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  1. 03-17-2009, 11:47 AM #137641
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    This guy wants to fight me.

    I called one of my friends "babe", and her boyfriend is mad and thinks he is going to tear me apart.

    lol wtf...
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  2. 03-17-2009, 11:47 AM #137642
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    I'm going out tonight. For the first time in a long time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    E is marring.
    What am I disfiguring? ???
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    Quote Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx View Post
    This guy wants to fight me.

    I called one of my friends "babe", and her boyfriend is mad and thinks he is going to tear me apart.

    lol wtf...
    loser
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  6. 03-17-2009, 11:50 AM #137646
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    I'm going out tonight. For the first time in a long time.
    good

    put it in a hoes ass
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  7. 03-17-2009, 11:51 AM #137647
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    good

    put it in a hoes ass
    *in an IRISH hoes ass

    it is St Pattys day after all
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  8. 03-17-2009, 11:51 AM #137648
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    Thanks alot dukkit this is what happened to me from listening to you. I'm gonna get you banned from this website.


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    aww jesus IRONMAIDEN!!

    i just ate

    ugh.

    lol
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    whoooooores
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    You might want to pop that zit dude.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed View Post
    whoooooores
    and you got it bad for us

    workout went well?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    *in an IRISH hoes ass

    it is St Pattys day after all
    Hear, hear!
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    I cant even see it, can you help me out bro?
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    Egg white time. These give me farts fit for hunting large game.
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    my secretary asked why i wasnt wearing green. (she knows im mostly irish and scottish)

    and i said "cuz my body is covered in irish tattoos"... i dont need to wear no bloody green!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Egg white time. These give me farts fit for hunting large game.
    thats why your roomie cut you off


    your ass be stinking!!
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    i didn't go yet dukkit my freaking workout partner never picked up his phone.... and the little whiny kid gets mad when i forget about him and don't call.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Egg white time. These give me farts fit for hunting large game.
    ever try adding digestive enzymes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed View Post
    i didn't go yet dukkit my freaking workout partner never picked up his phone.... and the little whiny kid gets mad when i forget about him and don't call.....
    aint that some shit
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    Quote Originally Posted by ironmaiden708 View Post
    ever try adding digestive enzymes?
    Yep. I bought some bromelain recently. Nark recommended it.
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    And I drink some probiotic/inulin yogurt too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    aint that some shit
    bust his head
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    aww jesus IRONMAIDEN!!

    i just ate

    ugh.

    lol
    and I'm about to eat, can you not do that please
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  25. 03-17-2009, 12:25 PM #137665
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    haha

    sup kratos
    im eating again so im with ya on more then one level.
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    my work should pay for my food, if I just stayed in bed all day, I'd prolly save at least 50 bucks. When I'm up and awake, it seems like the money is just flowing out of my pocket all day.
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    Girl, I been shaking and acting a donkey tryna to get you and dat monkey
    Tryna to get you and dat monkey
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    my work should pay for my food, if I just stayed in bed all day, I'd prolly save at least 50 bucks. When I'm up and awake, it seems like the money is just flowing out of my pocket all day.
    my old job did use to pay for my food


    i cooked at restaurants and alll i did was eat. for free.

    steaks, salmon, chicken, all the good stuff. free. everyday.

    hmmm
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    my old job did use to pay for my food


    i cooked at restaurants and alll i did was eat. for free.

    steaks, salmon, chicken, all the good stuff. free. everyday.

    hmmm
    Yeah, I did that before, I got fat working at a rest
    the pay sucked so it ='s out
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    cooking food in summer is a sweaty propostition
    the meat thermometer on the line would often be reading 120-140, I'm guessing that's what the air temp was since it was just sitting there not near a heat source
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    I'ma put my bid in and tell you something slick
    Whisper in your ear while I'm holding my dick
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    I need to get up in some guts and find some walls to tear down
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    what's the difference between st. patricks day and martain luther king day?
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    ^on st. patricks day everyone wishes they were irish^
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    hey guys
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    Off to class

    Have a good St. Paddy's guys.
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    see the face on my watch?

    now put your face on my cock.
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    im an Alpha Male

    your a Beta Male

    lol

    some black dude used to scream that in the gym during my time in the slammer.
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