates it when I take that stuff.

[scibble]

Hahahahahaha

I'm gonna start that up too.

First eight weeks on test, I had perma-wood.

Now I dont.

[calgarian]

****ing idiots in class.

always looking for an outlet to plug in their laptop.

If they had any sense, like me, they would fully charge their shit overnight, and not cause these kiddish problems.


**** **** ****... shit

U sure u only charge u Laptop over night