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  1. 02-15-2009, 07:28 AM #127361
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    I've been called skinny as hell... concentration camp victim... ill... starving... Never chubby. My natural bodyweight before picking up a weight was just over 100lbs (about 48 kilos!). I'm probably heavier than you now. No one calls me skinny anymore.
    then your starting weight was the same as mine.
    Here is what i came up with...
    As i don't do anything at work. I can use the stationary bike that is in the warehouse. Its does work (you can't adjust any levels of anything) but its better than sitting my fat ass on a chair 8 hours.
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETgk56xT4Mk
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETgk56xT4Mk
    Wow, speechless. haha
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    I hate sundays.
    I hate everyday on the week. I don't think i'll be able to make it in the job the whole march...
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    oh, and shrink tomorrow...dammit. money for nothing.
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    I gotta go on tuesday to get my add drugs refilled. I missed my doc apt on friday.
    Then I gotta go to the dentist on wednesday.
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    I'm not getting any medical shit done never more. No more headscans, no more medication changes, no more "its good progression...", no more "you should find someone who loves you, that will make your life more stable" (yeah right as if i didn't want that, idiot!) Solve something!!!
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    ern, how goes locked in your room???
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    hows it going folks
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    he had his talk then he made her walk
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    ern, how goes locked in your room???
    Yes, still locked in room. Roomie awoke and promised to make it up to me.... chicks are crazy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed View Post
    hows it going folks
    So did she spring the "where is this going" talk on you? Did you escape by diving out the window?
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    crazy is right

    i can imagine her tryin to talk to you through the door; funny
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    psych chick got a puppy this weekend, I can't wait to play with it
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    crazy is right

    i can imagine her tryin to talk to you through the door; funny
    Don't try to play immature mind games with me! I invented immature mind games!


    Okay, maybe not. But my ex gave me lessons.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    So did she spring the "where is this going" talk on you? Did you escape by diving out the window?
    oh god.....

    yeah it wasn't no fun. Just getting all serious then when i make a move its "you always wanna just have sex with me" then i kinda tuned it out still i got punched for falling asleep during a important part of the talk.......

    blah

    think i will go throw up now in my state on anxiety
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    i should get a pet.
    Snakes are awesome, but they don't make good friends. They do nothing...
    One of those...thay seem to be me in dog
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed View Post
    oh god.....

    yeah it wasn't no fun. Just getting all serious then when i make a move its "you always wanna just have sex with me" then i kinda tuned it out still i got punched for falling asleep during a important part of the talk.......

    blah

    think i will go throw up now in my state on anxiety
    But at least we found a cure for trensomnia: relationship talks.

    Sometimes the cure is worse than the disease.
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    well, at least I learned something

    next time will play with the barmaid takin it slower and be more manipulative...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    But at least we found a cure for trensomnia: relationship talks.

    Sometimes the cure is worse than the disease.
    god isn't that right. hmmmmm i might need to have some more talks like that

    instead of getting some melatonin I need to go have my relationship talk to fall asleep. hahah
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    well, at least I learned something

    next time will play with the barmaid takin it slower and be more manipulative...
    Offering her the "tip" in your pants was not slow enough?
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    i dont get that one

    all i did was ask if i could give her a call
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    i dont get that one

    all i did was ask if i could give her a call
    I have to ask. Were you wearing a wedding ring?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    I have to ask. Were you wearing a wedding ring?
    i dont believe that's a serious question

    you obviously think i'm an idiot
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    i dont believe that's a serious question

    you obviously think i'm an idiot
    Hey, I used to be a bartender, remember? You'd be amazed.
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    i just think they automatically will deny any patron

    unless maybe get to know them for awhile awhile
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    maybe not. Just open a path through the crowd like a true warriod would, if you have to behead someone just do it. And them boom! brutal truth "do you think i come here because i enjoy getting def, seeing those fvkking kiddos getting drunk and acting like morons?. I come here to breeeed. "
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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    i should get a pet.
    Snakes are awesome, but they don't make good friends. They do nothing...
    One of those...thay seem to be me in dog
    look at a belgian shepherd.....they look really cool just saw one on "it's me or the dog"
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    she was so friendly and chatty, i was fooled.

    not like chatty while working, but she would come over and talk when she had a pause in the action, i could've sworn she was into me...

    i guess that's called "testostaranoia" (c) Scibble 2009
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