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  1. 02-22-2009, 03:42 PM #130801
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    new page....
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    turn over everyone its a new page
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    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    didnt like his beard though...
    ha

    ya beat me to it!
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    how are you derek lol??
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    Quote Originally Posted by derek7m View Post
    ha

    ya beat me to it!
    ya got to love the old ones..
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    i feel old sometimes...
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    to be 31 again, i dream of such things...
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    singing like a super trooper..
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    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    to be 31 again, i dream of such things...
    how old are you?
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    wheres dsm today im missing him???
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    nah, but someone on here the other day was saying how they can't do am cardio bc they'll be tired all day,

    and the guy was like 20yrs old!
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    Quote Originally Posted by derek7m View Post
    how old are you?
    im 38 lol...
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    eh, 38's alright...

    you train and sht, keeps us younger, healthier
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    Quote Originally Posted by derek7m View Post
    nah, but someone on here the other day was saying how they can't do am cardio bc they'll be tired all day,

    and the guy was like 20yrs old!
    thats rubbish lol, i do cardio, they just sound abit lazy..
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    Quote Originally Posted by derek7m View Post
    eh, 38's alright...

    you train and sht, keeps us younger, healthier
    oh yeah, but it would be nice to say, be 21 again, god id do so many things different lol...
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    that's what I said.

    it's no joke though, my metabolism is just not what it was, joints are hurting, blah, blah blah
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    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    oh yeah, but it would be nice to say, be 21 again, god id do so many things different lol...
    what would be your #1 thing you'd do different?

    now, that would be a good thread....
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    Quote Originally Posted by derek7m View Post
    what would be your #1 thing you'd do different?

    now, that would be a good thread....
    That would be a cool thread. Theres so many things id have to have a long think lol..
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    What's your name?
    (What's your name?)
    Who's your daddy?
    (Who's your daddy? He rich?)
    Is he rich like me?
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    Quote Originally Posted by peachfuzz View Post
    What's your name?
    (What's your name?)
    Who's your daddy?
    (Who's your daddy? He rich?)
    Is he rich like me?
    Time of the Season by the Zombies
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    nope.
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    i went to walmart and spent under 100 bucks...it's a goddamn miracle.....but honestly....being poor and having to buy groceries for a week instead of three weeks is really ****ing gay.
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    i'm trying to keep carbs below 50 today
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    Necro.

    Yo its necro the sexorcist, the porn king, show me your breasteses, im the best there is the foul shit, bounce with me, degrading, depraving, debouchery, your naked on the couch with me. Bitch getting ****ed in your ass thru your fishnets. cutting queefs, your bound to eat shit next. A tit fest, I'm ****ing dumb blondes til my dick is numb hoe lick the scum sticking a gun in your **** for fun. Fakin making believe Im raping you choking you makes you cum. Its edge play, be careful, **** around and murder you by mistake and leave you dead in the bed slayed. Not my intentions. You'll lick prick til your lips rip the hips split in your cryptic. Explicit, sadistic, innuendos sluts in the windows bimbos dipped in timbos. Short black leather skirts, stomach tattoo, glitter panties sexy belt had to have you. Ridiculous ***** lips I predicted you be addicted to my dick once you lick it. Bent you over backwards upside down reverse is more perverse ****ed on the floor first. To a raw verse rippin your clothes off blow my nose off on your hair then I doze off.

    (Chorus x2)
    What's Your name (Whats Your Name)(The Sexorcist)
    Who's Ya Daddy? (Who's Ya Daddy?)(Necro)
    Be real, is He Rich Like me?
    Has he Taken, Anytime (Anytime),To Show, To Show You what You Need

    The raunchiest, flaunt your tits. Im the horniest fornicating, torturing clits a porn genius. With a long penis diggin' up your organs jiggin you, stabbing you, friggin you, Im to big for you. You got a tight sphincter, you need one in the pink and one in the stink, till liquid magentas Drippin' outta your ass ill cum in your drink. piss in your face spit in your mouth **** what you think. Shit on your blouse, then kick you outta my house naked and slut take it that's what initiations about. An official occasion to go all out, **** a bitch in the ass 'til her colon falls out. Rubbin' oil all over you fat round ass, smack it, abuse it, lick it,then pound it fast. Stick it continuously when I get in you I strenuously pin you to the floor and generously **** your G spot rapidly, happily, dapily to the boombapity beat. the sexorcist, the next to blitz and blow up some bitch go get your hair fixed prepare your lips. for fellatio you spacey hoe, the ratio of your brain to if usable is way too low your made to blow you're a delicious nutritious dish of fish an official bitch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by peachfuzz View Post
    nope.
    really?

    Damn, google fails me yet again!
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    I tricked your googling ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by peachfuzz View Post
    for fellatio you spacey hoe, the ratio of your brain to if usable is way too low your made to blow you're a delicious nutritious dish of fish an official bitch.
    (Chorus)
    that was the best line in there
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    i'm trying to keep carbs below 50 today
    ouch...
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    Quote Originally Posted by peachfuzz View Post
    I tricked your googling ass.
    alright,

    give me another one...
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    bumpity bump.

    goodnight
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    hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi.........
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    new gym today, health check and all that, looking forward to it....
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    i need to stop talking to myself, bark bark...
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    yeah i hate the word mate, enough...
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    it sounds common..
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    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    yeah i hate the word mate, enough...
    I love it. Whats wrong with it lad ?
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