'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Voland]

aha. its expensive cos not only the school, but housing, eating etc etc
Plus fitting in the city i dunno how i would fit (not that i care, i could be a lonewolf there too ahahah)

[Ernst]

You'd have no problem fitting in in Cali. People here are all crazy.

[Voland]

maybe i'll build some very profitable biz and then export my idea over the world ahhaha
Dude i've been poor as a fvcking rat until i was 18 (where i was just poor) and not until 20 i was mid-class. But I wasn't born to stay mid-class always with the theat to be poor again i diserve to succeed.
I did some way but i want more. I'm the fisrt one in the family to have a college degree.
The first one who has worked abroad, the first one who knows english but thats nothing.

[Voland]

You'd have no problem fitting in in Cali. People here are all crazy.

LOL, But i'm pale. Aren't there some tanning freaks?

[Ernst]

Sure... but not everywhere. And besides, I'm in Northern California. Sunny beaches and palm trees are down south. I'll see if I can find a pic of where I may be moving...

[Ernst]

[Voland]

moving after studying or now?

[Voland]

looks nicer that the beaches and stuff.

[Ernst]

At the end of the Summer. I'm in the process of transferring to a better school. In fact, I got accepted to another one today. Choices, choices.

[Ernst]

Here we surf with the sharks. It scares the piss out of people who aren't from here. The Great Whites breed here. Monster vicious sharks bump into you in the water. They barely ever bite someone.


And we go out on boats and fish and hang out with the otters.


And there's the seals and sea lions. Sea lions bark sort of like dogs, but louder.

[Voland]

weeew otters
they call me that sometimes LOL

[Ernst]

They're pretty friendly and playful but I wouldn't try to pet one. They have wicked teeth and are still wild animals.

[Voland]

this is where i lived back in croatia (sights from my room)

[Ernst]

Nice. I'd love to visit Europe. I was going to move to Germany this Summer and bum around Europe a bit, but I have to deal with school stuff .

[Voland]

come here, i'll be your guest. LOL

[Voland]

I'll show ya my city and how decadent it is becoming haha

[Ernst]

I was planning to rent a multiple bedroom house for part of the trip and invite friends to stay, but no such luck.

[Ernst]

You guys just don't have ghettos and crime like we do. Europe looks a little soft.

[Voland]

oh we do have crime. and gettos but they dont show you that on documentaries or on tour guides.
But we dont have shooting everyday, thats true LOl

[Ernst]

I doubt the crime is on the same level... and yeah, shootings are a national pastime here.

[Ernst]

Something in American culture is tied very closely with guns. I have a loaded .45 pistol on my desk right now.

[Voland]

well, people here love guns. A lot of people (including myslef) have or have had gun permission and rifles but i just don't go outthere and shoot people. Not even at animals.
I just shoot to cans or some target.

[Ernst]

I dunno. We're of the idea that guns solve problems. Mine are all for shooting people. Home defense. I don't hunt at all. Getting up early to shoot some living creature and then have to gut it? Doesn't sound like fun to me. I'll do it if I need the meat, sure, but not for recreation.

[Voland]

if i shooted someone even if if was defense i'll get to hail too fast, i'm considered expert shooter. Thats against you when on trial so i ust sold all my rifles. Not that bad, some good money. I guess a small 44 wouldn't harm though. I dont think its wrong to shoot/kill someone who wants to home assault/rob me. Is just who the hell would want to assault my shitting apt LOL

[Ernst]

Here it depends on state law. Some states you can practically blow someone away for trespassing, others you can only shoot in fear for your life. In Cali, I'm not technically allowed to shoot someone for breaking into my house. They have to present a threat of physical harm (but dead men tell no tales). In Texas you could probably get away with shooting him in the back on your front lawn.

[Voland]

yeah baby, Teeeexes.

[Ernst]

They also get to have all the cool guns there that we in Cali can't have.

[Ernst]

Cali is a pretty liberal state. This comes with certain benefits and certain restrictions.

[Ernst]

Fcuking finally that comforter is dry! Took hours!

Alright I'm going to bed. Later, V.

[garythompson]

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[Matt]

sup sup sup people.........................

[Matt]

wheres your papa gone, oh wheres your papa gone
wheres your mama gone , oh wheres your mama gone
far far away, far far away......

[Matt]

name that tune...

[Matt]

there was a young man from leeds who swollowed a packet of seeds in half an hour his dick was a flower and his ass was covered in weeds....

[Matt]

its a winters day, it aint deep and dark to sunburn...I am a rock i am an island, and a rock feels no pain and an island never dies...

[Matt]

the sun is out, the sky is blue theres not a cloud to spoil the veiw but its raining, raining in my heart..

[Matt]

good lord i feel old today...

[Kratos]

ordered some kung pao chicken...I'm in the mood for cat today

[Voland]

i'm not letting this theard die, whores!!!

[RuhlFreak55]

CLEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!! i