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  1. 01-30-2009, 08:09 AM #121361
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    whew

    my lower back is jacked from deads last night

    but in a good way
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    Quote Originally Posted by XD40 View Post
    Getn ready to go do my 1/2 hours of cardio should i take the clen now or after ?
    now.
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    Ernst is 27 years and one day old today !
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    she was not in class on Wednesday son...i dunno ill have to wait until monday. but until then i have my sights on the sorority slut
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    ^^i'm sure that rarely happens in vegas

    LOL
    You've never hung out with me...
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    i ****ed up and took it @ 4pm yesterday bkus i got it in the mail at that time and wanted to try it. i took 25mcg and holy shit i could barley even txt and my heart was pumpn
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    son?
    that was supposed to be "so" im a sloppy typer. Im still in bed bro give me a break ahha
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    first time i took clen i took TWO 40's: was mildly jittery

    Ernst: maybe you can convince her you deserve hardcore nookie to celebrate it being the first day after your b-day?
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    alright fellas im off to the gym. rite after a nice dump. peace
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    any reason why i shouldn't splurge on an iphone today?
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    Ernst: maybe you can convince her you deserve hardcore nookie to celebrate it being the first day after your b-day?
    Not a problem seeing as we do it all the time anyway....
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    Later XD. After the sorority girls we're gonna have to call you VD...
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    but wasnt there something special, different for your birthday?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Later XD. After the sorority girls we're gonna have to call you VD...
    or STD
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble;4403***
    any reason why i shouldn't splurge on an iphone today?
    cuz Iphones suck!
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    how do they suck?
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    but wasnt there something special, different for your birthday?
    I fell asleep too early to find out. Don't kill me!

    It's cool. Whatever she had planned is still on, I'm sure of it.
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    ruhl #4: dont fall asleep
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    ruhl #4: dont fall asleep
    that was a good one
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Practice makes perfect. And drunk girls are good practice.
    practice for what? regular sex? yea right....because you can tell when a drunk girl cums....rofl. I don't touch drunkies.....never have, prolly never will

    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    [sigh] anything to get out of sex....
    no i'd much rather have sex....other circumstances might still create the need for ending it though

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    then you'll ask her to try to grunt more and moan less.
    meh...she might moan hotly....but why conjecture, i'm never going to be hearing those moans

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    stick your cok in her mouth

    duh
    how bout down her throat....mmmmmmm
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    i think it's my job to make a list of the ruhls to avoid:

    like ruhl#1 : dont call her Kate

    ruhl#2: avoid the legs. they trap you

    ruhl #3: make direct eye contact
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    ruhl #4: dont fall asleep
    ................
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    i think it's my job to make a list of the ruhls to avoid:

    like ruhl#1 : dont call her Kate

    ruhl#2: avoid the legs. they trap you

    ruhl #3: make direct eye contact
    Sticky!
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    ruhl #5: an annoying bimbo voice is easily muffled as mentioned above utilizing Dukkit Procedure A.

    (see procedure manual)
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    ok not funny.......
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    ruhl #6: smelling salts are required to be kept on hand at all times,
    in the event a kiss may inadvertantly occur. your seat may also be used as a flotation device.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    ok not funny.......
    awww....come on...

    tis a little bit funny
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    hahahahahahahaah

    fukkin scibble cracks me up
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    cant stop, wont stop, Scibble makes the booty drop!

    cant stop, wont stop, Dukkit makes the booty drop!

    cant stop, wont stop, Scibble makes the panties drop!

    cant stop, wont stop, Dukkit makes the panties drop!

    now grab your drink and get on the floor!!

    grab your drink and get on the fllloooorrr!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    ruhl #6: smelling salts are required to be kept on hand at all times,
    in the event a kiss may inadvertantly occur. your seat may also be used as a flotation device.
    Scibble, you are hilarious.
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    like a pimp, like a pimp!
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    i want some steroids

    i can admit it

    im an addict
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    I'm addicted to everything.

    I miss being bad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    I'm addicted to everything.

    I miss being bad.
    ditto
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    im takin my girl to a comedy club tonight. shes never been to one. so shes excited
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    i was invited to go to one last night.....but i didn't go
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