'Official Postwhore Thread'

**Dukkit** · 04-23-2009, 10:13 AM

Originally Posted by Reed

Shoulders/forearms today

nice I got the girl I was showing you pics WANTING to go out now..... so I'm in a good space... me and Nark are getting everything together for the prep and I'm so excited to do my show.... i feel like a little kid... but I'm sure towards the end I'll just want to get it over with....

awesome man. im stoked for ya! seems like shit is goin very well

that chick you knew from years ago and such??
niceness

gonna be sick to see ya when your almost close to the show.

**Reed** · 04-23-2009, 10:17 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

awesome man. im stoked for ya! seems like shit is goin very well

that chick you knew from years ago and such??
niceness

gonna be sick to see ya when your almost close to the show.

Yep that bird..... she needs it noooooooooowww

haha alright I gotta be short and small today, about to go tear it up

**Dukkit** · 04-23-2009, 10:28 AM

crush some shit bro

talk to ya later

**Kratos** · 04-23-2009, 10:31 AM

it's a beautiful day out, think I'll go spend $500 and have new tires put on my car if I can sneak out.

**Kratos** · 04-23-2009, 10:32 AM

It'll be awesome, someday I'll be all married and my soul will be crushed, I can't wait.

**Dukkit** · 04-23-2009, 10:33 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

It'll be awesome, someday I'll be all married and my soul will be crushed, I can't wait.

wow

someone is in a good mood

hahah

new tires?

screw that. i just buy a new car for 500 bucks

lmao

**Kratos** · 04-23-2009, 10:36 AM

all the married people seem to be much more productive and happy at work

all the single people seem to produce jack shit and hate work

I think the married people are happier at work, cause being at home sucks so much

**Kratos** · 04-23-2009, 10:37 AM

Then also the married people need the money more to satisfy their money grubbing wifes and demanding and unstaisfiable heard of bitching brats at home.

**Dukkit** · 04-23-2009, 10:47 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

all the married people seem to be much more productive and happy at work

all the single people seem to produce jack shit and hate work

I think the married people are happier at work, cause being at home sucks so much

Originally Posted by Kratos

Then also the married people need the money more to satisfy their money grubbing wifes and demanding and unstaisfiable heard of bitching brats at home.

oh man. your on a roll today

i cannot wait till you get older and end up married

**Kratos** · 04-23-2009, 10:52 AM

It's the circle of life
be born, get bitched at by parents and teachers so you can make money and be a productive member of society.
get married and pump out some useless children and go broke and loose your hair trying to make them into productive members of society. All while trying to please the women so she doesn't leave your ass and make you extra broke, even though she looks dumpy after the kids come out and having sex feels like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
get old and die leaving the planet more depleated of natural resources and more overpopulated.
Have a few laughs along the way that you won't remember once you die.

FML

**Dukkit** · 04-23-2009, 10:53 AM

did you take your medication today KRatos?

lol

**Kratos** · 04-23-2009, 10:56 AM

All of this is ensured by nature because we're pack animals and we're misarable alone, and shunned by married people.

**vpchill** · 04-23-2009, 10:59 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

I drink a carton of egg whites first thing when I wake up every day. I feel off all day if I don't get them.

What (if anything) do you add? Or you just swallow?

**Dukkit** · 04-23-2009, 11:00 AM

Originally Posted by vpchill

What (if anything) do you add? Or you just swallow?

i chug my egg whites and oats in the morning

thats bout it

maybe some OJ for some quick carbs to wake me up with em

**vpchill** · 04-23-2009, 11:02 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

It's the circle of life
be born, get bitched at by parents and teachers so you can make money and be a productive member of society.
get married and pump out some useless children and go broke and loose your hair trying to make them into productive members of society. All while trying to please the women so she doesn't leave your ass and make you extra broke, even though she looks dumpy after the kids come out and having sex feels like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
get old and die leaving the planet more depleated of natural resources and more overpopulated.
Have a few laughs along the way that you won't remember once you die.

FML

I agree, except with the Useless children part. My Mother used to say I was useless as tits on a Horse.
Look at me now mom!!! My 10yr old may be the Next Joe Montana!!

**Kratos** · 04-23-2009, 11:07 AM

Married guys look at single guys who are their friends or potential friends and they say to themselves...."hey, that guy is single, he might want to rape my children or have sex with my wife, he's a threat to my lifestyle...I subconciously don't like him for some reason."

**Kratos** · 04-23-2009, 11:08 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

did you take your medication today KRatos?

lol

I need to pick up my pills at the pharma lol
I think my thoughts are more interesting when I don't take them.
I'm always slightly bi-polar, they are just for attention span.

**Kratos** · 04-23-2009, 11:10 AM

Originally Posted by vpchill

I agree, except with the Useless children part. My Mother used to say I was useless as tits on a Horse.
Look at me now mom!!! My 10yr old may be the Next Joe Montana!!

yeah yeah, everyone thinks their kid will save the world...it's an emotion built into our brains so we shovel our money into them.

**Dukkit** · 04-23-2009, 11:15 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

I need to pick up my pills at the pharma lol
I think my thoughts are more interesting when I don't take them.
I'm always slightly bi-polar, they are just for attention span.

oh im totally digging your thought process

whenever we finally end up chilling. i dont want you on your meds

we will have alot more fun that way

lol

**IM708** · 04-23-2009, 11:19 AM

clen-clen-clen-clen, clen-clen-clen.

I love clen, I need to order some more.

**Dukkit** · 04-23-2009, 11:23 AM

Originally Posted by ironmaiden708

clen-clen-clen-clen, clen-clen-clen.

I love clen, I need to order some more.

soo...

you like clen?

**IM708** · 04-23-2009, 11:24 AM

I sure do! Get addicted to it psychologically when I really start dropping fat.

Gotta go to school, later again bro (10-1, 2-8)

**Kratos** · 04-23-2009, 11:27 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

soo...

you like clen?

I no like
makes simple tasks like writing your name on paper imossible
go on a date on clen and don't expect another one...the shaking makes you look hella nervous...it was pointed out to me by a girl once and I didn't even think I was shaking

Oh yeah, my mom and sister thought I either had a drug problem or the DT shakes from booz.

**vpchill** · 04-23-2009, 11:38 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

yeah yeah, everyone thinks their kid will save the world...it's an emotion built into our brains so we shovel our money into them.

I agree, But I doubted my Son (to be Honest) He is scrawny and I thout he had no aggression. Proved me dead wrong. MVP of his league 1st yr ever playing sports.

**Dukkit** · 04-23-2009, 11:51 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

I no like
makes simple tasks like writing your name on paper imossible
go on a date on clen and don't expect another one...the shaking makes you look hella nervous...it was pointed out to me by a girl once and I didn't even think I was shaking

Oh yeah, my mom and sister thought I either had a drug problem or the DT shakes from booz.

hhaha

it didnt make me shake. it made me paranoid as fukk though

i had to stop cuz i was getting coke flashbacks
not good

**gixxerboy1** · 04-23-2009, 12:07 PM

kratos is making me depressed about being married

**Matt** · 04-23-2009, 12:12 PM

Fvcking apples..................

**Dukkit** · 04-23-2009, 12:13 PM

kratos.. you got facebook??

**Dukkit** · 04-23-2009, 12:14 PM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

kratos is making me depressed about being married

hey... long as your wife stays sexy and non-american..

your ahead of the game

**gixxerboy1** · 04-23-2009, 12:16 PM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

hey... long as your wife stays sexy and non-american..

your ahead of the game

lol she will.

but he is right. **** she is going to get the new car and ill end up driving her eclipse. How gay am i?

**Dukkit** · 04-23-2009, 12:33 PM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

lol she will.

but he is right. **** she is going to get the new car and ill end up driving her eclipse. How gay am i?

what happened to your LS??

**gixxerboy1** · 04-23-2009, 12:41 PM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

what happened to your LS??

i have it up for sale to use a deposite on the new car. The Ls is older and more miles so it make sence to let that one go

**Dukkit** · 04-23-2009, 12:43 PM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

i have it up for sale to use a deposite on the new car. The Ls is older and more miles so it make sence to let that one go

understandable

**xnotoriousx** · 04-23-2009, 01:01 PM

What's going on in the AR live chat today fellas?!

**xnotoriousx** · 04-23-2009, 01:10 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

I think the married people are happier at work, cause being at home sucks so much

I agree with this statement,I had to deal with this happy go lucky guy I worked with, his wife was a complete bitch and he acted like he was on his way to the club all day while we were riding around fixing peoples power.

He loved work so much, and his home life sucked.

I was the complete opposite.

You have to be careful who you put that ring on, it could make you look foward to work punching the clock.

**xnotoriousx** · 04-23-2009, 01:12 PM

No mutual respect, understanding or compatibility?

No Ring.

**xnotoriousx** · 04-23-2009, 01:15 PM

Don't get me wrong, i'm not a women hater, the same thing should apply both ways.

There's so many people in the world, there's just no reason to be with someone that doesn't make you happy, UNLESS, you've already had kids.

Why am I talking about this? Ok my post count is good now .... CYA!! haha

**Dukkit** · 04-23-2009, 01:18 PM

haha

sup notorious!

**xnotoriousx** · 04-23-2009, 01:19 PM

Hey i'm back with some facts for that azz

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2. The lungs contain over 300,000 million capillaries (tiny blood vessels). If they were laid end to end, they would stretch 2400km (1500 miles).

3. A man’s testicles manufacture 10 million new sperm cells each day - enough that he could repopulate the entire planet in only 6 months!

4. Human bone is as strong as granite in supporting weight. A block of bone the size of a matchbox can support 9 tonnes - that is four times as much as concrete can support.

5. Each finger and toenail takes six months to grow from base to tip.

**xnotoriousx** · 04-23-2009, 01:19 PM

Get some!!!

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