'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Dukkit]

That's a pretty good question, I wish I had a super rad answer to that but I don't, I've just been busy and trying to not spend so much time on the computer. But after a long battle, it has won haha.

How are all my whores?

oh how ive missed you so!
lol

[Chode Logan]

oh how ive missed you so!
lol

Oh you, you know the quickest way to my heart

[Dukkit]

Oh you, you know the quickest way to my heart

haha

nothing but love for ya man

hows life?

gym?
family?
job?
all well??

[Chode Logan]

I see we're on the "Help Ruhl get laid" part of the cycle again which goes

Feel sorry for Ruhl
Help him with his silly girl problems
Realize it's pointless
Make fun of Ruhl for his problems
Ruhl becomes hostile and argues with everyone
Ruhl Leaves
Ruhl returns.

[Kratos]

cuz she's on var right now

just rail it, she's prolly real horny right now
often women on var cease mesus and can't get prego
wear a condom anyway

[RuhlFreak55]

I see we're on the "Help Ruhl get laid" part of the cycle again which goes

Feel sorry for Ruhl
Help him with his silly girl problems
Realize it's pointless
Make fun of Ruhl for his problems
Ruhl becomes hostile and argues with everyone
Ruhl Leaves
Ruhl returns.

i got laid on tues and wed.

[Chode Logan]

haha

nothing but love for ya man

hows life?

gym?
family?
job?
all well??

Life is doing good my man, lots of music making, and been living in the gym. Almost tired of doing it without juice though, havn't cycled since last spring/early summer and I'm making good gains naturally, but I know how much better they'd be unnaturally haha.

How are you doin? What the hell's new? Have you joined the Mormons and married 13 women?

[Chode Logan]

i got laid on tues and wed.

Did you spunk in her eye?

[RuhlFreak55]

just rail it, she's prolly real horny right now
often women on var cease mesus and can't get prego
wear a condom anyway

too late for that

[RuhlFreak55]

Did you spunk in her eye?

what would that mean?

[Kratos]

too late for that

from now on then...hit it as often as possible

[Kratos]

Did you spunk in her eye?

oh no, don't do that
I didn't crank for like 1 week about a year ago
then was laying in my bed, decided to slap it around a little bit
shot myself in the eye
so painful
it was like rock salt in the eye
I couldn't go to sleep for like 2 hrs
eye was red and bloodshot

[Chode Logan]

what would that mean?

[Chode Logan]

oh no, don't do that
i didn't crank for like 1 week about a year ago
then was laying in my bed, decided to slap it around a little bit
shot myself in the eye
so painful
it was like rock salt in the eye
i couldn't go to sleep for like 2 hrs
eye was red and bloodshot

i don't believe you

[RuhlFreak55]

damnit i really can't get the right answer on this limit......i don't see any other way of looking at it either....

[RuhlFreak55]

i don't believe you

it happens sometimes in pct.....or when i go home for awhile.....

[Chode Logan]

Back in high school some chick was yankin on me, my super semen powerfully blew it's way up from waist to her eye, we laughed, she was in pain. About ONE HOUR later, in the shower, she's yanking on me a gain, from a standing position bam firehose of love directly into the same eye.

I was pretty stoked.

[Dukkit]

Life is doing good my man, lots of music making, and been living in the gym. Almost tired of doing it without juice though, havn't cycled since last spring/early summer and I'm making good gains naturally, but I know how much better they'd be unnaturally haha.

How are you doin? What the hell's new? Have you joined the Mormons and married 13 women?

hah, life is alright. work sucks. gym is good. women are alright

i need to change something though

its all getting old ya know?

[Kratos]

I'm just saying, it's more painful then you might think-

[Kratos]

damn, haven't gotten any in a week and a half, but kept up my usual spank schedule
I think I'll save up until 2moro
I'm gonna skeet skeet skeet like a water hose

[Kratos]

I guess the good thing about afternoon sex is nobody has to sleep in the wet spot

[Chode Logan]

Dukki; I know exactly what you mean

Kratos; I believe it's painful, the girl had a blood shot eye for days.

[Voland]

Mental note: cum on bitch's eyes.

[Kratos]

Mental note: cum on bitch's eyes.

you would you spanish bastard

[Chode Logan]

Monkeys smoking rule

[Chode Logan]

That's what those bitches get for trying to see

[Kratos]

Monkeys smoking rule

my grandpa had a pet monkey, it liked to chew gum more than anything in the world.

[Kratos]

shit, I got surgery this afternoon

[Voland]

That's what those bitches get for trying to see

yeah, that wont happen if the begged for anal and inner cumshot. Their fault.

[Kratos]

I gotta get going, it's an hour away
l8r g8rs

[Chode Logan]

Cya Kratos

[RuhlFreak55]

hehe she wanted me to cum in her mouth....I told her that prolly wasn't gonna happen....i knew in my head it wasn't going to happen unless she seriously deepthroated me....and i was right....didn't happen

[Voland]

i wanna close the store too. Sucks so much to work on saturdays. Should be illegal.

[Dukkit]

hmm. H2O

[Dukkit]

hmm

being deepthroated

[KatsMeow]

back from shopping, got some more work out clothes and a dress. And just gave myself a spray tan

[Dukkit]

back from shopping, got some more work out clothes and a dress. And just gave myself a spray tan

i wanna see!!

you sexy female you

how ya been?
you should call me sometime this weekend. i miss your voice!

[Chode Logan]

Kats whats up?

[KatsMeow]

i wanna see!!

you sexy female you

how ya been?
you should call me sometime this weekend. i miss your voice!

awww how sweet! I've been ok...ya know just going through the motions.
Of course I'll call you, but usually you are busy with your females.

[Dukkit]

awww how sweet! I've been ok...ya know just going through the motions.
Of course I'll call you, but usually you are busy with your females.

you know how many times youve called me while i was with my females and i still picked up and talked to you for 45 mins? plenty

i always got time for you buddy