Im a ***** Plz Read LOL

**Deltasaurus** · 03-19-2009, 02:14 PM

ahahaha god im a ***** LOL,
I will throw up more than 300lbs on Bench,**** your girl and Laugh in your face about it and break your arm if you wanna fight over,I will Burn your ****ing house down if you **** with me or my friends.
All of this is pretty common knowledge if you know me the slightest bit.
LOL but im scared to Death of ****ING SPIDERS LOL i mean a little itty bitty spider and ill scream like a 8 year old girl HAHA omg this shit crack me up.
I ****ing Scored 138 on an IQ Test and will read a book in a night,Be dedicated enough to weight train week after week, Train Jiu-Jitsu 5 days a week and i wont miss a single meal, But i Dont even have my ****ing Drivers License HAHA Omg this shit cracks me up, I mean I had passed my written and had my permit all last years and never took the behind the wheel. I own 2 cars as well LOL I mean Its ****ing pathetic though really. Its ****ing hilarious how dedicated and committed and driven I can be but then not have a License.LOL
Im Strong enough to Bench 300lbs but not Strong enough to go back to School LOL.
Ill burn your house down after ibeat your ass but ill scream like a bitch if a spider runs across my feet.
I choked out a cop in class that out weighed me by 40lbs but i cant even being to even get in a fight cuz if i hurt someone ill goto prison for 4 years, That just makes me Smile its just funny to me.
I love it though everyones a ****ing tuff guy and rock their "Im a Baddass Image" but i know a 17 year old kid who will hand them their ****ing ass in 30seconds, so I remember im not that tuff theres a 17year old 150lbs kid in Grass Valley who would beat my ****ing ass will no effort what so ever LOL.

I cant stand money too. I mean its slightly essential to are lives and society but it has become a god to most people and it was to me for some time, But its ****ing paper and people give their lives for this shit. I mean shit you gotta eat and have clothes on your back but thats it, **** your Big Screen TV, and your 22inch Rims and your Fake Tits, Please tell me how thats essential ****ing Media and western Society has everyones mind so ****ing warped that people dont now down from up.
Like everyone is supposed to drive a Escalade or a Audi for whatever practical reason, And Girl supposed to have Huge Fake tits,Blue eyes and Blond hair hahaha yeah right.
Guys are supposed to all be ****ing cage fighter millionares and rockstars and athletes with shredded abs and 18inch arms haha get ****ing real. Sigh........Materialism, Its funny shit really.
But it will all continue Goto Work,Pull a lever, Push a button,Run up your credit card,Swim in Debt, Die never owning your house LOL
im already paying my house off lol $443,284.26 thats what a quadraplex in the auburn greens costs LOL

But yeah back to me, ahhhhh......**** it, thats enough of a rant for today ladies and gentle men.
Ill leave you with a few quotes though b4 i go

1.Never Trust anyone who puts anything besides a Finger up their nose.

2.Its your Life,Live it how you want

3,Its mind over matter,I dont matter if you dont mind

And Even ****ing Monkey Fall Out of Tree's
its all baby shit ok....get up,dust your self off, and keep going.
Dont Forget though Im a ***** LOL
and you aint that tough i know a 17year old who will kick your ass, So chill out.
and you Aint that Rich cuz you cant buy me, So burn your Money and maybe it will open your eyes

Get Busy Living or Get Busy Dying.

~Aj

oh yeah any feed back is appreciated, Oh and Fvck Punction and Grammer!!!

**Deltasaurus** · 03-19-2009, 02:41 PM

no bueno eh?

**CMPD213** · 03-19-2009, 03:14 PM

What happened to make you go off on a rant like this ?

**MuscleScience** · 03-19-2009, 03:20 PM

I am not sure what the fack your talking about, but I think someone needs to take their meds.......LOL

**Mooseman33** · 03-19-2009, 03:20 PM

i love it man....

but you should really tell us how u feel....

**Ernst** · 03-19-2009, 03:43 PM

Time to talk to your doctor about changing the dose.

**higherdesire** · 03-19-2009, 03:47 PM

A to thu mutha friggin jay baby! I have no idea what you just said but right on man!

**Bojangles69** · 03-19-2009, 03:47 PM

This thread has manifested by the same catalyst you scorn other people for reacting to, breast implants, 22 rims, money... all for *attention*

This thread, yep you guessed it, attention.

**higherdesire** · 03-19-2009, 03:48 PM

By the way, when you wake up, bite the dog that bit you, and once the fog wears off, call us back and explian thyself.

**ni4ni** · 03-19-2009, 04:21 PM

Hey bro excellent remarks!!
Now for the translation=....

**Deltasaurus** · 03-19-2009, 04:55 PM

i dunno i was just ranting LOL sometimes i say things that make no sense LOL
uh i was just some stuff on my mind and no where else to put it, it was here or craigs list and i live here so here it is.

**Deltasaurus** · 03-19-2009, 04:57 PM

Originally Posted by Bojangles69

This thread has manifested by the same catalyst you scorn other people for reacting to, breast implants, 22 rims, money... all for *attention*

This thread, yep you guessed it, attention.

i didnt post this for attention i posted it before i was posting it somewhere else for feedback, There are alot of things that matter to me in laugh and being the center of attention is not one of them

**scottythebody** · 03-19-2009, 05:00 PM

Let's see some you bangin someone elses chick and then breaking his arm and burning his house down pics

**higherdesire** · 03-19-2009, 05:04 PM

OMG can we get the chiggidy-check please?

**T_Own** · 03-19-2009, 05:07 PM

i don't see the point of it, probably because i stopped reading after the first half paragraph.

the sheer number of ************************* distracted me from the deeper message that sounds like i like to brag. besides that, what was the point? to tell us you don't like spiders? fck yeah, i hate them too, but i won't go off telling everyone else my strong points to get that message across LOL

**ni4ni** · 03-19-2009, 05:13 PM

Originally Posted by A2thej2008

i dunno i was just ranting LOL sometimes i say things that make no sense LOL

excellent job!

**Matt** · 03-19-2009, 05:16 PM

**ni4ni** · 03-19-2009, 05:17 PM

wtf?

**Rockstar1990** · 03-19-2009, 05:21 PM

your crazy dude!

**spywizard** · 03-19-2009, 05:25 PM

Originally Posted by MAD MATT

**Deltasaurus** · 03-19-2009, 05:26 PM

ok there first set of ***** is Pus-y and the rest are pretty much the F word.
i just wanted to knw what someone else thought.
and im on parole for burning a Quadraplex down that i now have to pay for.
umm..... I dunno man i wasnt posting it for attention or deep feed back i really dont know why i posted it except i wanted to vocalize it but have no one to talk to.
Everyone loves me
but no one calls me unless they want something
very few people call me to just chill and hangout.
i fell like a wussy that i choked out a cop in class and bench 300+ but im scared of spiders and i mean the Scare the shit outta me,
And im so commited to my body and lifestyle yet im 21 with no drivers license LOL

i dunno its all good
Even Monkeys fall out of Tree's

**ni4ni** · 03-19-2009, 05:31 PM

now that makes alot more sense

**Deltasaurus** · 03-19-2009, 05:36 PM

oh yeah i burned down the building when i was 17 because earlier that night the owner who was asleeping in the building when i burned it hit my 16 year old best friend in the head with a rock almost killing him and i flipped my wig and a screw went loose.

**T_Own** · 03-19-2009, 05:46 PM

Originally Posted by A2thej2008

ok there first set of ***** is Pus-y and the rest are pretty much the F word.
i just wanted to knw what someone else thought.
and im on parole for burning a Quadraplex down that i now have to pay for.
umm..... I dunno man i wasnt posting it for attention or deep feed back i really dont know why i posted it except i wanted to vocalize it but have no one to talk to.
Everyone loves me
but no one calls me unless they want something
very few people call me to just chill and hangout.
i fell like a wussy that i choked out a cop in class and bench 300+ but im scared of spiders and i mean the Scare the shit outta me,
And im so commited to my body and lifestyle yet im 21 with no drivers license LOL

i dunno its all good
Even Monkeys fall out of Tree's

like i said, i stopped reading, but i don't think you're alone in that one. i HATE spiders, and despise almost every bug in the world. most don't "scare" me, but they gross me out. if one walks on me, i flip out

idk why you don't have your license, it costs like $10 in PA, and if you get caught without it, your fcked. i've had mine since i was 16 and 7 months

***FireGuy*** · 03-20-2009, 09:34 AM

Damn, and all this time I thought you were a nice guy!

**Dukkit** · 03-20-2009, 09:39 AM

sounds like me back in my younger days

glad we were able to get to know you better AJ

welcome to the real world.

**scerpico22** · 03-20-2009, 09:57 AM

**Deltasaurus** · 03-20-2009, 10:15 AM

LOL i love this place

**Dukkit** · 03-20-2009, 10:22 AM

Originally Posted by A2thej2008

LOL i love this place

and it loves you, you sexy bee-yotch!!

**Brown Ninja** · 03-20-2009, 10:35 AM

I question how tough a 15 year old
Could be. Does he wear Affliction?

**Deltasaurus** · 03-20-2009, 10:42 AM

he's a purple belt(Enough Said) and is competing at the Worlds this year and Pan-Ams this month and he's 17
BTW he's been purple for about 18months or longer

**Brown Ninja** · 03-20-2009, 10:55 AM

can he take a punch?
That is very impressive at that age. Does he enjoy the sport or is he considering mma?

**CHAP** · 03-20-2009, 11:58 AM

Xanex is what the doc gave me for your condition!

**Deltasaurus** · 03-20-2009, 12:27 PM

Originally Posted by Brown Ninja

can he take a punch?
That is very impressive at that age. Does he enjoy the sport or is he considering mma?

not sure if he can take a punch so far he has devoted most of his time strictly to BJJ but i know he does take Muay Thai but this kid is insane on the ground though his older brothers are monster too almost purple belts but he whoops them on the ground

**WARMachine** · 03-20-2009, 03:16 PM

he's a purple belt(Enough Said) and is competing at the Worlds this year and Pan-Ams this month and he's 17
BTW he's been purple for about 18months or longer

Highly unlikely.

You must be 16 to be promoted to a blue belt. If hes 17, i highly doubt hes good enough to be promoted to purple within a year.

PM me his name.

btw, you doing Pan Ams brother?

**Gears** · 03-20-2009, 04:13 PM

You're going to fck my girl and break my arm?

**big daddy k de** · 03-22-2009, 03:30 PM

hmmm ars very own Greg Valentino

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