'Official Postwhore Thread'

**luxifer93** · 03-20-2009, 03:49 AM

Don't tell me you fell for the oldest trick in the book and got married

**jbm** · 03-20-2009, 03:49 AM

wanna fvck other women! it's been 2 years!

**jbm** · 03-20-2009, 03:50 AM

Married for 2 years now!

**luxifer93** · 03-20-2009, 03:50 AM

Is this getting old

?

**luxifer93** · 03-20-2009, 03:51 AM

You need to get some strange

**jbm** · 03-20-2009, 03:52 AM

lolol! sex life is shit when your wife is pregnant!

**luxifer93** · 03-20-2009, 03:54 AM

As least you can drop loads like bombs and not worry about any more kids

**luxifer93** · 03-20-2009, 03:55 AM

I thought you had the asian hooker connect?

**jbm** · 03-20-2009, 03:56 AM

Bro 6 months pregnant! stomach is already big!

**luxifer93** · 03-20-2009, 03:58 AM

Is this your first kid?

**jbm** · 03-20-2009, 03:59 AM

Yup and I hope it's a boy.

**luxifer93** · 03-20-2009, 04:02 AM

Well, a friend of mine gave me some advice that I will always remember, find a girl you really like, marry her, and cheat on her. Only way a marriage will survive.

**luxifer93** · 03-20-2009, 04:03 AM

Hopefully Kats not watching us

**jbm** · 03-20-2009, 04:03 AM

Cheat on her! I'll take your advice Lux maybe in the future... lolol!

**luxifer93** · 03-20-2009, 04:09 AM

You figure out a custom title yet?

**jbm** · 03-20-2009, 04:09 AM

LOLOL! oh! Lux gotta go!
gonna teach my sister to drive!

**jbm** · 03-20-2009, 04:12 AM

LOLOL! oh! Lux gotta go!
gonna teach my sister to drive!

**luxifer93** · 03-20-2009, 04:13 AM

That outta be fun

**jbm** · 03-20-2009, 04:20 AM

...............

**luxifer93** · 03-20-2009, 04:29 AM

**luxifer93** · 03-20-2009, 04:46 AM

Great, now I gotta babysit this whore myself

**luxifer93** · 03-20-2009, 05:30 AM

It's 3:30AM, I've squandered away enough of my life here today, time for some rest.

**IM708** · 03-20-2009, 07:07 AM

**Dukkit** · 03-20-2009, 07:49 AM

hahah

wow.... you just made my entire day ironmaiden!!!

lol

**scibble** · 03-20-2009, 07:56 AM

hey ho yo ho

friday off and good to go

gotta take a shit

**Phate** · 03-20-2009, 07:57 AM

Originally Posted by ironmaiden708

wow

you just ruined my day, lol, jk bro

how're my whores on this fine morning

**RuhlFreak55** · 03-20-2009, 07:57 AM

WARMACHINE......yep yep

**IM708** · 03-20-2009, 07:58 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

hahah

wow.... you just made my entire day ironmaiden!!!

lol

The reason I am here is to ensure your happiness.

**Dukkit** · 03-20-2009, 07:59 AM

Originally Posted by scibble

hey ho yo ho

friday off and good to go

gotta take a shit

sup buddy!! enjoy that dump

Originally Posted by Phate

wow

you just ruined my day, lol, jk bro

how're my whores on this fine morning

hello my fellow whore, im wonderful

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

WARMACHINE......yep yep

huh?

Originally Posted by ironmaiden708

The reason I am here is to ensure your happiness.

aww, shucks.

lol

**Dukkit** · 03-20-2009, 08:00 AM

it fukkin snowed here last night

only like half inch and its all melting away now

but it was 65 degrees 2 days ago

and now its snowing. will spring just fukkin arrive already!!!

i wanna see short shorts!!!!

**IM708** · 03-20-2009, 08:01 AM

Originally Posted by Phate

wow

you just ruined my day, lol, jk bro

how're my whores on this fine morning

It's sunny outside, it's friday so no school, im gettin my gear today, I'm improving my whore status. Sounds like a good day.

**RuhlFreak55** · 03-20-2009, 08:02 AM

hahah all my neighbors are gone already....ROCK THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Dukkit** · 03-20-2009, 08:02 AM

Originally Posted by ironmaiden708

It's sunny outside, it's friday so no school, im gettin my gear today, I'm improving my whore status. Sounds like a good day.

oh im jealous

your day sounds fabulous

im working. then gym. then tanning, then off to see "i love you man" with one of my chicks

**RuhlFreak55** · 03-20-2009, 08:04 AM

If you've got a match....then we've a got the gas!!!

**IM708** · 03-20-2009, 08:05 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

oh im jealous

your day sounds fabulous

im working. then gym. then tanning, then off to see "i love you man" with one of my chicks

never heard of it. Some chick flick for something?

**Dukkit** · 03-20-2009, 08:06 AM

Originally Posted by ironmaiden708

never heard of it. Some chick flick for something?

lol

not at all

google it.
its funny as shit

**RuhlFreak55** · 03-20-2009, 08:07 AM

alright people, welcome to the show
are you ready to rock, are you ready to goo?

**Dukkit** · 03-20-2009, 08:08 AM

Let's watch this city burn
From the skylines on top the world
Til there's nothing left of her
Let's watch this city burn the world

So come on and grab your children, look out for burning buildings
And villains who pillage, they're killin' by the millions
And billions of people die for a lost cause
So now I pray to my nation destroyed under God

(It's the end of the world)
All my battles have been won but the war has just begun

{CHORUS}

This city looks so pretty do you wanna burn it with me?
Til the skies bleed ashes and this fukkin' sky crashes
They catch us with matches, ignite the flame
And all the hopes of a youth deemed ****in' insane, they say:

**Phate** · 03-20-2009, 08:08 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

it fukkin snowed here last night

only like half inch and its all melting away now

but it was 65 degrees 2 days ago

and now its snowing. will spring just fukkin arrive already!!!

i wanna see short shorts!!!!

that sux bro, i was doin motox all yesterday

Originally Posted by ironmaiden708

It's sunny outside, it's friday so no school, im gettin my gear today, I'm improving my whore status. Sounds like a good day.

badass bro, lucky

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

hahah all my neighbors are gone already....ROCK THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you go ahead and rock the house....without any girls

**Dukkit** · 03-20-2009, 08:10 AM

oh yeah. phate was riding some moto x. very cool

im gonna go skydiving soon. or ill try. money is tight

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