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  1. 03-01-2009, 12:26 AM #132801
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    Quote Originally Posted by chicmagnet View Post
    All I see is a pair of boobs..
    My name is Steve Stifler and I have an 11 inch penis...... around. Think about it.
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    hahaha

    personality goes such a long way
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    Hey congrats on the post count both of you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JDawg1536 View Post
    My name is Steve Stifler and I have an 11 inch penis...... around. Think about it.
    I'm way to naive..
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    I think bank chick is coming over to tuck me in
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    Quote Originally Posted by chicmagnet View Post
    Hey congrats on the post count both of you.
    Thanks. Welcome to the boards as well!
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    Thankyou sir...
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    she's drunk again and looking to score
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I think bank chick is coming over to tuck me in
    You asked your bank teller out? Nice.....
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    I'd say her odds are better than 50/50
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    Quote Originally Posted by JDawg1536 View Post
    That is unfortunate. She is an attractive young lady, probably a wonderful personality as well.
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    The side is cool... what about the front and back though?
    Hahaha.... Yeah, right.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JDawg1536 View Post
    You asked your bank teller out? Nice.....
    she's the head teller, lets give her credit now
    but yeah
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    she was touching my bird in the bar
    somehow she was designated driver and no question is 3 sheets to the wind
    she's gotta give some other chick a ride home first
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    go Kratos!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    she's drunk again and looking to score
    offspring
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    Quote Originally Posted by warchild28 View Post
    offspring
    glad it wasn't lost on ya
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    You're gonna go far kratos
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    waiting to have sex is boaring
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    isnt that offspring too? lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx View Post
    isnt that offspring too? lol
    I think it's kid..... or bitch. I cant remember.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    waiting to have sex is boaring
    Well I'm waiting to not have sex. I'd say that's more boring.
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    guess I should brush my grill and fluff my pillows or something
    I'm drunk
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    Quote Originally Posted by JDawg1536 View Post
    Well I'm waiting to not have sex. I'd say that's more boring.
    yeah, you're not a usual post whore what gives?

    so this is how I pass the work week
    easy to waste time isn't it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    yeah, you're not a usual post whore what gives?

    so this is how I pass the work week
    easy to waste time isn't it?
    I never used to respect the post whore until I discovered alcohol is way cooler than I once thought it to be. I feel like I should be reading a book or learning some shit..... but **** it, post whoring is too much fun.
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    I'm going to try it out
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    HEY!!! That was FUN!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by xnotoriousx View Post
    HEY!!! That was FUN!!!
    Tarheels??? It's all about the devils man!
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    Man are you really trying to take it there? Duke is garbage. 2 in a row?

    I actually just got done doing my taxes(2hours!!!), and i'm looking at my gf sleeping and can't help but to think how I can get her to give me some before I goto sleep.
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    she's close, called me, having sex soon
    later whores
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    Quote Originally Posted by xnotoriousx View Post
    Man are you really trying to take it there? Duke is garbage. 2 in a row?

    I actually just got done doing my taxes(2hours!!!), and i'm looking at my gf sleeping and can't help but to think how I can get her to give me some before I goto sleep.
    Duke is legit. Most talented team in NCAA history went through Duke.

    As far as the lady, you ain't gettin none tonight bud. Cut your losses and get some sleep lol.
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    How long does the irs have to catch you cheating on your taxes? Can they just pop up 10 years later and be like "you owe us 10 grand?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    she's close, called me, having sex soon
    later whores
    Pics. Thanks.
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    This site consumes so much of my time...

    UNC tore it up today
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    so this is when all the new whores come out.

    they whore in secret because they are ashamed and dont want anyone to know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xnotoriousx View Post
    How long does the irs have to catch you cheating on your taxes? Can they just pop up 10 years later and be like "you owe us 10 grand?"
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-Q7b-vHY3Q
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    Quote Originally Posted by JDawg1536 View Post
    Duke is legit. Most talented team in NCAA history went through Duke.

    As far as the lady, you ain't gettin none tonight bud. Cut your losses and get some sleep lol.

    I don't know what it is about duke I hate so much. I think coach k is just a bitch
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    Quote Originally Posted by peachfuzz View Post
    so this is when all the new whores come out.

    they whore in secret because they are ashamed and dont want anyone to know.
    Yeah, we come out on Friday and Saturday nights when most people are out having fun and such. FML! (I just found out what that meant today)
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    Quote Originally Posted by JDawg1536 View Post
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-Q7b-vHY3Q
    lol is that from stand by me?
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    Quote Originally Posted by xnotoriousx View Post
    lol is that from stand by me?
    Sandlot. The Bambino. BABE RUTH!
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    sandlot fool. you is trippin.
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