'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Ernst]

Hangover auf Deutsch: Kater

Coincidentally, soreness after a workout is literally "muscle hangover" (Muskelkater).
Kater also means "tomcat".

This has been your German lesson for the day.

[chicmagnet]

Muscletomcat.. wtf!

[Ernst]

Dean Martin's words of wisdom: "A man is not drunk as long as he can lie on the floor without holding on."

[chicmagnet]

Ah Deano He'd know!

[Chode Logan]

Haha I kept refreshing the last page and didn't realize a new one had started. silly me.

[Chode Logan]

****in booze.

[Chode Logan]

Oh, now im alone

[chicmagnet]

Are you drinking by yourself?

[Chode Logan]

No, I drank at a friends, hunted for sluts but the only ones who weren't at the clubs were fat, so I came home sad and defeated, and here I am.

[chicmagnet]

So go to a club. Your'e already primed.

[Chode Logan]

Not my scene, too much shitty music and multi-cultural drug lords.

[Voland]

No, I drank at a friends, hunted for sluts but the only ones who weren't at the clubs were fat, so I came home sad and defeated, and here I am.

aaah the taste of victory...LOL

[Ernst]

Not my scene, too much shitty music and multi-cultural drug lords.

Sounds like fun to me.

[chicmagnet]

You only like white drug lords?

[chicmagnet]

I need America to wake up now, I am the biggest whore in the lounge at the moment. I feel so slutty.

[Chode Logan]

White drug lords only.

[Ernst]

America isn't getting up anytime soon.

[Ernst]

I'm killing time on an online dating site. Entertaining.

What a class act some of these gals are. They look like Amsterdam hookers in a window.

[chicmagnet]

I'm telling Obama, you are lazy slobs.

[chicmagnet]

I like the slutty ones, they have no shame.

[Ernst]

Pointers for girls looking to pick up a quality dude on the internet:
1) Do not define yourself with a brand of liquor.
2) Wear clothes.
3) No pics of you and your ex-boyfriend.
4) We know that when there's only one pic and you're looking up at the camera you are trying to hide that you are fat. You are not fooling anyone.
5) Be prepared to settle. You are a pudgy 26 year-old single mom. If a guy is super wealthy and good looking-- he isn't looking for you.

[chicmagnet]

Ha! You obviously have very high standards.

[Ernst]

Yeah, such high standards

I should be able to find a chick who is not a fat drunk slut with a kid.

[chicmagnet]

I thought hot chicks grew on trees in California! Thats what we hear in Australia.

[Ernst]

The grass in always greener on the other side. I doubt there are anymore hot bitches on our beaches than yours.

[chicmagnet]

Damn you David Lee Roth!

[Voland]

anyhow. both australia and cali must have better girls that ****ing spain...

[Ernst]

Lots of places have better girls than Spain from the sounds of it.

[Voland]

Lots of places have better girls than Spain from the sounds of it.

absolutly. spanish girl don't like sex either. so they can go to hell.

[Ernst]

Little pent up hostility towards the Spanish chicas. Why would you live there then? Run, V. Run away.

[Voland]

I see
Without fear my destiny
As the raging skies begins to fade
Pouring rain
Licks mu wounds as my blood flows
From my torn flesh!

As I die
I hold my sword
My only friend
And pray that Oden
Will take me home

The battle rages
But I hear only raindrops falling
Like in slow motion to the ground

Death release me
Free me from my earthly pain
Oden I ask thee please
Take me home

Without fear I die!

As I look
To the sky the heaven is lit
And Valkyries in shining armour
Descend

I rest my head
On the ground
And close my eyes
And I know that Oden's
Aent for me
As I die

Without fear I die
I close my eyes
And die
Without fear

[Voland]

Little pent up hostility towards the Spanish chicas. Why would you live there then? Run, V. Run away.

haha I should. I will.
what country will grant me a visa though lol.
all i ask for is good sunny weather.

[Ernst]

Why do you think the US wouldn't grant you a visa?

It's warm and sunny here most of the year. Go down to San Diego that's even more true.

[Voland]

Why do you think the US wouldn't grant you a visa?

It's warm and sunny here most of the year. Go down to San Diego that's even more true.

i don't know...perhaps they ask for a reason. I don't have one other than not wanting to stay in spain.

[Voland]

bump. i'm in lust (with a milf).

[DSM4Life]

i have to poo

[Chitown Raider]

Pointers for girls looking to pick up a quality dude on the internet:
1) Do not define yourself with a brand of liquor.
2) Wear clothes.
3) No pics of you and your ex-boyfriend.
4) We know that when there's only one pic and you're looking up at the camera you are trying to hide that you are fat. You are not fooling anyone.
5) Be prepared to settle. You are a pudgy 26 year-old single mom. If a guy is super wealthy and good looking-- he isn't looking for you.

Sad but true

[Skully44420]

i just ate some oatmeal...gotta get ready to go play football now....fukk this wind!!

[Voland]

you play football?

[Voland]

who wants to see some pics of HOT milf?
?ll make you guess how old do you think she is (i know).