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    In one day?

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    good luck!

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    afternooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon lols

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    Good morning whhhhhooooooooorrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssss

    I got the sex i needed last night after my planned attack and this morning

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    ^^^ thats what i like to hear lol...

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    come on america wake up...

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    i've been awake.....pretty depressed though.

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    whats wrong?

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    And on the seventh day God said, "Let there be Ernst." And there was.

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    My upper body is destroyed. Everything hurts.

    That's how I know it's time to destroy legs .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed View Post
    Good morning whhhhhooooooooorrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssss

    I got the sex i needed last night after my planned attack and this morning
    thats the way to show her who makes the moves in your house

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    I love my evil roomie.

    We were watching Fight Club last night, and as an ode to my ego I asked her how much weight I should gain to look like Brad Pitt (correct answer: "you're already bigger"). She glances at the screen, looks back at me, and without hesitation or the blink of an eye says, "Thirty pounds."

    Bitch. I accept your 30 pound challenge. Way to motivate.

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    haha Ernst your smaaaaallllllll

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    I love my evil roomie.

    We were watching Fight Club last night, and as an ode to my ego I asked her how much weight I should gain to look like Brad Pitt (correct answer: "you're already bigger"). She glances at the screen, looks back at me, and without hesitation or the blink of an eye says, "Thirty pounds."

    Bitch. I accept your 30 pound challenge. Way to motivate.

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    she was ****in with ya right? brad pitt is like 150 isn't he??

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    she was ****in with ya right? brad pitt is like 150 isn't he??
    Yes. He was 150-155 for that movie.

    <<--me

    She must have been fcuking with me, but still.... that was ice cold. And she didn't even blink.

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    I thought you bastards would get a kick out of that.

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    i need a female roomate that will **** all the time......

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    Don't we all?

    Oh wait, no... I already have one .

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    bumpingerskiing.

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    bumpity...

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    i had a dream, a dream come true.....................i believe in angels

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    ^^^ name that tune????

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    we should have a quiz night where someone types down some lyrics and the others have to guess the song and artist...

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    and i really need to stop talking to myself

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    its the first sign of madness you know..

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    if you knew peggy sue, oh how my heart yerns for you oh peggy, my peggy sue ahoo..

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    Buddy Holly

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    Quote Originally Posted by mad matt View Post
    i had a dream, a dream come true.....................i believe in angels
    abba

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    Quote Originally Posted by derek7m View Post
    abba
    beat me to it.

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    you got them guy's, you two would be on my team...

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    Um, my team is google....

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    i did know the buddy holly one, though

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    i so miss abba

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    Quote Originally Posted by derek7m View Post
    Um, my team is google....
    yeah didnt think of that, damn it...

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    ....

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    the blonde one in abba was hot

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    or, I shoulda said,

    "who is abba?"

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    didnt like his beard though...

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    my god its a new page..

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