What part of Cali you from?
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What part of Cali you from?
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Send a female friend to your house to be like "Who are you? I'm his WIFE."
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lol, fresno.....u
"A Dukkit In The Making"
remind me never to accept a date with Kratos
LOL LOL
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Northbay. Just above Frisco.
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laugh it upOriginally Posted by ErnstHatAngst
anyway, I answered the phone
I feel like a dick...told her my mind was made up and I didn't want to talk
she told me she couldn't believe it and how much she liked me and blah blah blah
she said, so you never want to talk about it
I said no
Maybe I just won't go home for a few days
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You know that facebook fatboy is getting some tonight.
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doubtful, she had a pretty good explaination in her voicemail
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right on, I'm going to move soon cuz FRESNO FKN BLOWS!!
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Yeah it does.
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Well let's hear it!
"A Dukkit In The Making"
take bank chick back!
take her back
take her back
take her back !!!
it will be awesome make up sex !!!!!!
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apparently it's her cousin's wife's brother or something like that
whatever ho
keep it all in the family lol
Nah, I didn't say that...I'm just going to solve the problem by not talking to her.
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As far as I'm concerned my cousin's boyfriend's sister is up for grabs by yours truly if she's hot.
"A Dukkit In The Making"
dukkit says "we have a defcon 5 clinger psycho" hahahah
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No it won't. Are you nuts? It'll be "the relationship talk". Fcuk that. Run.
"A Dukkit In The Making"
nah, at this point all she wants to do is prove she is worthy and please him
"A Dukkit In The Making"
that's another reason to take her back: we can start a pool
put in the pot for awesome make up sex vs. the relationship talk.
i'll start first, $50 says awesome sex...
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if dukkit wants to say anything, he has to sign in and postwhore like the rest of us
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yup, that's what I decided
they aren't even blood, so I'm fine in being a dick
she can go play with her vibrator
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But awesome sex right off the bat? You know she'll want to talk first...
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3 gf's is way more drama then 1
I think I'm a saint for not stringing her along any longer
"A Dukkit In The Making"
(this is just hypothetical OK, forget this as actual recommendation)
but at first she'd just want a quick, "we OK?" talk at most. then she will feel such ungodly relief that she is still with him they would have the awesome sex. AFter wards would come the dreaded "relationship talk."
but as they say in bigger , stronger, faster, "those studies will never be performed"
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Ugh... 3x the girl drama.
That's a scary thought.
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"A Dukkit In The Making"
i can't see any farther than "mmmm....3 x the vagina!"
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I'm gonna go eat dinner at my parents house
One of her unattractive attruibutes from the start was that she lives in the same town as me.
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me either until it starts hitting the fani can't see any farther than "mmmm....3 x the vagina!"
I'll add in a new third soon
she's done, no negociations
"A Dukkit In The Making"
watch Kratos get to his parents house and his mother tells him as he walks in:
"K. there's a girl here to see you!!"
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3x the vagina? I'm sorry, but pussay is pussay. Unless they're in the same room at the same time I don't see a huge benefit to multiple women (okay so one can deep throat but otherwise she's got too shallow a pussay to really have fun with).
There's always one you like better than the others anyway, why not just choose her?
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"You didn't tell us you're going to be a father!"watch Kratos get to his parents house and his mother tells him as he walks in:
"K. there's a girl here to see you!!"
I feel accomplished
new ***** never gets old, it's as simple as that
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that's my sanctuary of solidude, and she doesn't know where it iswatch Kratos get to his parents house and his mother tells him as he walks in:
"K. there's a girl here to see you!!"
like supermans cave
up up and away
later ho's
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I can't disagree with that.
"A Dukkit In The Making"
later k.
ah....that was some fun... hehehe
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You just gave him an idea... K is staying at his parents' tonight.
"A Dukkit In The Making"
he'll have a fitful sleep, tossing and turning with the dreams of today's events
"it's not like you think ink ink ink..."
"don't you want to talk alk alk alk..."
"i like you you you...."
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."i'm prego rego rego goo go go go "
Last edited by scibble; 03-11-2009 at 04:35 PM.
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"Today I had drunk sex with a girl I barely knew. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "Be my baby's daddy!" I couldn't get out in time. Fcuk my life."
That site is soooo funny.
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Awesome pic. I think I recognize the artist's work from an old issue of Heavy Metal.
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eh, well.
i guess it's time for me to do something....like get some nookie in ...
ttyl
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