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  1. 05-19-2009, 10:27 PM #1
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    ****ing plastic asshole

    I was shopping for clothes today and stopped by Macys. Basically, walking around looking for shit where all of a sudden I get dropped. Quickly got up to avoid the embarrassment and realized a goddamn mannequin t****** me. It was all within seconds where I reacted. It looked like he had a smile on his face too so I grabbed his arm and a leg and slammed the ****er headfirst. He broke. Afterwards I hit the broken leg while it went flying across the men’s’ department and I also cussed him out a bit. I see a cashier and the sales agent looking at me while most likely reporting the incident to the security. I blazed out of the store and the mall in general. My girl had the audacity to ask me who won, shit. We all know who got owned in that joint.
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  2. 05-19-2009, 10:30 PM #2
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    um... that was confusing - re tell the story... did the mannequin tickle you? what happen ???
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  3. 05-19-2009, 10:38 PM #3
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  4. 05-19-2009, 10:39 PM #4
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    hahahahahahaha.....this reminds me of this incident I had like 2 seconds ago.....


    I have a wireless mouse. And I couldnt find it. I went ape shit.....APE SHIT BRO.

    i was screaming in profanities that might actually offend satan. I punched my desk, kicked a table (in a way that would make me feel better without breaking them, their solid as a rock)

    I tear my apartment apart thinking I did something retarded with it by accident. Then I realize it was underneat my computer chair the whole time.

    Then I came here and read your story about the manakin!!!!!

    good chuckles.
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  5. 05-19-2009, 10:39 PM #5
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  6. 05-19-2009, 10:41 PM #6
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    those damn maneqins
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  7. 05-19-2009, 10:41 PM #7
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    dude you got OWNED by a mannequin, did your girl still go home with the dummy or did she stay with the mannequin???




















    JK, this is the lounge, you had to expect this.....LOLOLOL
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  10. 05-19-2009, 11:03 PM #10
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  11. 05-19-2009, 11:23 PM #11
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    hay you sound like a good fighter, i think immortal soldier is lookin for a trainer.
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    ok......................
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  13. 05-20-2009, 12:02 AM #13
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    how do u know when ur test has kicked in.......... when u get in a fist fight with a mannequin in at department store.
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  14. 05-20-2009, 12:06 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lightsout2184 View Post
    how do u know when ur test has kicked in.......... when u get in a fist fight with a mannequin in at department store.
    no shit isnt that the truth lol.
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    LMAOOOOO. Thats comedy. What would have happened if the other Manequinns jumped in?
    Would have been trouble in the polo section!!!
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  19. 05-20-2009, 10:20 AM #19
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    how do you know your test is bunk?

    you getby a mannequin
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    Don't take any stuff from those plastic bastards
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  21. 05-20-2009, 12:37 PM #21
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    Dude, are they picking on you again? Let's riot! I'll swing by in the gremlin, and pick everbody up, we'll get some rubber band machine guns and show them dummies who's boss!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jbm View Post

    an r-kelly mannequin...... least its not pissing on anyone
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  23. 05-20-2009, 03:54 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by scerpico22 View Post
    how do you know your test is bunk?

    you getby a mannequin
    X2...
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  24. 05-20-2009, 08:09 PM #24
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    you need some sust to take on manequins
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  25. 05-20-2009, 11:31 PM #25
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    that shit had me laughing. I can't believe u got knocked out.
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    haha what the hell is going on around here?
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    Quote Originally Posted by T-MOS View Post
    dude you got OWNED by a mannequin, did your girl still go home with the dummy or did she stay with the mannequin???




















    JK, this is the lounge, you had to expect this.....LOLOLOL
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