Ok so I am at the gym today and this very fine girl walks over. I try not to notice her cause I am in da zone ya know? I am sweating nicely, heart rate is right, music is right on, I am 60-90 secs between sets and really don't have time to engage anyone on anything. One of my gym associates had just walked in, we bro hugged, I said I ma in the zone he nodded and moved on.

This girls taps my on the shoulder. I take out one headphone and keep it by my ear and nod my head upwards. SHe says "do you have a minute?" I say no and start to put my earbud back in. She grabs my arm and says please? Like a sexy kitten. I wm like WTF is going on here.

She says um my bootimus(really) needs a little work and turns to show me her perfect ass. I glance at it and she says will this machine help me get that bump? She points to the leg press. Now I am tempted, but I know this is an imp sent straght out of the pit of hell to distract me form the divine purpose ya know, so I take a deep breath, and say I have no idea what that machine does.

I start to put my ear bud back in, she grabs my arm agian! SHe says well how did your butt get so fine? and kinda laughs like a school girl. I bit a little cause she got to my heart ya know>

So I says "look lady I am trying to get a work out in here. I know why you picked me out of the crowd, and it isn;t my butt. It's because our leg warmers are the same color and we both have spandex on. Sure our headbands kind of match too, and we both wear hightop white rebooks with the velcro. I get it ok. But I am in the zone here and really I am tryin not to draw any attention to myself so can you pretty please wait unitl I am done for questions and maybe then we can get some hot tea and talk about you rump?"

We are hooking up later. This little story is to help you guys that have trouble approaching the womens. You have to hit the ladys gym, they think youre one of them and then BAM, before you know you are having teas and who knows whats next? If you get her isolated enough have some duct tape or rope handy.


See ya ruhl, good luck buddy!