'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Ernst]

That sounds like fun. Anyone noteworthy headlining?

[Dukkit]

That sounds like fun. Anyone noteworthy headlining?

somebody who has guest starred on KING OF QUEENS

and then there are 5 other comics also performing.

ive been to this club a few times and its always been a good time. so it will be funny no matter

[Ernst]

Dave Attell is here next week...

[Dukkit]

i like him. hes raw and uncut. lol

[Dukkit]

im gonna shave tonight

its been a few weeks

lol

[RuhlFreak55]

"I'll be honest, in some ways I am hesitant about you because you aren't that comfortable with yourself... I don't want to make you angry by saying that... I just kind of worry about you, I guess..."

well looks like this is the end of me, again.

[Ernst]

"I'll be honest, in some ways I am hesitant about you because you aren't that comfortable with yourself... I don't want to make you angry by saying that... I just kind of worry about you, I guess..."

well looks like this is the end of me, again.

New girl said that to you?

[Dukkit]

"I'll be honest, in some ways I am hesitant about you because you aren't that comfortable with yourself... I don't want to make you angry by saying that... I just kind of worry about you, I guess..."

well looks like this is the end of me, again.

yep
your fukked

[Dukkit]

"I'll be honest, in some ways I am hesitant about you because you aren't that comfortable with yourself... I don't want to make you angry by saying that... I just kind of worry about you, I guess..."

well looks like this is the end of me, again.

but it could be good.

she cares... and she is thinking about takin it further with you or else she wouldnt of come to that conclusion in the first place

so buck up. be more confident and cocky around her. and shell be all up on ya

[Ernst]

Feign confidence and security. Talk about the future. A good future.

[Voland]

"I'll be honest, in some ways I am hesitant about you because you aren't that comfortable with yourself... I don't want to make you angry by saying that... I just kind of worry about you, I guess..."

well looks like this is the end of me, again.

tell her. Yeah, im unconfortable, cos by dick is to big, dont worry you will taste it over and over.

[Voland]

i hate when girl or anyone think they cas psicoanalyze me. I'd kick their presuptuous ass. Specially when they add "because i care fir you" with that compasionate tone. They i want to kick their ass twice.

[scibble]

girl: you seem to have unresolved anger issues

V: [kicks girls ass]

[scibble]

ruhl #7: ruhl nos. 1 thru 6 will always be violated resulting in early termination fees and sadness. therefore, there are no more ruhls.

[RuhlFreak55]

but it could be good.

she cares... and she is thinking about takin it further with you or else she wouldnt of come to that conclusion in the first place

so buck up. be more confident and cocky around her. and shell be all up on ya

well she cares....a plus.

Feign confidence and security. Talk about the future. A good future.

I hate even thinking about the future

[scibble]

you COULD say:

i'm a little hesitant about you too. you have a fat butt.



LOL

[Ernst]

I hate even thinking about the future

Then lie. Jeez...

[Dukkit]

ruhl #7: ruhl nos. 1 thru 6 will always be violated resulting in early termination fees and sadness. therefore, there are no more ruhls.

[Ernst]

you COULD say:

i'm a little hesitant about you too. you have a fat butt.



LOL

The words every girl longs to hear....

[Voland]

girl: you seem to have unresolved anger issues

V: [kicks girls ass]

that will show them

[RuhlFreak55]

ruhl #7: ruhl nos. 1 thru 6 will always be violated resulting in early termination fees and sadness. therefore, there are no more ruhls.

you just wait till i clone myself

[Ernst]

that will show them

"Who's got anger issues now you stupid bitch?!!!"

[RuhlFreak55]

you COULD say:

i'm a little hesitant about you too. you have a fat butt.



LOL

mmmm no she has a cute butt....i had my hands all over it the other day mmmm it was awesome. I wanted to just rip her clothes off and **** her till her body convulsed in waves of pleasure and her juices envelope my cock as she cums harder than she ever has.

[scibble]

i didnt SAY she has a fat butt

just that you could TELL her she does.

so stop telling her all the things that make you insecure. too early in a relationship to whine about everything that scares you.

[XD40]

just got back...up it to 50mcg...hands are shaking but my heart isnt racing like it was yesterday....prlly kus im killing water already this morning

[XD40]

shower time.

[Dukkit]

oh man

[Dukkit]

its died

[Kratos]

"I'll be honest, in some ways I am hesitant about you because you aren't that comfortable with yourself... I don't want to make you angry by saying that... I just kind of worry about you, I guess..."

well looks like this is the end of me, again.

she mind as well have been playing taps
that's a death sentence

[Dukkit]

hello kratos

how are you buddy boy?

[scibble]

i'm being a nice man and taking my womie (my legal one) out to mall and eats.

[Dukkit]

i'm being a nice man and taking my womie (my legal one) out to mall and eats.

what a nice husband!!

[Kratos]

hello kratos

how are you buddy boy?

I'm well, I'm driving up to go skiing for the weekend after work.

[RuhlFreak55]

she mind as well have been playing taps
that's a death sentence

nah, she likes me.....and if she doesn't...well i'm ****ed for life cuz she's one of those that has essentially ALL of the qualities i look for, so yea....

[inky-e]

Sup doosh whores?!

[Kratos]

nah, she likes me.....and if she doesn't...well i'm ****ed for life cuz she's one of those that has essentially ALL of the qualities i look for, so yea....

yeah, she does like you. she thinks you're a nice guy and she wants to see good things happen for you. I'm sure she really cares. The sexual attraction is dead though. I warned you, your behavior was going to land you in the friend zone or no zone. You hit the friend zone buddy. Pick a new girl now.

[Kratos]

Sup doosh whores?!

hey buddy, where you been. The whore thread hasn't been the same.

[Dukkit]

I'm well, I'm driving up to go skiing for the weekend after work.

kick ass
sounds fun

im goin to a comedy club tonight

[Kratos]

In case you need an update ink, ruhl tried to get laid and didn't again.

[Ernst]

Hmmm... ethyl oleate does shoot much easier. Now we'll see how it works over the next few days. I've heard of a few people having allergic reactions to it, so I though I'd just get a little and try it before buying a bunch.