'Official Postwhore Thread'

**Dukkit** · 02-13-2009, 11:20 AM

Originally Posted by 10nispro

Who is in you, right now?

whatever bitch gave me this urinary tract infection

thats who!! lol

**Voland** · 02-13-2009, 11:20 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

the native american in me helps get me dark without burning

you mean that 10% you've got? come on...

**Dukkit** · 02-13-2009, 11:21 AM

Originally Posted by Voland

you mean that 10% you've got? come on...

hey

i can tell myself any damn thing i please if i believe it

you dont live in my world!! get back in yours!!!

**10nispro** · 02-13-2009, 11:22 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

whatever bitch gave me this urinary tract infection

thats who!! lol

Now Now, there was no reason to bring ruhl into this!! Give him some buttered popcorn and make up. LOL

**10nispro** · 02-13-2009, 11:23 AM

I like living in my own world...everyone knows me here.

**oneshot** · 02-13-2009, 11:23 AM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

that reminds me....this morning i saw katie driving....and got butterflies and shakiness just from that

YOU BIG FVCKIN *****!!! get the hell over it. there are 20,000 females at our school. to think that she is the only good one and obsess over her constantly is ridiculous!!!

**Kratos** · 02-13-2009, 11:24 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

the native american in me helps get me dark without burning

I'm a darky right now too. still almost as tan as I was over the summer. It's easy to maintain. I tan 1 once a month and just a little mt-2 and she hasn't faded to far on me.

**Voland** · 02-13-2009, 11:24 AM

Originally Posted by 10nispro

I like living in my own world...everyone knows me here.

my own world collapses...

**Dukkit** · 02-13-2009, 11:25 AM

Originally Posted by 10nispro

Now Now, there was no reason to bring ruhl into this!! Give him some buttered popcorn and make up. LOL

haha

*smacks ruhl with a buttered hand*

Originally Posted by 10nispro

I like living in my own world...everyone knows me here.

exactly! you know where im comin from. theres no nagging, no bitching or fighting. just me.

**scibble** · 02-13-2009, 11:25 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

nice work or the new tags for the whore thread dukkit
ruhl and reed 4 life

that one is mine

**Voland** · 02-13-2009, 11:26 AM

Originally Posted by oneshot

YOU BIG FVCKIN *****!!! get the hell over it. there are 20,000 females at our school. to think that she is the only good one and obsess over her constantly is ridiculous!!!

you go to the same school Ruhl goes to?

**Dukkit** · 02-13-2009, 11:26 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

I'm a darky right now too. still almost as tan as I was over the summer. It's easy to maintain. I tan 1 once a month and just a little mt-2 and she hasn't faded to far on me.

hopefully i can afford some by summer time

ive been lookin to try it for the past 2 years

lol

**10nispro** · 02-13-2009, 11:27 AM

Talk later fellows. gonna go eat..

**RuhlFreak55** · 02-13-2009, 11:27 AM

Originally Posted by oneshot

YOU BIG FVCKIN *****!!! get the hell over it. there are 20,000 females at our school. to think that she is the only good one and obsess over her constantly is ridiculous!!!

i don't obsess over her....i just like seeing her....i dunno.

**Dukkit** · 02-13-2009, 11:27 AM

Originally Posted by scibble

that one is mine

i knew it!

first person who popped in my mind when i read that!

**Voland** · 02-13-2009, 11:27 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

I'm a darky right now too. still almost as tan as I was over the summer. It's easy to maintain. I tan 1 once a month and just a little mt-2 and she hasn't faded to far on me.

whats the point of being tanned?

**Dukkit** · 02-13-2009, 11:27 AM

Originally Posted by 10nispro

Talk later fellows. gonna go eat..

peace!

**Kratos** · 02-13-2009, 11:28 AM

Originally Posted by oneshot

YOU BIG FVCKIN *****!!! get the hell over it. there are 20,000 females at our school. to think that she is the only good one and obsess over her constantly is ridiculous!!!

can you imagine ruhl's first bad break-up, where he actually dates a girl more than 6 days.

Shoping list:
1 hose
some rags
1 ford bronco
sad music to play on the radio while sitting in an abandoned parking lot

**Dukkit** · 02-13-2009, 11:28 AM

Originally Posted by Voland

whats the point of being tanned?

girls like it

it shows your muscle definition better

it makes you look bigger if you have more definition

it gives the illusion of making your teeth and eyes brighter

oh and girls like it

**Kratos** · 02-13-2009, 11:29 AM

Originally Posted by Voland

whats the point of being tanned?

bitches

**Dukkit** · 02-13-2009, 11:30 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

can you imagine ruhl's first bad break-up, where he actually dates a girl more than 6 days.

Shoping list:
1 hose
some rags
1 ford bronco
sad music to play on the radio while sitting in an abandoned parking lot

**scibble** · 02-13-2009, 11:30 AM

1 laptop with wireless, so we can keep updated....

**Dukkit** · 02-13-2009, 11:30 AM

Originally Posted by scibble

1 laptop with wireless, so we can keep updated....

and a web cam

like that one kid did

**scibble** · 02-13-2009, 11:32 AM

i dont think ruhl would do that . it would deprive him of four years of whoring about it here

**Voland** · 02-13-2009, 11:33 AM

the theory of girls like tanned guys only applies to girls used to seeing pale guys.
I can tell you when i was in Beirut those girls eye raped me. and said "bonjour" with that weird accent.

**Kratos** · 02-13-2009, 11:33 AM

ruhl, do you prance around your apt in those little shorts the guys wear on stage before you masterbate?

**scibble** · 02-13-2009, 11:33 AM

now, down to bizness

first of all: dukk, go have sex. i hereby countermand the previous order to abstain.

**Voland** · 02-13-2009, 11:35 AM

Ruhl, come to Europe, Go to Sweden. Swedes are very veeery pansy dudes. You will show off there ass a very confident guy. You have to do nothing. I the girl likes you she will do it. They are used to it.

**Dukkit** · 02-13-2009, 11:35 AM

Originally Posted by scibble

now, down to bizness

first of all: dukk, go have sex. i hereby countermand the previous order to abstain.

lol

maybe this weekend

ill just double wrap it so i dont pass the UTI on

**Dukkit** · 02-13-2009, 11:36 AM

Originally Posted by Voland

Ruhl, come to Europe, Go to Sweden. Swedes are very veeery pansy dudes. You will show off there ass a very confident guy. You have to do nothing. I the girl likes you she will do it. They are used to it.

thats how brazillian women are

they will approach you if they like you and let you know...

at least they did to me

**RuhlFreak55** · 02-13-2009, 11:38 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

can you imagine ruhl's first bad break-up, where he actually dates a girl more than 6 days.

Shoping list:
1 hose
some rags
1 ford bronco
sad music to play on the radio while sitting in an abandoned parking lot

hmmm...never thought of doing that....that'd be the perfect way to do it though....with the only thing that's never let me down, my broncobilly

**scibble** · 02-13-2009, 11:38 AM

Originally Posted by Voland

Ruhl, come to Europe, Go to Sweden. Swedes are very veeery pansy dudes. You will show off there ass a very confident guy. You have to do nothing. I the girl likes you she will do it. They are used to it.

will i be needing a visa???

**Reed** · 02-13-2009, 11:38 AM

Originally Posted by oneshot

YOU BIG FVCKIN *****!!! get the hell over it. there are 20,000 females at our school. to think that she is the only good one and obsess over her constantly is ridiculous!!!

Don't get the juggernaut mad. He a beast. U on the drol yet or you just like the rest of us who want to smack this kid sometimes?

**Dukkit** · 02-13-2009, 11:39 AM

i gotta go buy an Ace Bandage to wrap my back up for the gym tonight

brb

**Kratos** · 02-13-2009, 11:40 AM

Originally Posted by Voland

Ruhl, come to Europe, Go to Sweden. Swedes are very veeery pansy dudes. You will show off there ass a very confident guy. You have to do nothing. I the girl likes you she will do it. They are used to it.

I heard that...I know a guy from college from there...He was in engineering school and invited a bunch of geeky engineers back to Sweeden with him one time...they all got laid. I guess over there it's customary for the girls to hit on the guys. It's like backwards land.

One guy was so shy and the girl was like "can I come home with you"
"can I get into bed with you"

he would have been a virgin forever if not for that trip.

If you want a tough nut to crack, come to North-East US big V

**scibble** · 02-13-2009, 11:41 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

lol

maybe this weekend

ill just double wrap it so i dont pass the UTI on

as youve been taking the antibios, there's nothing really to pass on you have a better chance of impregnating her with ruhl's sperm than giving her a UTI

(IMHO)

**RuhlFreak55** · 02-13-2009, 11:41 AM

why would i walk around in posing trunks when i jack off btw....

**RuhlFreak55** · 02-13-2009, 11:42 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

I heard that...I know a guy from college from there...He was in engineering school and invited a bunch of geeky engineers back to Sweeden with him one time...they all got laid. I guess over there it's customary for the girls to hit on the guys. It's like backwards land.

One guy was so shy and the girl was like "can I come home with you"
"can I get into bed with you"

he would have been a virgin forever if not for that trip.

If you want a tough nut to crack, come to North-East US big V

seriously????? SWEEEEEEET....im goin there

**Voland** · 02-13-2009, 11:43 AM

Originally Posted by scibble

will i be needing a visa???

maybe not. I think you can stay up to 3 months. Same thing viceversa.

**Kratos** · 02-13-2009, 11:43 AM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

hmmm...never thought of doing that....that'd be the perfect way to do it though....with the only thing that's never let me down, my broncobilly

for me it would be a pistol in the mouth
can't miss, won't feel it
and someone has to clean up the mess...not me

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