'Official Postwhore Thread'

**Kratos** · 02-19-2009, 02:07 PM

when I called up bank chick2 the other day, she was like "did I give you my number." I'm like umm yeah. She's like really? I'm thinking to myself, how else would I be calling, it would be pretty creepy if I got her number any other way. Then she remembered who I was and thought I would never call cause she gave me her number a week ago.

**Kratos** · 02-19-2009, 02:08 PM

maybe I'll get to touch her box today, shit, that means I need to clean my apt a bit

**Kratos** · 02-19-2009, 02:12 PM

if you ever date a girl with breast implants, you gotta get yourself a flashlight and put it up against her tit. It makes a boob-o-lantern. So much of the tit is clear it lights up like a christmas tree.

**calgarian** · 02-19-2009, 02:13 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

if you ever date a girl with breast implants, you gotta get yourself a flashlight and put it up against her tit. It makes a boob-o-lantern. So much of the tit is clear it lights up like a christmas tree.

good advise

**Kratos** · 02-19-2009, 02:18 PM

Originally Posted by calgarian

good advise

yeah, if I had the chance to do again I'd see if I could tape 2 flashlights, 1 under ech tit. Then make her walk around in a dark room. I think that would look kewl.

**calgarian** · 02-19-2009, 02:19 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

yeah, if I had the chance to do again I'd see if I could tape 2 flashlights, 1 under ech tit. Then make her walk around in a dark room. I think that would look kewl.

if u r hitting her in the arse and make her walk it will look like jumpain langterns

**Kratos** · 02-19-2009, 02:22 PM

I'm guessing it would look like two glowing boobs walking around the room and nothing else. But I've yet to take it to that level.

**Kratos** · 02-19-2009, 02:23 PM

Originally Posted by calgarian

if u r hitting her in the arse and make her walk it will look like jumpain langterns

you gotta maintain skin contact with the flashlight or the beam escapes, so it might not work, but I'm willing to try.

**Kratos** · 02-19-2009, 02:24 PM

breast implants are kinda a rare bird where I live...california and miami, no problem finding someone to try it on.

**calgarian** · 02-19-2009, 02:25 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

you gotta maintain skin contact with the flashlight or the beam escapes, so it might not work, but I'm willing to try.

make her hold both the flashlights

**Kratos** · 02-19-2009, 02:28 PM

Originally Posted by calgarian

make her hold both the flashlights

simple yet inno-vative
hmm I was thinking so much about tits and ass I forgot girls have hands and arms for a second there

**RuhlFreak55** · 02-19-2009, 02:30 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

if you ever date a girl with breast implants, you gotta get yourself a flashlight and put it up against her tit. It makes a boob-o-lantern. So much of the tit is clear it lights up like a christmas tree.

hmmm....my milf has implants....they're friggin sexxy

**calgarian** · 02-19-2009, 02:31 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

simple yet inno-vative
hmm I was thinking so much about tits and ass I forgot girls have hands and arms for a second there

i know its easy to miss parts when arse and tits are involved

**calgarian** · 02-19-2009, 02:32 PM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

hmmm....my milf has implants....they're friggin sexxy

she also have her brain missin just an FYI

**Kratos** · 02-19-2009, 02:34 PM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

hmmm....my milf has implants....they're friggin sexxy

don't try it ruhl, you'll faint and drop the flashlight on her face and give her a black eye. The smaller her tits were before, the brighter the boob-o-lantern glows.

**oneshot** · 02-19-2009, 02:35 PM

hey HEY hey

**Kratos** · 02-19-2009, 02:36 PM

and if she wants to shine a flashlight through you dick, tell her hell no, he doesn't do cheap parlor tricks

**oneshot** · 02-19-2009, 02:38 PM

OMG. yall just missed the pinnacle of bicep pumps!

**scibble** · 02-19-2009, 02:38 PM

hey HEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYY hey oneshot guy

my woman's are all natural double D's. the only place besides black hole where light cannot escape..

they can be used as demolition balls.

**oneshot** · 02-19-2009, 02:39 PM

unfortunately, the girl ive been bangin as A cups... ****

**Voland** · 02-19-2009, 02:40 PM

bitches!

**Kratos** · 02-19-2009, 02:41 PM

Originally Posted by oneshot

OMG. yall just missed the pinnacle of bicep pumps!

we missed your biceps going from small to moderate sized...how can I live with myslef having missed seeing that?

**oneshot** · 02-19-2009, 02:41 PM

well if it isnt V himself!

**calgarian** · 02-19-2009, 02:41 PM

Originally Posted by scibble

hey HEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYY hey oneshot guy

my woman's are all natural double D's. the only place besides black hole where light cannot escape..

they can be used as demolition balls.

actually thats nnot true I have fvcked a women with 38H bra size she was just fat

**Kratos** · 02-19-2009, 02:42 PM

Originally Posted by oneshot

well if it isnt V himself!

you shoulda been here earlier
he posted some pics of all the uglies he's bumped uglies with

**scibble** · 02-19-2009, 02:42 PM

anyone wanna see vid of me getting my right forearm pump?

**scibble** · 02-19-2009, 02:43 PM

Originally Posted by calgarian

actually thats nnot true I have fvcked a women with 38H bra size she was just fat

i dont understand.... what is "not true"?

**Kratos** · 02-19-2009, 02:44 PM

Originally Posted by scibble

anyone wanna see vid of me getting my right forearm pump?

ummm no, I don't want to see a twig with a ball sack sitting on it

**Voland** · 02-19-2009, 02:44 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

you shoulda been here earlier
he posted some pics of all the uglies he's bumped uglies with

**oneshot** · 02-19-2009, 02:45 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

we missed your biceps going from small to moderate sized...how can I live with myslef having missed seeing that?

small!? HA! i wouldnt even give them that much credit. i just measured them. up to 11 inches and bodyfat has gone down to about 27%. yea, im a hoss, i know

**calgarian** · 02-19-2009, 02:45 PM

Originally Posted by scibble

i dont understand.... what is "not true"?

ignore it I misread stuff sorry

**Kratos** · 02-19-2009, 02:48 PM

Originally Posted by Voland

I would be if you posted that girl in the "don't be jealous t-shit"

**oneshot** · 02-19-2009, 02:49 PM

well, ladies, have fun whoring it up. time for me to walk across the street and bang the shit outta my neighbor

**KatsMeow** · 02-19-2009, 02:49 PM

OK I'm done with my exam now

**Voland** · 02-19-2009, 02:50 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

I would be if you posted that girl in the "don't be jealous t-shit"

you are jealous cos my chick are full of teen youth and you are old and want that but you creepy young girls, thats why you stalk at them at the mall with you old biker friends

**calgarian** · 02-19-2009, 02:50 PM

Originally Posted by KatsMeow

OK I'm done with my exam now

how did it go?

**Voland** · 02-19-2009, 02:51 PM

Originally Posted by KatsMeow

OK I'm done with my exam now

you do exams at home? you can copy

**Kratos** · 02-19-2009, 02:52 PM

Originally Posted by Voland

you are jealous cos my chick are full of teen youth and you are old and want that but you creepy young girls, thats why you stalk at them at the mall with you old biker friends

was that english?

**KatsMeow** · 02-19-2009, 02:53 PM

Originally Posted by calgarian

how did it go?

Egghhh not really how I wanted it to. But I made a B, which is ok since I just looked at the text book for the 1st time today and it was a midterm exam

**Voland** · 02-19-2009, 02:57 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos;4445***

was that english?

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