'Official Postwhore Thread'

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[xnotoriousx]

man i messed this post up

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[MASTER]

The one of will harris is photoshopped, but he is still a big mofo.

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[Dukkit]

i feel fat

[Ernst]

I am about to start a cutting cycle and wondered what any one would recommend I run. I am 5'09" 180lbs. This would be my third cycle. I am trying to get cut for the summer.

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[Chode Logan]

now this dude is tiny

Photo shopped to the tits.


I am fat.

[xnotoriousx]

i feel like .............................. hell idk what i feel like....... ALIVE?

[Chode Logan]

Consider yourself lucky.

[Dukkit]

wow it just got crazy humid in the warehouse

whew

sweating balls

[Chode Logan]

Frumunda cheese

[RA]

Good on toast

Frumunda cheese

[Chode Logan]

Spreads like butter.

[Dukkit]

yet another chick that i dont think is gonna last long

maybe its me?

what am i thinking.. of course its not me!! women.. psht!!

[RA]

Why is she not lasting long? sloppy? bad teeth?

yet another chick that i dont think is gonna last long

maybe its me?

what am i thinking.. of course its not me!! women.. psht!!

[Dukkit]

nah, i think shes amazing. and thats why she wont last long. something will happen and it will end

always does.

[Dukkit]

only met her 5 days ago

but im gettin a feeling

in my prostate

i know these things

[Chode Logan]

God damn females.

[Chode Logan]

Oh don't worry, it's probably cancer.

[Dukkit]

Oh don't worry, it's probably cancer.

i was just hoping for a tumor

but cancer would work. i need a few MONTHS off work

[Dukkit]

fukk it
i dont care

gonna go out and whore tonight

[RA]

ah your prostate doesnt know shit...give er a chance

only met her 5 days ago

but im gettin a feeling

in my prostate

i know these things

[RA]

but wtf do I know..Im still looking. Maybe I need to borrow your prostate.

[scibble]

fukk it
i dont care

gonna go out and whore tonight

it's called "self-fulfilling prophecy". If you expect it to f-up it will. Relationships develop problems from time to time. That doesn't have to mean a break up. Now go get married!

LOL

[Dukkit]

ah your prostate doesnt know shit...give er a chance

no thats the thing! i am giving her a chance. im just guarded that it wont turn into what i want it too.

[Dukkit]

it's called "self-fulfilling prophecy". If you expect it to f-up it will. Relationships develop problems from time to time. That doesn't have to mean a break up. Now go get married!

LOL

well what if it goes bad on her end. as in she talks all like she likes me

then starts ignoring and ditching me?

but anyways.. things are going okay now.

cept she just cancelled our plans tonight

which always annoys me.

so we shall see. she made plans with me tomorrow so ill wait till tomorrow

[RA]

It wont. But it could be really really good.

no thats the thing! i am giving her a chance. im just guarded that it wont turn into what i want it too.

[scibble]

well what if it goes bad on her end. as in she talks all like she likes me

then starts ignoring and ditching me?

but anyways.. things are going okay now.

cept she just cancelled our plans tonight

which always annoys me.

so we shall see. she made plans with me tomorrow so ill wait till tomorrow

yes, that's the only thing that matters now, is how things are going NOW.

anyways, girls annoy us; that's their job.

my wife does annoying things. if she didn't , she wouldn't be my wife. i don't think it's possible to be close to a person and not suffer annoyance. unless they are under total mind control.

[Dukkit]

It wont. But it could be really really good.

well it already turned into "that"

but i want more. and it seems like she does too.

we'll see

[scibble]

maybe she cancelled cause she doesn't want to seem like a psycho-klingon-Kratosbankchick-style girl?

[Dukkit]

yes, that's the only thing that matters now, is how things are going NOW.

anyways, girls annoy us; that's their job.

my wife does annoying things. if she didn't , she wouldn't be my wife. i don't think it's possible to be close to a person and not suffer annoyance. unless they are under total mind control.

working on that

[Dukkit]

maybe she cancelled cause she doesn't want to seem like a psycho-klingon-Kratosbankchick-style girl?

she said her friend had a bad day. so her and her other friend are goin to go to her and have a girls night.

which is cool

and i believe her.

but i just hate when ppl make plans then cancel

[Chode Logan]

I'm captain make plans and cancel

[scibble]

you know what they say: life is what happens when you have other plans.

good to know she is loyal to her friends.

just make sure to make her tush pay for it with an extra hard pounding next time. hehe

[RA]

Go hit some strange ass tonight and youll feel better.

she said her friend had a bad day. so her and her other friend are goin to go to her and have a girls night.

which is cool

and i believe her.

but i just hate when ppl make plans then cancel

[scibble]

relatively good day today; only two losers failed to show for appointments. well, one didn't show. and the other came pretty late so i sent her packing.

[ghettoboyd]

dont worry dukki if shes really into you shell make it up to you..wink..wink.

[Dukkit]

I'm captain make plans and cancel

we're not friends
lol

you know what they say: life is what happens when you have other plans.

good to know she is loyal to her friends.

just make sure to make her tush pay for it with an extra hard pounding next time. hehe

im gonna hurt her ovaries

Go hit some strange ass tonight and youll feel better.

already got one lined up

dont worry dukki if shes really into you shell make it up to you..wink..wink.

she better