Ask a Black Man.....

[vpchill]

Why I cant find a big black woman to hump in my town...asshole...i am just mad cause i really cant.

You gotta go to a hip hop club. Go grab some booty and see wut haps.. just hope it aint this -

Bunch of 'em in Edmonton, not very far from Calagary where u are. I can pimped one to u if u would like. Just let me know. lol

Is ther a waiting list or anything you can get on for when they start giving them out again?

You can send a check for $465.95 to me.
(Notice the price? lol)

Hold up G I axed first!

(p.s. do these kind of post earn me any cred?)

If you want street cred you gotta pop a cap in someone ass. If you want black cred you gotta learn to do the Superman!!
Well the superman may not mean much but it will give me a good laugh!!

[Pocketbattleship2B]

You can send a check for $465.95 to me.
(Notice the price? lol)

I recon I could strech to that ......* opens check book*. Hay wait a minute, is this about that plane ticket again,look I said I would send the ticket but you have to bring beer money.