'Official Postwhore Thread'

**Kratos** · 03-17-2009, 03:43 PM

just brushed my teeth to go meet up with psych chick
my toothbush was under soap dispenser, and for sure got some soap on it somehow
didn't realize until I put it in my mouth
soap isn't the best thing to eat before meating up with a chick
hope I don't get a bad case of the mudd butt

**scibble** · 03-17-2009, 03:45 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

my brain hurt after sitting through watchmen
the big blue penis didn't help either
the smoke ride with my friends on the way to the theater made me impatient with that movie I think, but it usually makes movies better so I'm gonna give it a thumbs down.

if it's the smoke ride i think you mean, that would make me im-patient during a movie. i was in 'the Dam' and we went to cheech and chong's coffee house, popped Up in Smoke in the video, and i couldn't even sit through THAT

but yeah, the big blue schlong was in my face. i think it was even in dukk's face.

**Chode Logan** · 03-17-2009, 03:48 PM

Watching movies not-high is silly.

And kratos, I was gonna drop the cervix bomb but you earned it.

**Kratos** · 03-17-2009, 03:50 PM

the smoke ride was just the car ride to the movies with some of my guy friends...we were passing around a 'tobacco' pipe.

**Chode Logan** · 03-17-2009, 03:56 PM

Were you smoking each other?

Up where I'm from we don't watch movies without hitting "tobacco". A bunch of useless liberal hippies. I love it.

**Chode Logan** · 03-17-2009, 03:58 PM

And roids are legal muahahahahhahahahah juice and dope, juice and dope.

I've had too much coffee.

**Kratos** · 03-17-2009, 03:59 PM

smoking each other?
is that like cock smoking? no never that
we were smoking a glass tobacco pipe and one of my buddies filled it up with tobacco

**Chode Logan** · 03-17-2009, 04:00 PM

Yeah, cock smoking haha.

Was the tobacco green?

**Kratos** · 03-17-2009, 04:01 PM

what's fun at your age is still fun at 29 even though I'm an old head

**Kratos** · 03-17-2009, 04:01 PM

it was magical tobacco, it made me feel real loose like a long necked goose

**Kratos** · 03-17-2009, 04:02 PM

my ho decided she needed to go to the grocery store today, that's why I'm still chillin

**Kratos** · 03-17-2009, 04:04 PM

food should be like booz but instead of being over 21 to buy it, you should have to have a penis
or a signed shopping list from your bf showing consent to eveything you buy

**Kratos** · 03-17-2009, 04:05 PM

steak and beer
I'll sign that list for her

cookies, candy cakes, icecream and twinkies ...nope entry to store denied

**Chode Logan** · 03-17-2009, 04:06 PM

Chicks suck at stuff.

I'm off to the gym, love you whores. smooches. Fags.

***D7M*** · 03-17-2009, 05:53 PM

Milfs.

that is all.

**Phate** · 03-17-2009, 05:58 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

food should be like booz but instead of being over 21 to buy it, you should have to have a penis
or a signed shopping list from your bf showing consent to eveything you buy

isn't that the opposite of what happens when you get married, except it's not just limited to the shopping list

**luxifer93** · 03-17-2009, 06:13 PM

I'm torn, start drinking beer or go to the gym

***D7M*** · 03-17-2009, 06:15 PM

Originally Posted by luxifer93

I'm torn, start drinking beer or go to the gym

pffft.

what's there to be torn about?

go to the gym and kick some ass!

**luxifer93** · 03-17-2009, 06:17 PM

**Chode Logan** · 03-17-2009, 06:30 PM

**** beer

**4motionr32** · 03-17-2009, 07:00 PM

beer is my protein

**Reed** · 03-17-2009, 07:24 PM

I am huge the rest of you wannabes are tiny

**kloter1** · 03-17-2009, 08:07 PM

in pct right now.

**IM708** · 03-17-2009, 09:20 PM

I'm practicing skiing

**jbm** · 03-17-2009, 09:22 PM

Be careful bro! it's slippery...
specially inside the house!

**Kratos** · 03-17-2009, 10:09 PM

Originally Posted by Reed

I am huge the rest of you wannabes are tiny

snuck that one in there little man

**Phate** · 03-17-2009, 10:13 PM

Originally Posted by 4motionr32

beer is my protein

i hope you're kidding, lol, most beer has around 1g of protein per 12oz, so unless you have a liver the size of kratos's ego, you'll be dead before you get to a good amount of protein, not to mention broke

**Kratos** · 03-17-2009, 10:16 PM

Originally Posted by Phate

i hope you're kidding, lol, most beer has around 1g of protein per 12oz, so unless you have a liver the size of kratos's ego, you'll be dead before you get to a good amount of protein, not to mention broke

he wouldn't need one nearly that big

**Reed** · 03-17-2009, 11:45 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

snuck that one in there little man

Yes I did

I'm hhhhhhuuuuuuuuggggggggeeeeeeee

**Narkissos** · 03-18-2009, 12:42 AM

Originally Posted by Reed

I'ma go with his joints will be burnt out before that.....

I can't believe someone who thinks he is a freak of nature has been focusing on bodybuilding for how many years now and STILL hasn't been on stage.... most true freaks at his age already have their national card by now.
i have a feeling something will come up this year and he won't make it......

seems to happen to people that hype themselves up so much then they all of a sudden break something etc.... seen that with a few that are worshipped my internet groupies haha

**Narkissos** · 03-18-2009, 12:45 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

stick to the leg press and when you squat keep the weight light and focus on your form. Squats have been good for my knees I think, just don't go past parallel and avoid the shear. Avoid leg extensions.

Very solid advice.

I squat mainly for maintenance now.

My hips and knees are shit.

**Chode Logan** · 03-18-2009, 12:54 AM

whores

**jbm** · 03-18-2009, 02:00 AM

Good Morning Fellas!

**luxifer93** · 03-18-2009, 03:34 AM

Wussup whores? Glad St' Pat's day is outta the way, no more distractions for a couple weeks! You guys behave yourselves?

**jbm** · 03-18-2009, 04:11 AM

**Reed** · 03-18-2009, 05:59 AM

good morning my whores.....

welcome to my life..... sleep for 8 hrs straight yeah pffft right

**Dukkit** · 03-18-2009, 06:15 AM

reed...

i sleep 8-9 hours every night

i love it.

oh and GOOD MORNING MY ROOKIE WHORES!!

**Dukkit** · 03-18-2009, 06:48 AM

hmmm

just finished my coffee

and no one else is around

*sniff sniff*

**scibble** · 03-18-2009, 07:06 AM

ha!! *ima gonna call you "sniffles" !

**scibble** · 03-18-2009, 07:10 AM

i have a fruit fly problem.

so the kid forgets to close the bag of bread, now i have to throw out the loaf cause there're flies in the bread

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