'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Voland]

and the thing is with that. I see that ass in the gym quite a bit. She evens says hey to me now so I'm in haha

who, trish or jessica? hey you've got a chance...your eyes can't be weirder that peter's...or your head smaller than branch's haha

[Chode Logan]

translation and original (some french speakers may get something).

"Hi (me) i know you don't like mails but i had no clue how to say this to you in person, i hope it doesn't bother you. dammm i dunno how to say it, i dont want just sex anymore, i want you with me, when i am with you i feel confortable, good and loved, and i know you don't feel the same but i have to say it. If you ask me i'll break with (her fiancee). I wanna be happy with you. Forgive me for the times i said you where rough and sharp. You are lovely and have no clue. You know i have a hardtime sleeping, but when i think about you i rest, when we where together those times every tight i wanted to jump to your bed and sleep hugging you but i had fear. I dunno what else can i say. I love you so much and i don't care what (her girl friend) say anymore nor at work. If you think about it and give me a chace i'm not failing you. I know you don't want a relationship now. But i just wanna be with you, i don't care if you see other girls but i want to love you. Lots of kisses".

Rough and sharp? Don't those cancel each other out.

[vpchill]

Voland emailed himself. LMAOOOO

[Voland]

Rough and sharp? Don't those cancel each other out.

Well thats translation fault. I didn't know how to translate "borde" and "bruto".
to me sharp is the same as "cutting" or "abrupt". .

[Chode Logan]

Allow me to translate that in My own way...
Voland I love your small penis, but seeing you with that dude wit breasts really freaked me out. Im not sure if I will allow you to stick your Row boat in my tunnel anymore. If you like dudes that much then I understand y you lift weights. I am going to have some chips now and watch a porn. If you had anysense you would try to pimp a woman with a Vag.

Hugs and Kisses

Hahaha, pretty much what I gathered our of it. I like the eating chips part.

[Voland]

Voland emailed himself. LMAOOOO

naah i hate emails. Specially having to cheakc them and getting those warning you've got a mail from the messenger.

[Chode Logan]

Well thats translation fault. I didn't know how to translate "borde" and "bruto".
to me sharp is the same as "cutting" or "abrupt". .

Welcome to spain, where women are only women from the waist up

[Voland]

CL and Vp...the boys are being boyish...overcompensating all the way haha

[scibble]

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, don't just drop in all casual and act like nothing's strange.

Someone was supposed to play "pomp and circumstance" but don't know what went wrong..

but thank you my friends...

[Chode Logan]

CL and Vp...the boys are being boyish...overcompensating all the way haha

Overcompensating for what

[Voland]

Welcome to spain, where women are only women from the waist up

you know i don't get offended by that, right?

[scibble]

Rough and sharp? Don't those cancel each other out.

voland likes to say "sharp" but he means "blunt and direct". I've tried to wean him from that....

[Chode Logan]

Someone was supposed to play "pomp and circumstance" but don't know what went wrong..

but thank you my friends...

I don't know if I can let you just walk back into my life

[Chode Logan]

you know i don't get offended by that, right?

I'm not trying to offend you, if I was I'd show a pic of a girl with a VAGINA

[Voland]

Overcompensating for what

For likeing hairy dudes. Thats what priests do all time.

[vpchill]

Its all in good humor. Yet we did have a gay moment today.

[Chode Logan]

Wait wait, I just broke 6,000 posts WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Chode Logan]

For likeing hairy dudes. Thats what priests do all time.

You can't compare my life to life in Zany Circus of Boy-Loving Hidden-Genital Priest Rape Land

[Voland]

I'm not trying to offend you, if I was I'd show a pic of a girl with a VAGINA

porn

reported

[Chode Logan]

porn

reported

Hahaha

[Chode Logan]

brb ho's

[vpchill]

Damn

[vpchill]

Chode Logan, Superstar!!!!!

[MASTER]

take it from me Voland, at the first sign of them wanting to get involved (that text is it) its time to get rid (unless you actually like her). Ive been in this situation many times, they just want to see u and if sex is the only way she gets to see u, she will. The longer it goes on, the harder she will be taken down when u bin her. JMO

[Voland]

im off to dinner. later

[Dukkit]

im freaking tired

is it gym time yet? shit

[vpchill]

Lazy sleepy time

[Chode Logan]

Yeah I've been up for 3 hours and havn't accomplished much, should start working on that........

[scibble]

work, work, work, work....

[vpchill]

I hate work

[Dukkit]

i have alot of posts

not alot of respect though

*sniff sniff*

[Dukkit]

i just wanna fit in!! i just wanna be cool!!

whhhyyyy!!!!! why do you punish me this way!!

[vpchill]

^^^^ Lmaooo I respect you dukkit (Fingers crossed)

[Dukkit]

goddamn why am i so tired

i think i have swine flu

this shit is nuts

400mg of caffeine pills better wake me up for the gym

ITS BACK DAY!! MUST DESTROY!!!

[vpchill]

Drink some OJ, It should cure the Swine flu bro. Or eat bacon

[Dukkit]

i had OJ yesterday

and 5 grams of vit C today

should be good to go

[gixxerboy1]

arrrrr thats my pirate impression

[Chode Logan]

Weh!

[scibble]

i deserve to be independently wealthy so i can spend the rest of my days not working!

[vpchill]

Fuggettaboutit