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  1. 02-15-2009, 02:32 AM #127321
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    eh...

    i'll continue to go and let her keep my tab and tip her just as fairly as i did before she shot me down...

    based upon my experience tonight,
    the awkwardness already almost gone,

    and she being friendly again...

    then after awhile maybe i try again

    i AM a MAN after all
    You need to bring a female friend to talk you up to her.
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    Want me to shoot him for you Kats? Just point at the spot on the doll where you want the buckshot to go.
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    i was well dressed and not drunk, she wasn't talking with the other patrons,

    i really began to think she would give me a shot (not the drink)
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    Quote Originally Posted by KatsMeow View Post
    and now he wants to talk to me about moving in? Is that supposed to make him stop cheating or something?
    No. It's actually to get you to pay the rent. RUN!
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    i'm going to bed, my heart hurts...thanks for the chat guys...goodnight
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    Quote Originally Posted by KatsMeow View Post
    and now he wants to talk to me about moving in? Is that supposed to make him stop cheating or something?
    by the sound of this, it already seems like you gonna fall for him again

    it's so sad...

    what happened? he lost his other girl?
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    good night

    you poor sweet kitty
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    Quote Originally Posted by KatsMeow View Post
    i'm going to bed, my heart hurts...thanks for the chat guys...goodnight
    Fell better Kats. Happy Valentines. We all love you.
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    hey BS !
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    Man, did I miss something good or what?
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    nah,

    nothing that great
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    hey BS !
    just got done raping in beer pong. lol

    What you been up2?
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    Quote Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx View Post
    just got done raping in beer pong. lol

    What you been up2?
    (resist the temptation to answer that ERN!)

    just out in the club until an hour ago,

    you?
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    Just had a little get together at a friends. It was fun. Nothing too much.
    Ready for Mardi Gras next week
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    what's to do with Mardi Gras unless you live in or visiting N.O. ????
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    I hear NO is awesome, but Im stuck here to the one in Galveston.
    Which isn't all that bad. Had a ton of fun last year...from what I remember
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    M.G. is in other places besides N.O.??

    that's a new one to me...I thought it was only in N.O.
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    [sigh]
    my one bro been hooking up with this new girl

    other bro flaking out all the time

    need other bros to go with....
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    lol thats what I thought until couple years ago.
    Im just hoping a good crowd goes, after Ike and all...
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    Ern ran away..

    (so he has, he's buggered off)

    when danger reared it's ugly head
    he bravely turned his tail and fled
    bravely taking to his feet
    he made a very brave retreat

    oh, brave ERN !
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    Do you go to Mardi Gras in N.O.?
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    hay-yell no

    never been anywhere near louisiana
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    Roomie seduction: FAIL

    Ernst will now seethe.
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    oh well, best

    hit the sack, all the sooner to forget (as IF)

    this evening
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Roomie seduction: FAIL

    Ernst will now seethe.
    TOLD you : you should have CLEANED like a mufvkka!
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    yeah, sleep is very useful form of temporary amnesia..

    good night all !
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    TOLD you : you should have CLEANED like a mufvkka!
    She's mad about me not writing something in the card....

    and the cleaning.

    I have locked myself in my room. I don't need this bullshit.
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    later scib!

    i fee like im ginna pass out myelf

    somethig just hit me looll
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    Later!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    She's mad about me not writing something in the card....

    and the cleaning.

    I have locked myself in my room. I don't need this bullshit.
    ahahahahahahha

    um...

    ahahahahahhaha

    that is SOOO female LOL..mad cuz you didnt write something in the card...she acting like a G.D. gf !!!

    locked yourself in your room: CLASSIC oooh...oohh..aaahh ahahahahhaa
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    my mom just told me i'm chubby and she cant see my muscles as before...
    Do I need to sacrifice sleep and have some sky rocketing anxiety to melt that fat with fat burners?
    Shall i remain hungry to melt fat?
    Shall sit on a stupid bike for an hour every day?
    ****ing life.
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    so...i got my BMRx1.55 (or should i use the 1,725???) which results in 2665 Cals for maintanance.
    I wanna Cut. Now what???
    How many cals should i consume? And how do i split them?
    Im thinking about carbs for breakfast, postwork out and PPWO.
    The days i don't lift i will do cardio at the same hour. For 50 mins.
    Should i have the same PWO and PPWO as if i just lifted???
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    You need fewer calories than maintenance. You want to lose weight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    You need fewer calories than maintenance. You want to lose weight.
    how many should i substract to my maintainance?? 500?
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    I'm not a very good person to ask. I burn fat eating ice cream.
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    I though you where on the chubby side too?

    Im the only fat.
    Shit is for those 10 days i was slowly loosing some fat and in 3 days BOOM! rebound effect out of nowhere and i've got all that fat back and some extra. I never had problems dropping fat, i seems that now i do.
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    Me chubby?

    I've never been called that before.
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    I've been called skinny as hell... concentration camp victim... ill... starving... Never chubby. My natural bodyweight before picking up a weight was just over 100lbs (about 48 kilos!). I'm probably heavier than you now. No one calls me skinny anymore.
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