'Official Postwhore Thread'

**IM708** · 03-31-2009, 08:36 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

between never knowing my father
not seeing my mother for 7 years or so
being raised by an abusive controllin step dad
moving out on my own when i was 16
never living anywhere more then 2 years in my entire life
drug addiction
drinking
drug dealing
jail
fights
whoring

i have plenty of excuses as to why i am the way i am

and i like who i am

All you need to do is win the lottery and you're set for life.

**Ernst** · 03-31-2009, 08:39 AM

Originally Posted by ironmaiden708

All you need to do is win the lottery and you're set for life.

My friend tells me I'm the only person she knows for whom money truly could buy happiness.

**swol_je** · 03-31-2009, 08:40 AM

whats up whores!!!

**IM708** · 03-31-2009, 08:41 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

My friend tells me I'm the only person she knows for whom money truly could buy happiness.

It's ok to be shallow

. You need to translate that metaphor for me!

**Dukkit** · 03-31-2009, 08:49 AM

Originally Posted by swol_je

whats up whores!!!

holla for a dolla son!!

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

My friend tells me I'm the only person she knows for whom money truly could buy happiness.

oh oh me too!!

my day just got fukked

huge shipment just came in and i gotta process it

boooo!!!! i quit

**Ernst** · 03-31-2009, 08:52 AM

That sucks. If it makes you feel any better I have to go to math class later. 2 hours in there is torture. I sit there and imagine that that hell must be just a never-ending math class.

**IM708** · 03-31-2009, 08:56 AM

I must depart, I need to do an essay that due @ 2. Only 3 more pages to go... fvckin teacher.

Anyone here understand cultural mythology???????

**Ernst** · 03-31-2009, 08:56 AM

Originally Posted by ironmaiden708

You need to translate that metaphor for me!

What? Predators pick off the weak (antelopes with daddy issues lol). Whatever can't keep up with the rest of the herd. It's nature's way.

**Ernst** · 03-31-2009, 08:57 AM

Originally Posted by ironmaiden708

I must depart, I need to do an essay that due @ 2. Only 3 more pages to go... fvckin teacher.

Anyone here understand cultural mythology???????

What's your quandary?

**swol_je** · 03-31-2009, 08:59 AM

Right now I am doing fitness testing on all of the workers in the hospital. Some of these fat ass nurses are redickulous

**AnimalGear** · 03-31-2009, 09:00 AM

too much smoke and too much coke

**Ernst** · 03-31-2009, 09:00 AM

Why are you doing fitness test on hospital employees?

**Ernst** · 03-31-2009, 09:01 AM

Originally Posted by AnimalGear

too much smoke and too much coke

I love that song.

**IM708** · 03-31-2009, 09:05 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

What? Predators pick off the weak (antelopes with daddy issues lol). Whatever can't keep up with the rest of the herd. It's nature's way.

Oh thanks, makes me feel real good about myself

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

What's your quandary?

I have to take an ad and analyze it and talk about what stereotypes of culture are in the ad. I have to then relate it to social identity (gender, age, class, sexuality, sexual orientation). Ex If the ad presents the ideal sexual orientation to be a hetersexual relationship I need to discuss it, Gender power relationships (women being submissive to men), etc stupid bullshit

**Dukkit** · 03-31-2009, 09:05 AM

Originally Posted by ironmaiden708

I must depart, I need to do an essay that due @ 2. Only 3 more pages to go... fvckin teacher.

Anyone here understand cultural mythology???????

nope but good luck. lol

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

What? Predators pick off the weak (antelopes with daddy issues lol). Whatever can't keep up with the rest of the herd. It's nature's way.

its how the world turns

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

That sucks. If it makes you feel any better I have to go to math class later. 2 hours in there is torture. I sit there and imagine that that hell must be just a never-ending math class.

ew.. i sooo hate math

Originally Posted by swol_je

Right now I am doing fitness testing on all of the workers in the hospital. Some of these fat ass nurses are redickulous

haha, ive dated a few nurses and met their fat coworkers
youd think all that walking they do would help

Originally Posted by AnimalGear

too much smoke and too much coke

story of my life... minus the smoke. hahah

**swol_je** · 03-31-2009, 09:06 AM

Im helping with the Employee Wellness Screenings.

**swol_je** · 03-31-2009, 09:06 AM

so such thing as too much coke

**IM708** · 03-31-2009, 09:07 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

haha, ive dated a few nurses and met their fat coworkers
youd think all that walking they do would help

They eat quadruple fatass burgers to ensure all the effects of walking are negated.

**swol_je** · 03-31-2009, 09:07 AM

diet coke

**Ernst** · 03-31-2009, 09:08 AM

Originally Posted by ironmaiden708

I have to take an ad and analyze it and talk about what stereotypes of culture are in the ad. I have to then relate it to social identity (gender, age, class, sexuality, sexual orientation). Ex If the ad presents the ideal sexual orientation to be a hetersexual relationship I need to discuss it, Gender power relationships (women being submissive to men), etc stupid bullshit

Sounds fun and easy.

**IM708** · 03-31-2009, 09:09 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

Sounds fun and easy.

Bro, you're a complete fruitcake if you find typing essays to be fun

**Ernst** · 03-31-2009, 09:09 AM

Want an easy ad to pick apart?

"A Diamond is Forever."
You have basically every cultural mythology right there. BAM!

**Ernst** · 03-31-2009, 09:10 AM

Originally Posted by ironmaiden708

Bro, you're a complete fruitcake if you find typing essays to be fun

Already aced the highest level of English possible. Beats the crap out of Math.

**Dukkit** · 03-31-2009, 09:12 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

Already aced the highest level of English possible. Beats the crap out of Math.

most def

i thoroughly enjoyed english and history classes.... math and science though... not so much

**IM708** · 03-31-2009, 09:14 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

Want an easy ad to pick apart?

"A Diamond is Forever."
You have basically every cultural mythology right there. BAM!

Where can I find this ad, I'll use it for my next one.

**Ernst** · 03-31-2009, 09:17 AM

Originally Posted by ironmaiden708

Where can I find this ad, I'll use it for my next one.

YouTube has some of the TV commercials, and magazine ads abound. What cave on Mars have you been in that you don't know what I'm talking about? Bad consumer!

**IM708** · 03-31-2009, 09:19 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

YouTube has some of the TV commercials, and magazine ads abound. What cave on Mars have you been in that you don't know what I'm talking about? Bad consumer!

Oh THAT commercial, yeah that should be pretty easy. Oldie

Have you watched brokeback mountain to analyse it for all its beauty?

**Ernst** · 03-31-2009, 09:21 AM

Yeah right. I'd rather stay outside with a pack of vicious starving wolves than even take refuge in a theater where that movie was playing.

**Dukkit** · 03-31-2009, 09:22 AM

im gonna eat

**IM708** · 03-31-2009, 09:23 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

Yeah right. I'd rather stay outside with a pack of vicious starving wolves than even take refuge in a theater where that movie was playing.

I find my professor to be odd for this. He said he watched that movie and found it to be not that good/overrated. Said the whole taboo aspect of the movie is what gave it such high reviews from critics and such. Says people look ugly naked (somewhat agree depending on the person...).

**Dukkit** · 03-31-2009, 09:28 AM

my body hurts

**Ernst** · 03-31-2009, 09:29 AM

Originally Posted by ironmaiden708

I find my professor to be odd for this. He said he watched that movie and found it to be not that good/overrated. Said the whole taboo aspect of the movie is what gave it such high reviews from critics and such. Says people look ugly naked (somewhat agree depending on the person...).

I still haven't gotten over how many people loved "Titanic". What tripe. It's important to remind oneself that if the average IQ is 100, then fully HALF of all people are BELOW that.

**Dukkit** · 03-31-2009, 09:30 AM

what was wrong with titanic?

hahahahah

**Ernst** · 03-31-2009, 09:32 AM

I saw it on hallucinogenic drugs. I hadn't come down yet, so my girl and I went to the longest movie in the theater to buy me more time to come down. I was trippin' balls through the whole thing. When the ship sank I was pinned against the seat in front of me sweating it was so real to me. The movie still sucked.

**IM708** · 03-31-2009, 09:33 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

I still haven't gotten over how many people loved "Titanic". What tripe. It's important to remind oneself that if the average IQ is 100, then fully HALF of all people are BELOW that.

There is quite a few overrated movies out there. That movie blew cock. Guy meets girl, fall in love, ship sinks, he dies she lives,

. It probably is the lower 50% on the iq scale tht find these movies to be amazing. I thought shawshank redemption on the other hand was an AWESOME movie. Sheer genius of the character imo.

**Ernst** · 03-31-2009, 09:34 AM

Shawshank is a masterpiece.

**swol_je** · 03-31-2009, 09:34 AM

All these prescription meds around me!!!

**Ernst** · 03-31-2009, 09:34 AM

Originally Posted by swol_je

All these prescription meds around me!!!

Temptation anyone?

**IM708** · 03-31-2009, 09:35 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

what was wrong with titanic?

hahahahah

Oh yeah you use it as one of your tools to get laid right?

**Dukkit** · 03-31-2009, 09:35 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

I saw it on hallucinogenic drugs. I hadn't come down yet, so my girl and I went to the longest movie in the theater to buy me more time to come down. I was trippin' balls through the whole thing. When the ship sank I was pinned against the seat in front of me sweating it was so real to me. The movie still sucked.

hahah thats how it was for me when i went to see Butterfly Effect

i was trippin/drunk on Absinthe and it made the movie so fukkin intense
i was on the edge of my seat and flippin out during it

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