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    Quote Originally Posted by seriousmass View Post
    It is.

    I literally just got home from the theater.

    the movie was like 3 hours long.. and WACK.

    honestly so lame. you get to see "the indestructible man's" dick like 1/2 the movie..

    awesome..
    not only did you watch his penis for a good part of the movie, it didn't stay still, it wiggled back and forth when he walked. His ass and body provided no comfort if you managed to keep your eyes off the prized.

    He did put a cod peice on when fighting in nam. I think it was cause the censors didn't want to show the wang when he was 50 feet tall. It would have taken up a good part of the screen...gross

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    not only did you watch his penis for a good part of the movie, it didn't stay still, it wiggled back and forth when he walked. His ass and body provided no comfort if you managed to keep your eyes off the prized.

    He did put a cod peice on when fighting in nam. I think it was cause the censors didn't want to show the wang when he was 50 feet tall. It would have taken up a good part of the screen...gross


    hahaha... i never even thought about that. that would be SOOOO funny if he was nude & like 40 feet tall.

    ... terrible movie. just terrible.

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