AR's Pitbull ~Vet~
Blame it on the goose gotcha feel in loose blame it on patron gotcha in the zone blame it on the alcohol. Fill another cup up, feelin up your butt what???
The new Jamie Foxx song is PHAT!! Going to the club Saturday. and no no drinking there just dancing with some ladies....
Stupid
I think I'm sicky...I have yellow snot
Stupid
Reed is gangster
AR's Hot British Pimp Daddy ~HOF~
What does it taste like??Originally Posted by KatsMeow
Vitamin Enhanced Sociopathic Post Whore
so what
eww
hes allowed to be. cuz hes big and scary
AR's Pitbull ~Vet~
Na just me. But whats up ma. what have you been up to lately
I feel accomplished
I was 258.2 pounds on the digi at planet fitness last night
that's up 16 since cycle start
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
i just finished cardio and had urges to ummmmm **** the shit out of like half the girls that were doing cardio
omg there was this one blonde....i can't even describe her body it was so sexy...and perfect ass and she was wearing those tight stretchy pants girls wear, nice shoulders and back too, beautiful face.....i should marry her
I feel accomplished
that's hott
wanna make out?
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
i'm surprised they allow the scales to go up that high
I feel accomplished
or stalk her from a distance and stare uncomfortably at her then go back to your little depressing apt and
I wonder which you'll do
AR's Pitbull ~Vet~
you guys are fukked up
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
better than risking the entirety of my future for 20 seconds of pleasure.....i'm never doing that again. Unless i love the girl and think she could be the one i touch NO ONE.or stalk her from a distance and stare uncomfortably at her then go back to your little depressing apt and
I wonder which you'll do
Celtiberian Pagan Whoremachine Leader
yep, thats an option, the other is bang bang bang and skip to another gurl.
I feel accomplished
why? fat people go to planet fitness
it wouldn't be very polite if the scale said 1 at a time please or eeeeeerrrrrrrrr everytime a fat person got on it.
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
i will never do that again
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
no but shouldn't they make the fat people feel better by not letting them see how much they really weigh?
Celtiberian Pagan Whoremachine Leader
again? LOL
I feel accomplished
I don't see your point, if they don't want to know, don't get on the scale.
I feel accomplished
my little brother says he dosen't plan on reproducing sexually...he thought about it and it's not a good idea...oh yeah, he spends half his time in a mental institution.
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
what does that have to do with the price of beans?
the risk isn't worth any sort of conceivable reward in the random sex department
Celtiberian Pagan Whoremachine Leader
NP: Can i play with madness.
I feel accomplished
he's crazy and so are you
you were attracted to this girl, why didn't you go talk to her?
It's not like conversations start with your pants around your ankles
AR's Pitbull ~Vet~
So this girl is coming in for our Weider Seminar in March
I'm going to ask her out on date. She won the Olympia bikini search thing. She is a 20 piece
I feel accomplished
hey v, feel like seeing another pijina?
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
i'm attracted to hundreds of girls a day.....why would i go talk to any of them? so i can get a venereal disease? so i can be shot down? so i can have my time taken up and miss cardio?
what possibly good reason would i have for talking to anyone i don't know?
Celtiberian Pagan Whoremachine Leader
You could say something lame, everything works if you think it will work.
something like "wew, girl, how long have you been on the treadmill? Yet you seem to like it. You're my hero".
then just go honest.
Look i don't care about treadmills, i just wanted to talk to you and know you and thats the first thing that came to my mind.
That should work.
right Kats?
yeppers
Last edited by Voland; 02-06-2009 at 10:38 AM.
Celtiberian Pagan Whoremachine Leader
if she has light eyes, yep.
AR's Pitbull ~Vet~
I think its time for you to come out the closet.... seriously..... its obvious
Stupid
heck yeahhh!
I feel accomplished
cause you're lonely, cause the cardio machine doesn't talk back, cause it takes getting shot down maybe 3 times for every date you get, cause you have no friends, cause you're in college and it's fun to meet people. I usually go on two dates with a chick before trying to have sex, so how you gonna get VD from talking.
like I said, you're crazy
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
same rule applies to guys.....only i wont have sex with them
Vitamin Enhanced Sociopathic Post Whore
fukk
i think im done whoring
girls are really starting to get on my nerves more then ever
Stupid
If this is advice for Ruhl, nothing is going to work. We don't even go there anymore
Celtiberian Pagan Whoremachine Leader
for me it takes like 7 or 8 LOL
I feel accomplished
she looked better as a blonde, but you can see her pvssy haha
it's name is jelly
Last edited by Kratos; 02-06-2009 at 11:13 AM.
I feel accomplished
that concludes my pajina of the day segment, maybe I'll have another one for you on monday
Celtiberian Pagan Whoremachine Leader
i like her eyes a lot and the contrast of dark hair and light eyes is good.
but she reminds me of someone....but i can't figure who. Prolly some chick from my ex-college...But i like yesterdays pijina better.
Stupid
I'm going to ZUMBA tonight
Stupid
it's about time
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