'Official Postwhore Thread'

**scibble** · 02-10-2009, 10:35 AM

Originally Posted by AnimalGear

Hey my urologist told me that kratos...i didn't pull that out of my ass

course not, that would have been a proctologist

**Kratos** · 02-10-2009, 10:36 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

Was she the one we saw standing in front of a bridge?

nah, that's a girl I know that moved to long island, she wanted to go out even though she's 3 ferry rides away. I told her I didn't like riding ferry's but we could get together next time she's home.

**RuhlFreak55** · 02-10-2009, 10:37 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

nah, that's a girl I know that moved to long island, she wanted to go out even though she's 3 ferry rides away. I told her I didn't like riding ferry's but we could get together next time she's home.

aren't fairies a little small to ride? i would think you'd injure them

**scibble** · 02-10-2009, 10:37 AM

i'm currently working body parts twice per week.

my trainer pal grew big doing that so i is gonna try it

so NYAAAA na ne-na NAAAA! to the bible-thumping "never more than once a week" types.

**Kratos** · 02-10-2009, 10:38 AM

Originally Posted by Voland

dukki is cheating on you
show da pic bitch!

alright
first one is obvious...she's the one in the hat on the right side of the picture in the second.

**Voland** · 02-10-2009, 10:40 AM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

this had.....3 cups fresh spinach...3 romaine lettuce leaves......2 oz carrots....2 oz. mushrooms....1/2 green pepper....2 radishes...9 olives.....1/2 cup fat free mozerella.....5 oz chicken....and 3 tbs olive oil based newmans dressing.

mozerella without fat is not mozarella. its blasphemy!

**RuhlFreak55** · 02-10-2009, 10:42 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

alright
first one is obvious...she's the one in the hat on the right side of the picture in the second.

i spy alcohol in the second pic....no go

**RuhlFreak55** · 02-10-2009, 10:43 AM

Originally Posted by Voland

mozerella without fat is not mozarella. its blasphemy!

yea well it's the difference between being able to eat 1/2 a cup and an 1/8 of a cup with the same amount of calories

**Voland** · 02-10-2009, 10:43 AM

she looks like rebecca loos lol

**Dukkit** · 02-10-2009, 10:44 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

alright
first one is obvious...she's the one in the hat on the right side of the picture in the second.

cute, face is very round

body looks alright from what i can see

how tall is she?

**Ernst** · 02-10-2009, 10:44 AM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

i spy alcohol in the second pic....no go

Grow a pair.

She looks good.

**Kratos** · 02-10-2009, 10:45 AM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

i spy alcohol in the second pic....no go

she barely drinks, and that's a coffee cup
she'll have one or two girly drinks like a smirnoff but doesn't drink much at all. She's going for her phd and is smarter than you. Also, she ran cross country in college so she's into working out.

**Kratos** · 02-10-2009, 10:46 AM

Originally Posted by Voland

she looks like rebecca loos lol

is that good or bad?

**Kratos** · 02-10-2009, 10:47 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

cute, face is very round

body looks alright from what i can see

how tall is she?

I would say 5'6'' ish

**Dukkit** · 02-10-2009, 10:47 AM

and shes pale

pale smooth skin is hot to me

**Ernst** · 02-10-2009, 10:47 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

and shes pale

pale smooth skin is hot to me

Hell yeah.

**Dukkit** · 02-10-2009, 10:48 AM

mom chick is super super pale

like porclein

i love it

plus it makes me look super tan when im next to her

haha

**RuhlFreak55** · 02-10-2009, 10:49 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

she barely drinks, and that's a coffee cup
she'll have one or two girly drinks like a smirnoff but doesn't drink much at all. She's going for her phd and is smarter than you. Also, she ran cross country in college so she's into working out.

no one is smarter than me.....how could you forget?

**Kratos** · 02-10-2009, 10:49 AM

so anyway, that's who I've been dating for awhile and I'm sure she's into it and wants to continue dating. As a refresher or if you weren't here yesterday this is who I'm going out with this weekend. Anyone vote for one over the other based on looks?

**Ernst** · 02-10-2009, 10:50 AM

Girl #1

**Kratos** · 02-10-2009, 10:51 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

and shes pale

pale smooth skin is hot to me

yeah, I like it on some girls. Her skin is mega soft and she couldn't tan if she wanted to.

**Dukkit** · 02-10-2009, 10:52 AM

mom chick

not bad for havin a 5 year old

lol

**RuhlFreak55** · 02-10-2009, 10:52 AM

the teacher is hotter to me

**Kratos** · 02-10-2009, 10:53 AM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

no one is smarter than me.....how could you forget?

her acomplishments>than yourz
how about that

**Ernst** · 02-10-2009, 10:53 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

mom chick

not bad for havin a 5 year old

lol

Indeed... not bad at all!

**RuhlFreak55** · 02-10-2009, 10:53 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

mom chick

not bad for havin a 5 year old

lol

oh my......my possible with a 5 year old ended up being insane and suicidal...

**Dukkit** · 02-10-2009, 10:54 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

Indeed... not bad at all!

i like her alot too

so that helps

**Voland** · 02-10-2009, 10:54 AM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

yea well it's the difference between being able to eat 1/2 a cup and an 1/8 of a cup with the same amount of calories

dude I STILL DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH GRAMS OR OZ OR WHAT EVER IS A CUP.
THERE IS NO CUP TO GRAMS CONVERSOR. AAAAARG

**Kratos** · 02-10-2009, 10:54 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

mom chick

not bad for havin a 5 year old

lol

not bad at all, I'd hit it
her body is off the chain in the jeans pic
someone needs to call the fasion police on the other outfit but her face looks cute it that one.

**RuhlFreak55** · 02-10-2009, 10:55 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

her acomplishments>than yourz
how about that

yea and how old is she??? older than me....

**RuhlFreak55** · 02-10-2009, 10:56 AM

Originally Posted by Voland

dude I STILL DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH GRAMS OR OZ OR WHAT EVER IS A CUP.
THERE IS NO CUP TO GRAMS CONVERSOR. AAAAARG

ummm that's because that distinction depends completely on the food in question

**Dukkit** · 02-10-2009, 10:56 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

not bad at all, I'd hit it
her body is off the chain in the jeans pic
someone needs to call the fasion police on the other outfit but her face looks cute it that one.

yeah. she was out clubbing for someones b-day in that pic. lol.

but yep. first pic is damn good. she even looks better in tight sweat pants

hmmm

i think im gonna text her now. lol

**Kratos** · 02-10-2009, 10:57 AM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

yea and how old is she??? older than me....

not much older 24

**Ernst** · 02-10-2009, 10:58 AM

Originally Posted by Voland

dude I STILL DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH GRAMS OR OZ OR WHAT EVER IS A CUP.
THERE IS NO CUP TO GRAMS CONVERSOR. AAAAARG

Gram: unit of weight

Cup: unit of volume

**RuhlFreak55** · 02-10-2009, 10:58 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

not much older 24

*sigh* curse me for not knowing explicitly what i wanted to do for the rest of my life when i first got to college

now it might make it so i can't even finish

**RuhlFreak55** · 02-10-2009, 11:00 AM

might have to drop out soon actually......no money....and i can't work and do school....yea i bodybuild and that's never gonna change....dumbass dad acts like it's a choice

**Ernst** · 02-10-2009, 11:01 AM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

might have to drop out soon actually......no money....and i can't work and do school....yea i bodybuild and that's never gonna change....dumbass dad acts like it's a choice

Student loans? Grants? I thought you owned stocks?

**RuhlFreak55** · 02-10-2009, 11:01 AM

thank you parents for being so irresponsible with your money and your child bearing...........****ers

**Voland** · 02-10-2009, 11:01 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

Gram: unit of weight

Cup: unit of volume

yeah but how much volume is in a cup?
its a very vague measure.

**Ernst** · 02-10-2009, 11:02 AM

Time to get ready for school...

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