Dukki! -
Can't top that 'cause i don't bang too often anymore - being married - I'm scared of getting a "Bobbit" - my wife is pretty handy with carving tools...
But.. Check this!
Last Xmas i was on the street corner in downtown San Fran with my sonny boy doing some shopping...walked behind a chick in a nice business outfit. skirt. great legs, hair, and body over all. so i kinda walk diagonal so i can see the front of the package....
And it's a DUDE - full on moustache, with tits, lipstick, makeup.............the funniest thing was my son's reaction - like WTF? daddy what's going on here? and how did he afford the LV purse - Hahahahaha
My dad just turned 50 haha. But I know 50's not old, I will probably be exactly the same when I'm 50...
my mom will be 41 in 2 months
crazy huh?
Im tired i need to go and rest these old bones
Later
chode
dukkit
vp
Iron
mperk
notorious
And anyone else i have forgotton
Yopu mean you'll be acting like a horney 25 year old on steroids? hahahaha
[QUOTE=dukkitdalaw;4696211]my mom will be 41 in 2 monthsQUOTE] Cool can I have her number - I promise I'll be descreet!
Yeah just wait till I'm up on stage flexing with my trophy for First place in the 70+ masters catagory - Hahahaha (Yeah that's right - I'm waiting til my competition dies off! - i gotta go home with the gold!)
But seriously - you are some crazy ass dudes - nice crashing your party!
lol
long as you show her a good time and she doesnt come home crying like she did with her last b/f
or ill kill you. like i did to her last b/f
night night
[QUOTE=mperk;4696228]
you can crash the party anytime bro
and ill shoot you her digits. after chode is done with her
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There are seconds sloppier than my sloppy seconds.
Oh yeah forgot to ask you guys...i'm going to get a tat for my B-day - a dragon - what do you think of this one?
Last edited by mperk; 06-16-2009 at 02:11 PM.
Later siggy
I'm pretty sure you'll get banned for posting that haha
yeah you should delete that
lol
bad bad
Is that how babies are made?
is that what daddy meant when he told me about the birds and bees?
Is that what mommy and daddy look like when I hear them wrestling through my bedroom wall?
...daddy always wins though.
Jesus, you guys disgust me! you didn't even LOOK at the tattoo, did You?
no I was trying to see nipple.
i suck at posting..
Whoring ain't your game baby. Well gym time for me, farewell fellow scumbags.
This cant be real, zero whoring since I left?
SmyD
You need a new catch phrase.
got a new personal best on DB shoulder press and BB shrug today AROUGH
whores are all dead...
i cooked dinner for them and put cyanide in it
hello peeps
ok, well, g'night
Ughhhhhhhh...
I think 400lbs on each arm!
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