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    Does this guy need a job ?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rn4wtcnSyrA

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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post




    Run DMC of course!!
    the correct answer was outkast. everyone knows that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pocketbattleship2B View Post
    Which group (race, religion ect.) do you think are most racist?I have heard black comedians joke about black people being more racist than whites.What do you think?
    I dont think so. Its jokes. Just as a black comedian makes fun of white people he makes even more fun of his own race. Like mexican comedians destroy their people. Its just good comedy.

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    Yes, I just received his app.

    Quote Originally Posted by JiGGaMaN View Post
    the correct answer was outkast. everyone knows that.
    No sir. While outkast is a very great group in their own right and changed the way hip hop is and also created their own genre of music outside of the hip hop box... Run DMC is the greatest Ever. So dont scuff my Adidas and we cool.

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    bye vpchill... time to go!

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    Later JBM

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    Quote Originally Posted by ronan the barbarian;464***2
    i had to show this thread to my mrs and we are both laughing at how you speak for the whole black race.

    we do have one question.....both my mrs parents are black so she considers herself black.....both my parents are white so i consider myself white..

    do you class yourself as black,white or mixed race and why?

    my mrs says you started a thread asking for a black guys opinion on things but being mixed race your experiences would be different to a 'black' guys.
    I think the "right term" to describe viippii's identity is that he is Bi-racial. Like Obama he can't denied his Kenyan father's identity nor his Irish mother's identity. They are both.

    I just asked viipii some serious tough questions as u did in thread #11 and I found his believes and opinion on most critical Black issues is Neutral. Simply put He is on the fence, he neither wants to offend blacks nor does he want to offen whites. He is what we called in Africa as "a community child." In other words, he belongs to both side. You can't deny him either sides.

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    Nah thats wrong. Im a Negro and could care less who I offend. Im about Honsety, In My personal opinion. We should all get over Race and live free and proud!

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    viippii, race is an inevitable fact in this world. We all deal it on daily basis whether you are green, blue, or gray. we can't sweep it under the rug. It must be discuss rationally so we can handle ourself without offending another.

    Stay proud of who u are.

    Peace

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    I confess, I am racist to Green folks!!! I dont want them eating in my restaurants, Shopping at my malls, talking to women of any color...
    I hate the Green Race!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    I confess, I am racist to Green folks!!! I dont want them eating in my restaurants, Shopping at my malls, talking to women of any color...
    I hate the Green Race!!!
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    Did you ever get hastle off people, black or white, because your parents were different races?

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    when did clen learn how to use matches

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pocketbattleship2B View Post
    x2
    Did you ever get hastle off people, black or white, because your parents were different races?

    I grew up in the bottom. It was a 100% black neighborhood. South Jamaica queens. The only white people around, were coming to get drvgs. So people would make little comments but I was a monster so I shut that down real fast.
    My boys make jokes and call me honkey. Black people I am around and white people I am around cant seem to understand, I just dont see color. Ive seen all the ills of being a black man and I still refuse to hate all white people.
    Even evil was once good.

    jmo

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    How would I go about getting an honorary black card? I would be willing to take a test.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    when did clen learn how to use matches

    Clen was reading the post whores and plotting

    Quote Originally Posted by CBGB View Post
    How would I go about getting an honorary black card? I would be willing to take a test.

    Nope sorry, Justin Timberlake got the last one. Theres a freeze on em for now.

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    FurReal Daaaamn!

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    Right on viipii, now u need to confess to your true identity (or color) and start a new thread "Ask a Bi-racial Man any question" than sweeping the truth under the rug. LOL
    Just messing with your intelligence and beliefs. lol



    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    I confess, I am racist to Green folks!!! I dont want them eating in my restaurants, Shopping at my malls, talking to women of any color...
    I hate the Green Race!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by jbm View Post
    Last edited by J431S; 05-28-2009 at 11:34 AM.

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    Why I cant find a big black woman to hump in my town...asshole...i am just mad cause i really cant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    Why I cant find a big black woman to hump in my town...asshole...i am just mad cause i really cant.
    Bunch of 'em in Edmonton, not very far from Calagary where u are. I can pimped one to u if u would like. Just let me know. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    Nope sorry, Justin Timberlake got the last one. Theres a freeze on em for now.
    Is ther a waiting list or anything you can get on for when they start giving them out again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pocketbattleship2B View Post
    Is ther a waiting list or anything you can get on for when they start giving them out again?
    Hold up G I axed first!




    (p.s. do these kind of post earn me any cred?)

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    Why I cant find a big black woman to hump in my town...asshole...i am just mad cause i really cant.
    You gotta go to a hip hop club. Go grab some booty and see wut haps.. just hope it aint this -

    Quote Originally Posted by J431S View Post
    Bunch of 'em in Edmonton, not very far from Calagary where u are. I can pimped one to u if u would like. Just let me know. lol


    Quote Originally Posted by Pocketbattleship2B View Post
    Is ther a waiting list or anything you can get on for when they start giving them out again?
    You can send a check for $465.95 to me.
    (Notice the price? lol)


    Quote Originally Posted by CBGB View Post
    Hold up G I axed first!

    (p.s. do these kind of post earn me any cred?)
    If you want street cred you gotta pop a cap in someone ass. If you want black cred you gotta learn to do the Superman!!
    Well the superman may not mean much but it will give me a good laugh!!

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    why is erebudy jerkin?

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    Quote Originally Posted by J431S View Post
    Bunch of monkeys in Edmonton, not very far from Calagary where u are. I can pimped a monkey to u if u would like. Just let me know if you like monkey sex to. lol
    I think pimping monkeys is against the law dumb ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J431S View Post
    Right on viipii, now u need to confess that you have monkey sex to(no matter what color they are) and start a new thread "Ask a Bi-monkey fuvker any question" other than sweeping my retardation under the rug. LOL
    Just messing with you because I have AIDS and a very low white blood count. lol
    Now the truth, about your retardation and monkey sex....

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    Quote Originally Posted by J431S View Post
    viippii, monkey sex is an inevitable fact in this world. We all deal it on daily basis whether you are green, blue, gray or having sex with monkeys, we can't sweep it under the rug because I got AIDS from this. It must be discuss rationally so we can handle ourself when having sexual relation with monkeys without offending another.

    Stay proud of who u are because I want to lick you body like there is no tomorrow.

    Peaceand love you sexy mother fuvker
    ..


    I am going to stop coming and reading this thread because of all this monkey sex talk....VP you have a internet stalker, be safe my brother.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    Now the truth, about your retardation and monkey sex....
    you got me in tears bro......keep it up..lmfao

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    Quote Originally Posted by j431s View Post
    i think the "right term" to describe viippii's identity is that he is bi-sexy mother, i have sex with my mom. Like king kong he can't denied his homo sexual father's identity nor his monkey mother's identity. They are both dumb ass like me.

    I just asked viipii some serious tough questions about monkey sex as u did in thread #11 and i found his believes to be very sexual on most critical monkey issues is . Simply put he is on the fence, where i would rub my big hands and lips all over his body so he neither wants to have sex with a women again. He is what we called in africa as "closed play house." in other words, he belongs to me and my sexual fantasy. You can't deny him like the monkeys they will take it from me no matter what
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    omg...
    Last edited by *RAGE*; 05-28-2009 at 02:32 PM.

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    I have heard that if a white chick has sex with a black man..... she then becomes "black" by lethal injection......

    If i have sex with a black woman...... does this make me an honorary black man or does this just make her "white" by lethal injection?

    ~Haz~

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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    You can send a check for $465.95 to me.
    (Notice the price? lol)
    I recon I could strech to that ......* opens check book*. Hay wait a minute, is this about that plane ticket again,look I said I would send the ticket but you have to bring beer money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    I have heard that if a white chick has sex with a black man..... she then becomes "black" by lethal injection......

    If i have sex with a black woman...... does this make me an honorary black man or does this just make her "white" by lethal injection?

    ~Haz~
    I want to know this too.

    If you jizz inside her does that make you black but if you jizz on her face it makes her white.Is that how it works?

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    Is it true that once you "go black" we won't take you back?

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    Do blacks deserve to live in America?

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    Do whites deserve to live in America?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pocketbattleship2B;465***2
    Do whites deserve to live in America?
    i'll answer that on behalf of all white guys......

    NO..... we are now officially moving, the whole white race, to spain.

    ~Haz~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    i'll answer that on behalf of all white guys......

    NO..... we are now officially moving, the whole white race, to spain.

    ~Haz~
    Good good.Dont forget to officialy sign the land back to the native americans before you leave.BTW I am not in spain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pocketbattleship2B View Post
    Good good.Dont forget to officialy sign the land back to the native americans before you leave.BTW I am not in spain.
    i forgot to explain that we're leaving all of our government officials here..... so you'll have to talk to them about signing the land over LMAO - barack is a good man to start with ahahaha

    ~Haz~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    i forgot to explain that we're leaving all of our government officials here..... so you'll have to talk to them about signing the land over LMAO - barack is a good man to start with ahahaha

    ~Haz~
    It just gets better and better.I am already paying for vpchills ticket in trade for him buying the beer all night.

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    #1 is Black p u s s y Good?
    #2 is White p u s s y much better?
    #3 is Puert Rican p u s s y the BOMB?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pocketbattleship2B View Post
    It just gets better and better.I am already paying for vpchills ticket in trade for him buying the beer all night.
    buy my ticket and i'll buy u better beer all night lol

    ~Haz~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    buy my ticket and i'll buy u better beer all night lol

    ~Haz~
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