'Official Postwhore Thread'

[RA]

Im a Lesbian

[mperk]

Nice line RA - I'll have to remember that one - only prob is that one is usually a dawg - the other is the hot one u think"hmmI wonder what made her switch teams....?"

[RA]

theyre lesbians...you get shot down no harm no foul...but 3 ways are the shit.

Nice line RA - I'll have to remember that one - only prob is that one is usually a dawg - the other is the hot one u think"hmmI wonder what made her switch teams....?"

[Dukkit]

Yo dudes - this is pretty fukkin racy for monday morning! Strippers at the wedding - why wasn't I invited? Was there a pole on the dance floor?

hey man!!

hahah

there should of been a pole in the middle of the reception dance floor

soo sweet if it did happen

dolla dolla bills ya'll!!

[mperk]

Hey Dukki - u got work to do or somethin?

[Dukkit]

Hey Dukki - u got work to do or somethin?

im here!!

[Dukkit]

did a shot in my left butt cheek

sore as hell

[sigman roid]

nobody loves me

[RA]

Stop holding up kittens

nobody loves me

[Dukkit]

nobody loves me

maybe if you werent a jackass

lol

[sigman roid]

im addicted to those pussies

[Dukkit]

pussies are a good time to be had by all

[sigman roid]

maybe if you werent a jackass

lol

that aint nice dukkit.im leaving post whoring and i wont be back

[Dukkit]

my avy cracks me up

and thats all that matters

lol

[Dukkit]

that aint nice dukkit.im leaving post whoring and i wont be back

cant take a lil ball busting

candy ass

dont make me come through this computer monitor and whip yo ass like the red headed step child you are son!!!

[vpchill]

Lots of Internet Hostility

[RA]

I know, you would think this is a steroid site.

[Dukkit]

Lots of Internet Hostility

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KHLcA3eCgE

[Dukkit]

I know, you would think this is a steroid site.

no more test... for that man!!!

[vpchill]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KHLcA3eCgE

Sons abyot.. They blocked me from Youtube in trhis damn job?? Im firing someone!!
Heads will roll!!

[Kratos]

So, true story

on my way to my gf's house to bang her last night, I stop to get a pack of gum cause my breath was kickin from dinner.

Some dude in the gas station comes up to me and says "excuse me sir, but I was wonding, are you an athlete?"
I was like "well, I guess, sorta, I play sports but not for money or anything."
he says, "oh, I was just wondering, cause you're so big."

hahaha, bet that never happens to REED

[vpchill]

Dukkit who is that tiny calvin klein model in your avvy? Is that your boo?

[vpchill]

Kratos, Your so Dreamy!!

[Kratos]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KHLcA3eCgE

311 was good shit, and guess what? that hasn't changed
where are the decent bands these days

I can't imagine when kids today bust out a fall-out boy CD or Soldier Boy they do it with pride. I'd turn bright red if someone found in my CD collection the shit that's on the radio today.

[Dukkit]

So, true story

on my way to my gf's house to bang her last night, I stop to get a pack of gum cause my breath was kickin from dinner.

Some dude in the gas station comes up to me and says "excuse me sir, but I was wonding, are you an athlete?"
I was like "well, I guess, sorta, I play sports but not for money or anything."
he says, "oh, I was just wondering, cause you're so big."

hahaha, bet that never happens to REED

pretty sweet
my cousins wife asked me if i worked out on sunday. lol

Dukkit who is that tiny calvin klein model in your avvy? Is that your boo?

nah. thats my girlfriend
hahahaha

[RA]

lol...

This guy was at a light..it turned green and I waited and then honked. He flipped me off...so to mess with him a bit I kept honking as we were going. He slowed I passed and turned down a side road. He stopped behind me and got out. I got out and walked back and said "whats your fukkin problem" He said "Im sorry" got back in his car and left. I laughed for 10 mins in my car.

So, true story

on my way to my gf's house to bang her last night, I stop to get a pack of gum cause my breath was kickin from dinner.

Some dude in the gas station comes up to me and says "excuse me sir, but I was wonding, are you an athlete?"
I was like "well, I guess, sorta, I play sports but not for money or anything."
he says, "oh, I was just wondering, cause you're so big."

hahaha, bet that never happens to REED

[Dukkit]

311 was good shit, and guess what? that hasn't changed
where are the decent bands these days

I can't imagine when kids today bust out a fall-out boy CD or Soldier Boy they do it with pride. I'd turn bright red if someone found in my CD collection the shit that's on the radio today.

i love 311
hoping they come to philly soon so i can see them again

i dont listen to the radio anymore

all the new shit sounds the same. over and over. same beats. same monotone voices. same cry baby bullshit

[mperk]

Dukkit who is that tiny calvin klein model in your avvy? Is that your boo?

Yeah and pull yur goddamn shorts up dude - we don't need to see your pubes...

[Kratos]

lol...

This guy was at a light..it turned green and I waited and then honked. He flipped me off...so to mess with him a bit I kept honking as we were going. He slowed I passed and turned down a side road. He stopped behind me and got out. I got out and walked back and said "whats your fukkin problem" He said "Im sorry" got back in his car and left. I laughed for 10 mins in my car.

hell yeah, being big is sweet.
I think after the summer I'll do another big test tren cycle and go for even bigger, stronger, faster, lower body fat. The general public is already in awe.

[Dukkit]

lol...

This guy was at a light..it turned green and I waited and then honked. He flipped me off...so to mess with him a bit I kept honking as we were going. He slowed I passed and turned down a side road. He stopped behind me and got out. I got out and walked back and said "whats your fukkin problem" He said "Im sorry" got back in his car and left. I laughed for 10 mins in my car.

i was pulling into my neighbor hood and some douche was ahead of me goin 10 miles and hour. the speed limit says 25 in my neighbor hood. so i was on his ass

him and his girl are turning around and lookin at me and makin faces. so i floor it, down shift and go to pass him. he swerves over and stops the car. and blocks the street

then starts to get out

so i get out of my lil purple colored hyundai and i flip my lid

screamin at him 'what the fukk are you doing. get the hell out of my way if your driving 3 miles an hours and i start walkin over to him

his g/f starts yelling... get back in the car!! get back in the car!!

so he hops in and drives off.

lol

his g/f was a smart lady

i would of crushed his fat face

[mperk]

im addicted to those pussies

I only like hairless pussies - wife got two kitties last Jan - and the damn things sleep w/ her! "Oh don't scare the kitties honey" "**** the kitties I want to pet your *****!" and she calls me insensitive! typical woman...

[Dukkit]

Yeah and pull yur goddamn shorts up dude - we don't need to see your pubes...

no pubes



got em waxed

[Dukkit]

hell yeah, being big is sweet.
I think after the summer I'll do another big test tren cycle and go for even bigger, stronger, faster, lower body fat. The general public is already in awe.

we need pics

lol

and shave first

[mperk]

i was pulling into my neighbor hood and some douche was ahead of me goin 10 miles and hour. the speed limit says 25 in my neighbor hood. so i was on his ass

him and his girl are turning around and lookin at me and makin faces. so i floor it, down shift and go to pass him. he swerves over and stops the car. and blocks the street

then starts to get out

so i get out of my lil purple colored hyundai and i flip my lid

screamin at him 'what the fukk are you doing. get the hell out of my way if your driving 3 miles an hours and i start walkin over to him

his g/f starts yelling... get back in the car!! get back in the car!!

so he hops in and drives off.

lol

his g/f was a smart lady

i would of crushed his fat face

Hahahaha - don't know which story i like better! you guys have some serious roid rage going on - you must not be getting enuf caffine w/ your test! Tray some green tea fat burners w/ your coffee in the am!

[mperk]

no pubes



got em waxed

Really - I've taken to braiding mine lately - corn rows and i put a bead on the end.

[vpchill]

Dukkit you a Gangsta

[Dukkit]

not roid rage

just road rage


now when you mix roid rage and road rage

you get a car that looks like mine

full of dents and dings from me hitting ppl on purpose

and or getting angry and me kicking the car instead of ppl

[Dukkit]

Really - I've taken to braiding mine lately - corn rows and i put a bead on the end.

haha
youll have to show me your method
i may grow em out and try that!!

Dukkit you a Gangsta

i learned it all from you buddy

[Kratos]

ever mail out a pile of bills and forget to put stamps on everything? then they all come back to your house and therefore are late.

why couldn't the post man just send them anyway...it must be nearly as expensive to bring them back to my house.

[mperk]

Shit - I didn't offend u did I? you avy is gone again! I promioe I won't say anything about your pubes - or your nipples either! LOL