'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Matt]

[Voland]

so, i need some advice. i've been banging the girl that lives next door to me for a couple weeks now. She looks alright, semi-intelligent, and will let me come over to fvck her basically anytime i want. the thing is, she's kinda boring and we have absolutely nothing in common, thus i do not want any sort of serious relationship with her. unfortunately, i think she wants more than just a fvck buddy and expects something serious. im gonna have to break it to her one of these days in the near future but dont know how and ive always had trouble mustering the balls to tell a girl such a thing. i know she's gonna be pretty tore up about it. advice?

She would NOT hesitate if she was bored of you, She will just tell ya "sayonara".
Tell her "your sex does not compensate the boredom you cause to me. I'll never, ever be your bf or serious lover"
Hey, we live in a time of equality, don't we? LOL

[oneshot]

dont tell her shit.. just stop answering calls and texts

and start entering your house via the back door or window so shes doesnt see you

hahah

just playin

haha i considered it, but she can look out her window and see if im home and come knock on my door

[oneshot]

find a new girl first or you'll ruhl your penis and have nothing

already kinda seeing a couple chicks on the side, but it's getting hard to juggle them all without them finding out

[RuhlFreak55]

hey HEY hey everybody

you just reminded me....i'm hairless now yayyy

[oneshot]

you just reminded me....i'm hairless now yayyy

get rid of that horrendous back hair too?

[oneshot]

facebook is the devil! makes it soo hard to juggle multiple chicks and avoid getting caught lying

[Dukkit]

you just reminded me....i'm hairless now yayyy

now your just chubby, but not fuzzy

[Voland]

you just reminded me....i'm hairless now yayyy

no boy, not you, don't go metrosexual...that is the first step.

[RuhlFreak55]

get rid of that horrendous back hair too?

yep, momma helped

[Dukkit]

facebook is the devil! makes it soo hard to juggle multiple chicks and avoid getting caught lying

thats why i dont add all my chicks to my face book

or make that shit private

[Dukkit]

yep, momma helped

awww! me mummsie helps me shave my back too!!

well only the low low part right about the ass crack gets any hair

the rest of the back is hairless.. .thank god!

[StoneGRMI]

Hello

[Kratos]

yep, momma helped

That's disturbing

[RuhlFreak55]

now your just chubby, but not fuzzy

*looks indignant* i'm not chubby goddamnit!!!!!

[Voland]

facebook is the devil! makes it soo hard to juggle multiple chicks and avoid getting caught lying

lucky for me i've never been a fan of contact web pages.
i've never had fb, ms, hi5....thats for kiddos.

[Dukkit]

Hello

why hi there!!!

[Dukkit]

*looks indignant* i'm not chubby goddamnit!!!!!

oh, i could swear that was you

no no im pretty sure your the chubby one

yep, im positive!!

hahahha

j/k

[Voland]

its awasome to not have hair on my back or chest.

[StoneGRMI]

why hi there!!!

[oneshot]

yep, momma helped

i dont think i would let my mom shave my back. mine isnt all that hairy, i just get these random black hairs that get like an inch long

[Voland]

Hey, what is wrong with chubbies? We are sexy,

[Voland]

headache.

[StoneGRMI]

Hey, what is wrong with chubbies? We are sexy,

What the hell is that?

[Dukkit]

hows life?

i dont think i would let my mom shave my back. mine isnt all that hairy, i just get these random black hairs that get like an inch long

i get those hairs on my upper back and shoulders every now and then

*pluck!*

[AnimalGear]

that baby needs come clen

[StoneGRMI]

Lifes good. Havent been here in like two weeks. Did a little traveling and now trying to catch up on work.

[oneshot]

hows life?


i get those hairs on my upper back and shoulders every now and then

*pluck!*

i cant find anybody that will pluck them. my roommates gf will pop my backne and shave my back, but somehow finds it disgusting to pluck the black hairs

[Voland]

What the hell is that?

That is me as a kid...mommy told me i was so cute

[scibble]

she has a great sense of humor, had me laughing all night, it was like being on a date with seinfeld. We talked about religion and I was unable to figure out if she decended from jewish people.

ask her some question with some yiddish thing hahahah

mention that you had the BEST brisket last week....

say, "don't you hate when your parents try to push you to marry within your religion?"

that kind of shit LOL

(that actually sounds like some kind of Seinfeld routine)

[Dukkit]

that baby needs come clen

oh my. cracked out baby sweats. lol

Lifes good. Havent been here in like two weeks. Did a little traveling and now trying to catch up on work.

cool! whered ya travel too? for work or pleasure?

[Dukkit]

i cant find anybody that will pluck them. my roommates gf will pop my backne and shave my back, but somehow finds it disgusting to pluck the black hairs

hah
she'll pop some nasty ass zits but not pluck a hair

weird

[Kratos]

Hey, what is wrong with chubbies? We are sexy,

awe, baby ruhl

[StoneGRMI]

cool! whered ya travel too? for work or pleasure?

Nashville for work then from there went to Vegas for 3 days, LA for 5 days then San Fran for a week.

[Dukkit]

ive found that the 4-5 jewish girls ive dated.... all had a certain musk about them.

it wasnt a bad musk. but i associated it with jewish-ness. lol

kinda like how Indians all smell like curry

hah

[StoneGRMI]

awe, baby ruhl

Baby Tai!

[Matt]

[Dukkit]

Nashville for work then from there went to Vegas for 3 days, LA for 5 days then San Fran for a week.

par-tay!!

give it to me baby. uh huh uh huh! and all the girlies say... im pretty fly for a white guy!!

[Kratos]

ive found that the 4-5 jewish girls ive dated.... all had a certain musk about them.

it wasnt a bad musk. but i associated it with jewish-ness. lol

kinda like how Indians all smell like curry

hah

I was too drunk to smell anything except to booz on my breath

[oneshot]

^^^ewwwww gross