'Official Postwhore Thread'

**KatsMeow** · 03-02-2009, 12:08 AM

Originally Posted by peachfuzz

Oh but you are.

with a food baby.

ohhh whew!!

**Ernst** · 03-02-2009, 12:09 AM

Originally Posted by Chode Logan

Sex helps everything, EVEN if they're ugly.

Then it only helps them and scars you for life.

**peachfuzz** · 03-02-2009, 12:10 AM

I am not looking forward to sitting on a barstool for 3.5 hours tomorrow morning.

**Chode Logan** · 03-02-2009, 12:10 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

Then it only helps them and scars you for life.

K sorry, I'll re-phrase. It helps for 15 minutes, then haunts for life.

**Ernst** · 03-02-2009, 12:11 AM

Originally Posted by Chode Logan

I gotta get my shit on track too. chode wants to be sexier than he currently is.

**Chode Logan** · 03-02-2009, 12:11 AM

Originally Posted by peachfuzz

I am not looking forward to sitting on a barstool for 3.5 hours tomorrow morning.

Turn it upside down, and you might like it ya homo.

**peachfuzz** · 03-02-2009, 12:15 AM

great idea chode. NOT!

:

**Chode Logan** · 03-02-2009, 12:16 AM

Tee hee.

**Reed** · 03-02-2009, 01:23 AM

Sleepy little whores

**Ernst** · 03-02-2009, 01:25 AM

Looks like T-MOS got promoted.

**Chode Logan** · 03-02-2009, 01:26 AM

Sup bitches.

**Ernst** · 03-02-2009, 01:35 AM

Lion's clomid solution is great for removing the skin from the back of your throat.

**Reed** · 03-02-2009, 01:42 AM

Its the choder

yep when am i getting my promotion

**amcon** · 03-02-2009, 01:57 AM

promothion to what?

**Ernst** · 03-02-2009, 03:33 AM

Reed has mod aspirations. Admin is aware of it too.

**chicmagnet** · 03-02-2009, 03:45 AM

Originally Posted by amcon

promothion to what?

From turtle to tortoise...

**RuhlFreak55** · 03-02-2009, 06:31 AM

Originally Posted by Reed

Phate have you ever seen liquid egg whites not pasteurized???

duhhhh the eggwhites that come out of the chicken....buying eggwhites in a separate container is much less cost effective than just separating them yourself

**RuhlFreak55** · 03-02-2009, 06:49 AM

pfft...callin ME dumb??? lets see you do ANY type of even simple derivatives and integrals reedy.

**Dukkit** · 03-02-2009, 07:10 AM

im here

we got a ish load of snow last night

wish i lived further from work so i could call off

but i live 1 min away

shit

**scibble** · 03-02-2009, 07:16 AM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

pfft...callin ME dumb??? lets see you do ANY type of even simple derivatives and integrals reedy.

that's knowledge and not intelligence...as i am sure you are well aware, young Ruhlster von der bulster.

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

im here

we got a ish load of snow last night

wish i lived further from work so i could call off

but i live 1 min away

shit

hey dukkle,

no snow here but suddenly became dam cold, like 12 now.

had to call and have all my appointments cancelled today. Darvocet does not help much. gonna get another doc to write me Vicodin.

actually the worst part is getting in and out of bed, or in/out of a car.

i was able to have nookie in right lateral decubitus position

**scibble** · 03-02-2009, 07:17 AM

i know the integral of 'e' raised to power 'x' with respect to 'x'

i know the derivative too

**scibble** · 03-02-2009, 07:20 AM

i was thinking of making a comic strip based upon the characters on the whore thread. that would be fun!

**Ernst** · 03-02-2009, 07:32 AM

Insomnia is a bitch. It's 5:30 in the goddamn morning. Can I please go to sleep now?

one more week one more week one more week one more week one more week one more week

Then: Spring Break! Week off! Yay!

**RuhlFreak55** · 03-02-2009, 07:52 AM

Originally Posted by scibble

i know the integral of 'e' raised to power 'x' with respect to 'x'

i know the derivative too

as do I lol.....it's the easiest one!!!

**RuhlFreak55** · 03-02-2009, 07:53 AM

Originally Posted by scibble

i was thinking of making a comic strip based upon the characters on the whore thread. that would be fun!

dare i ask what that would be like?

**RuhlFreak55** · 03-02-2009, 07:57 AM

well this is day 3 of no working out.....i don't think i'll last much longer....

***D7M*** · 03-02-2009, 08:01 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

im here

we got a ish load of snow last night

wish i lived further from work so i could call off

but i live 1 min away

shit

we got a shit load of it here, too

it sucks

**Dukkit** · 03-02-2009, 08:03 AM

hmmm

**Dukkit** · 03-02-2009, 08:03 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

Insomnia is a bitch. It's 5:30 in the goddamn morning. Can I please go to sleep now?

one more week one more week one more week one more week one more week one more week

Then: Spring Break! Week off! Yay!

bummer man

**Dukkit** · 03-02-2009, 08:04 AM

Originally Posted by scibble

hey dukkle,

no snow here but suddenly became dam cold, like 12 now.

had to call and have all my appointments cancelled today. Darvocet does not help much. gonna get another doc to write me Vicodin.

actually the worst part is getting in and out of bed, or in/out of a car.

i was able to have nookie in right lateral decubitus position

at least your still capable of gettin laid

***El Diablo*** · 03-02-2009, 08:05 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

hmmm

Coffee?

**novastepp** · 03-02-2009, 08:15 AM

**RuhlFreak55** · 03-02-2009, 08:15 AM

Originally Posted by *El Diablo*

Coffee?

south africa nice? i knew someone from there, she said it was sweet.....

**novastepp** · 03-02-2009, 08:15 AM

Originally Posted by scibble

i was thinking of making a comic strip based upon the characters on the whore thread. that would be fun!

would be fun, and im sure i wouldnt get mention since im not even cool enough to be in your avy.

hooker.

**scibble** · 03-02-2009, 08:16 AM

Originally Posted by scibble

"girl, i'm a tellin you fer the last tom. we just gots ta leev this place. this town is too small fer either of us! somethin better is out there, just a waitin! come with me"

"ah told you, ah caint go! this little town is muh lahf. it's all ah've ever known. you go on ahed now, ya hear? i just wasnt meant to go chasin for the fahner thangs, like lectricity and indoor plumbin. ah am a small town gal and ah'll dah a small town gal. one day ah'l marry a hansome trucker who will beat me out of pure luuuuuuv"

i like it. needs a new audience. Excerpt from Roomie and Me, the untold story of Ernst, Double Day, 2009

**novastepp** · 03-02-2009, 08:17 AM

retinal detachment

**scibble** · 03-02-2009, 08:17 AM

Originally Posted by novastepp

would be fun, and im sure i wouldnt get mention since im not even cool enough to be in your avy.

hooker.

oh shit, you are SO!

i'm a put you in you love muffin

**Dukkit** · 03-02-2009, 08:18 AM

fella's

**novastepp** · 03-02-2009, 08:18 AM

Originally Posted by scibble

oh shit, you are SO!

i'm a put you in you love muffin

i didnt notice what ur avy was until i took a closer look. coolest one to date for sure.

**Dukkit** · 03-02-2009, 08:19 AM

i got mine, so you betta get yours

got myself a gun

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