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    A complete absence of sluts.

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    negative spacelessness of sluttyness

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    The endless vacuum of sluttyness.

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    the blackhole of whores

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    That would be a good porno title.

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    hah

    lets make one

    get your roomie

    ill record it

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    Whores, plural. Got to find some more bitches.

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    who did a killer delt wo?
    Volandino!!!

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    Who nicked a vein doing his injection just now?
    Ernst!!

    I hate needles bad enough. Do they really have to reciprocate?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Who nicked a vein doing his injection just now?
    Ernst!!

    I hate needles bad enough. Do they really have to reciprocate?
    bummer dude

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Who nicked a vein doing his injection just now?
    Ernst!!

    I hate needles bad enough. Do they really have to reciprocate?
    ewww vein.

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    Whatever. Just a little extra blood. All is well. I hear people say they can feel it when they strike a vein on the way in, but I can't feel shit.

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    that the reason im afraid of injetcing, hitting veins, bloody shit, infection etc etc.

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    yeah ive had infections from injections

    no fun

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    I've never had an infection.

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    mi hair is more than one inch long....dammit im a hippy

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    I've never had an infection.
    it wasnt too bad. it hurt, swollen, itched. i kept stabbing it with a syringe and draining the bloody puss out.

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    Sounds like a party. I had almost identical symptoms as a result of a hematoma. I hit a gusher in my leg and just sat there and watched in awe until it stopped itself. Then that part of my leg filled with blood under the skin. I'm a dumbass. Took like a week or something to dissipate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    it wasnt too bad. it hurt, swollen, itched. i kept stabbing it with a syringe and draining the bloody puss out.
    you now if you do that you can actually push the puss into the bloodstream and that is fvcked up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    you now if you do that you can actually push the puss into the bloodstream and that is fvcked up.
    I think it's clear that if Voland injects he will die a terrible death.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    I think it's clear that if Voland injects he will die a terrible death.
    yep.

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    needles=enemies

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    this coming from the guy whose covered in tattoos

    candy ass

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    looks like what i use

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    Just spit on the injection site, wipe it off and stab that puppy in there!

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    I seriously hate needles. If I can do it you can too, pansy.

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    piss on the inj site then inject. make sure to inject a llil pee in the site



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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    this coming from the guy whose covered in tattoos

    candy ass
    well yeah but tats don't stab me witha 2 inch needles intramuscularly. its nothing 4mms

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    You can't even feel it past the skin.



    Unless you hit a nerve .

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    And like that the whores were gone.

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    speaking of which. this sat i'm supposed to start my new tat. If my tattooes doesn't take vacation.

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    niiice!

    hey i need to find a pt job for this summer but i won't pass the drug test for places like target or w/e

    cani just mow lawns?

    grrr

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    craigs list

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    I just want to be like a weekend bar back. I'm over the money, I want less responsibility and customer interaction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    I just want to be like a weekend bar back. I'm over the money, I want less responsibility and customer interaction.
    i could do that

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    I worked in restaurant and wine for about a decade. I would have no problem getting hired... I just want to do something I'm terribly overqualified for. I guess today I'll go into town and ask a couple of my friends if they're looking to hire anyone.

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    what is "target"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    what is "target"?
    A big store that sells everything. It's a chain. There are Targets all over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    A big store that sells everything. It's a chain. There are Targets all over.
    they ask for a blood test to work there?
    we have store like that here but the normally ask for people with no studies, the kind of bastards that have told me several times "you are overqualified for this job".

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