'Official Postwhore Thread'

[RA]

Lets see her mouth, ass, tits...all can be used..I mean hell I fukked several on the rag too... I didnt mean tools like ruhl

I like tools
what kinda tools does she have
I know about the tampoon, the maxi pad, the ruhl (I mean deuche), the vagiscil creams, the birth control rings and the vagina pills for infection...a couple other things I'm sure.

What else can she stuff up her cooter, and what tools are you talking about?

[Dukkit]

Lets see her mouth, ass, tits...all can be used..I mean hell I fukked several on the rag too... I didnt mean tools like ruhl

hah

copy catter

[Kratos]

i had to sleep on the couch the other night

this chick was a gusher. i mean ive banged some squirters before

but this chick gushed.

soaked through my comforter, sheet, bed sheet and into the bed

I'll add one to the list
You can never be too rich or too thin

or squirt too much vagina juice
sooo hott, forget the clean-up, it's worth it

[RA]

hah

copy catter

[*RAGE*]

what up whores....

[Dukkit]

sluts

[*RAGE*]

damn it did I run everyone off. I took a shower this morning...

[RA]

yeah, but did you brush your teeth?

damn it did I run everyone off. I took a shower this morning...

[Dukkit]

gonna blasts my arms today i think

some super sets

rest pause

and drop sets

fukk it

balls to the walls

but not like ruhl

[Matt]

I just want to put my penis in that cats mouth....

[Dukkit]

yeah, but did you brush your teeth?

and did you douche?

[RA]

Sound like a good time...today is my day off...I hate that

gonna blasts my arms today i think

some super sets

rest pause

and drop sets

fukk it

balls to the walls

but not like ruhl

[RA]

Let me guess..your on cycle?

I just want to put my penis in that cats mouth....

[gixxerboy1]

I just want to put my penis in that cats mouth....

i have its not as pleasurable as it looks

[RA]

Is that how it lost an ear??

i have its not as pleasurable as it looks

[gixxerboy1]

Is that how it lost an ear??

i was pulling on it to hard

[RA]

Thats probably the look it gives you every time it sees you now. Poor p*ssy.

i was pulling on it to hard

[*RAGE*]

yeah, but did you brush your teeth?

yes look at my avatar

[gixxerboy1]

Thats probably the look it gives you every time it sees you now. Poor p*ssy.

the wifes in vaction so i gotta do what i gotta do

[RA]

right...I mean an ape has to avoid that not-so-fresh feeling

and did you douche?

[RA]

Im out ladies. Try not to cry now I shall return...

[gixxerboy1]

i have sand in my vagina

[vpchill]

You ain't really that deep

You ain't banging no heat

you really don't want beef

where the hammers at!!!

BLAO BLAO

Calco, mac 10, ak, errthing, shorty whop, 40 glocc

homie what you gotta say

BLAO BLAO!!!

When does the CD Drop??

[Dukkit]

Im out ladies. Try not to cry now I shall return...

*sniff sniff*

i have sand in my vagina

can i be of help? i have a pressure washer

[Kratos]

I just want to put my penis in that cats mouth....

mine would never fit but you ever seen how many teeth are in a cats mouth

[Matt]

Let me guess..your on cycle?

No lol, im just starting my second week of pct, but man i wish i could start another cycle right now....

[Kratos]

some chick pm'd me about telling her the TKE secret handshake
in one of the threads I talked about getting my ass kicked for doing the secret handshake and not being a member.
She said she wants to suprize her bf by giving him the handshake for his 30th birthday.

So I told her how to do it.

When he flips the fvck at for her knowing the secret handshake, she'll tell him how she found out and that she did it cause she loves him, and he'll go to homosexual hedquarters (TKE charter president)...Now I can expect another possible beating from the gay squad.

[Kratos]

But that's only if they can find me...hope BC wasn't a TKE
they might have a chance at finding me lol
Oh well, I'm getting a gun soon

[Dukkit]

i have no idea what your talkin about Kratos

but id like to keep it that way

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

So that chick... guess who got her number?

Yours truly


I just sent a couple joking comments, and she apparently thought I was funny. Next thing you know, we are carrying a conversation. And I just so happen to be going to Austin this weekend

[Kratos]

So that chick... guess who got her number?

Yours truly


I just sent a couple joking comments, and she apparently thought I was funny. Next thing you know, we are carrying a conversation. And I just so happen to be going to Austin this weekend

what did you use for an opening line?

[Kratos]

i have no idea what your talkin about Kratos

but id like to keep it that way

It's quite simple all the frats have secret handshakes as a way of telling other members they too participated in butt sex durring college.

So if you're at a job interview someday in the future or something...you find out ahead of time the guy interviewing you was a member through research...you introduce yourself with the secret handshake and get the job.

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

what did you use for an opening line?

I didn't have to open line anything.
She had said something about 420 and how its overrated.
And I made a comment about stoners and how they are way cooler than her, jokingly of course.

And apparently thats all it took...lol

[Kratos]

I didn't have to open line anything.
She had said something about 420 and how its overrated.
And I made a comment about stoners and how they are way cooler than her, jokingly of course.

And apparently thats all it took...lol

you mean in an away message or something or she im'd you?

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

you mean in an away message or something or she im'd you?

no no. I think your thinking of messenger like AIM or something?. This was over facebook. If your not familiar, she left a status, and I simply just commented on it.

[Dukkit]

So that chick... guess who got her number?

Yours truly


I just sent a couple joking comments, and she apparently thought I was funny. Next thing you know, we are carrying a conversation. And I just so happen to be going to Austin this weekend

pure... fukkin... sweetness bro

very nice

keep us updated!!

[Dukkit]

no no. I think your thinking of messenger like AIM or something?. This was over facebook. If your not familiar, she left a status, and I simply just commented on it.

im gonna have to facebook ya

i just got addicted to it.

lol

[Kratos]

no no. I think your thinking of messenger like AIM or something?. This was over facebook. If your not familiar, she left a status, and I simply just commented on it.

ah, ic ic

well, I knew if anyone could do it, you could...I mean c'mon, you're big and you're sexy, what else is she lookin fer?

[vpchill]

it's quite simple all the frats have secret handshakes as a way of telling other members they too participated in butt sex durring college.

So if you're at a job interview someday in the future or something...you find out ahead of time the guy interviewing you was a member through research...you introduce yourself with the secret handshake and get the job.

wtf?????

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

haha yeah. Im about to delete myspace.

I never get on. I don't like it.


Facebook though has been nice. Actually getting in touch with people from middle school lol.