got my crazy pills
they're delicious
got my crazy pills
they're delicious
i think im gonna go poop
for the 3rd time today
I'm not so good, my life is changing and not for the better
I'll be 30 this year
and 30 is gross
I have a gf, and visions of babies in the future are prolly dancing in her head
thinking of buying a gun for shits and giggles but worried it might end up in my mouth
this cute russian chick ordered me a new bank card last week
I saw her at the bar on friday
then again today at the bank
she's getting very chatty
i dont care how old or annoying she is.
id stick my dick in her all day
Morning fellas.
Im back Whores!! Wsup Everybody!?!
Kratos, 30 IS THE NEW 20.
In case you were wondering yes I had to change banks because of previous bank chick
30 is still 30. Every 20-year-old knows that.
30 is the new 20
everybody knows that
I worry about tagging girls who are sub-standard in some way. I mean, what if that's the chick you knock up and she decides to keep it? In like 16 years you've got some explaining to do to a kid.
"Yeah, your mom is as dumb as the mayonnaise jar at her work, but she used to be really hot, I swear."
"I'm dumb and let my ex-bf get away with cheating on me for years with bar skanks, so I have herpies but don't know it, you don't mind a case of the herp do you?"
Herpes is the New Ghonorea (Spell check )
Got 30 down at the bottom, 30 mo at the top
All invisible set in little ice cube blocks
If I could call it a drink, call it a smile on da rocks
If I could call out a price, let's say I call out a lot
I got like platinum and white gold, traditional gold
I'm changin grillz errday, like Jen change clothes,
I might be grilled out nicely (oh) In my white tee (oh),
Or on South Beach (oh) in my wife beat.
V V and studded you can tell when they cut it
Ya see my granmama hate it, but my lil mama love it
Cuz when I...
hey oldies.
I made boob-enhancement girl arrive almost an hour to her workplace after the lunch break.![]()
Hmmm... I really should stop sleeping with roomie. She slipped last night and referred to me as her boyfriend. I flipped out. She was all pissed that we had sex and 5 minutes after I'm in my room talking to a chick on the phone and eating.![]()
Later peaches.
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