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I have been eating a can of tuna everyday for a long long time, recently my g/f heard something about to much tuna and mercury poisining blah blah blah, she wont let up on me, I almost have to sneek my tuna. And because I'm not going to stop eating tuna everyday, My question is this:
What can I tell her so that she leaves me alone on this?

Oooh oooh I know this one! In the words of Wayne Brady "slappa bitch"