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  1. 03-04-2009, 05:07 PM #2081
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    Why am I angry...but not angry...but sad...but angry...but not angry...but damn pissed?


    Why does part of me wants to devour a few chocolate bars...yet the other part of me wants to work harder at my workouts to get that damn killer body?
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    Why do I all of a sudden have this strong urge for a booty call?

    What's a good post breakup song for me to listen to?
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    Why am I depressed?
    Why can't I fast forward time?
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    Do men actually like that "quief sound" i.e. vaginal fart (I'm not sure if I'm using the right term)?

    Can a woman ever be "too" wet when doing the nasty? (Hahaha, the nasty,...I just had to say it)
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    Why do men like to see women or ask women to try to lick their own breasts?

    Why are some men so quiet in bed or quiet when they're having an orgasm or show no different facial expression when having an O?
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    Why does Brown Ninja ask the funniest questions?

    Is brown ninja trying to get my attention with his questions?
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    why do people associate 'roid rage with steroid use and hot hemorrhoids? Bad hemorrhoids can lead to rage.

    Is jbm a night owl?
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    Deep down, does jbm want to cyber with me?

    Do people still cyber in 2009?
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    Will lawstudent marry me?
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    When a man asks a woman how many men she's slept with, what's an acceptable answer?

    Is a 14yr age gap (man being older) really that bad?
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    Is DSM ever going to answer all of my questions?
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  12. 03-04-2009, 05:35 PM #2092
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    How many cheeseburgers can I eat in an hour?
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    How many cheeseburgers can you eat in an hour?
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    Mcdonalds or Burger King?
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    Why am I sooooo angry?
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    What would happen if I wrapped a plastic bag over my head?
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    Why do I hate wearing sweaters?
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    Is the guy in the buysteroids ad at the top of this site a real doctor?
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    Do you find snakes to be neat?
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    If a random person waves at you what do you do?
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    What goes through your mind if you pass by a hardware store and see a hammer on display?
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    Why do u have a bug a$$ mole on my a$$?
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    If a drink holder had the ability to talk what would it say?
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    What do you think of if you see a bottle of calamine lotion?
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    Whats your immediate reaction if a person hit you over the head with a chair?
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    What would the outcome if I tried to go matrix style up a flight of stairs?
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    Does julius caesar like caesar dressing?
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    Would you make love to Richard Simmons?
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    If a person writes an essay using red ink does it mean they are an angry person?
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    If a person uses blue ink to write an essay does it mean they are a sad person?
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    If a person uses green ink to write an essay does it mean they are a hippy?
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    Why doesn't santa just use a door when delivering gifts to all the little boys and girls around the world instead of a chimney? Won't he dirty up his clothes? How does he even fit? What if a fire is going? What if they don't even own a chimney? What if the vent is closed?
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    This is officially post number 800, should I go to Disney Land to celebrate?
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    What would be the first thing you would buy if you shopped at walmart?
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